This motherfucker has a very targeted and specific talent….a little twerk, some pole tricks, and a whole lot of Clarinet…one of those home schooled by over achieving parents who like their spawns to be well versed in everything, versatile, athletic, musical…and socially awkward as fuck…but luckily has no shame and understands the importance of putting this video out to the world, even if it makes zero to no fucking sense….to anyone in anyway, but it is just awesome!
The Real Housewives Of Miami has been cancelled…and no one gives a fuck because that bullshit sucked. Except maybe Joanna Krupa, I mean she got married to live out this lie probably assuming the show would go on forever and people would care about her nonsense until the end of time… The fact is that she technically shouldn’t even be on TV, she was a washed up Maxim Model, which at the time was pretty fucking low level modelling, and now is non-existent modelling…who somehow tricked Dancing with the Stars to cast her….allowing her American dream bullshit storyline of a communist born, communist escapee, trying to live the American dream life, despite being here since she was 2 and likely raised a spoiled brat because her parents were excited about Captialist society…and then she leveraged that to get on some other retarded show…and here she is now pushing 40 with nothing left to do but show her tits on the beach… It doesn’t matter, I don’t know why I am posting it, I think I have a sick obsession with posting pics of people in bikinis who society deem important, when they really aren’t. It’s a problem…but only because there is so much better shit to talk about…but instead I’m looking at this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Here is some useless Glamour model…named Emily O’Hara….who gets topless so I guess she’s not all that useless because being a Glamour model is a real job…even if it is a low level job that requires only one real talent…showing your big old tits…even if you don’t have a hot face…because tits are all you fucking need to get this job done…and I hate on the low level modelling that this is…but at the same time it tricks simple minded chicks, who probably wouldn’t have been getting topless in the first place, to re-think their life goals, leading to getting topless, because it’s a hell of a lot better than working the cash at the grocery store, or whatever Emily O’Hara was doing pre-getting topless in Page 3…and really what it all comes down to is simple….TITTIES!!!
Irina Shayk is a mail order bride who has been sold to the right john, or husband and in doing that has pretty much fucking made it…if you consider producing smut for GQ Russia, her mother country, actually making it, while making smut for webcam companies, or whatever it is the other mail order brides are making smut for, is any less important… She’s hot, she’s amazing naked or half naked, I’m a fan and I like the fact that she’s been a beard to a gay dude all these years, a beard who would never leak his story, because they will ruin her and take away her low level modelling, something she fucking loves, because it means she doesn’t get fucked all that much…for fear of getting caught by the media…and an atrophy pussy is the best kind of pussy. To See Irina Shayk in Miami Working Out CLICK HERE To See Irina Shayk Amazing in a Bikini on the Beach…in an unrelated shoot CLICK HERE