I want you guys to meet my latest Russian InstaHottie find: Gizerskaya Anastasia . I don’t know how I never came across her before, considering I spend half my day trolling for researching new hotties on Instagram, and she’s obviously pretty popular on there, with almost half a million followers . And you can probably figure out why once you take a look at a few of those Instagram pictures below. In fact, I have a feeling Gizerskaya’s probably going to find herself with a few more followers after this. I know me and the Little Tuna are already hooked. » view all 11 photos
In case any of you guys are wondering what to get your favorite bikini blogger this Valentine’s Day, here’s a hint: I just found a new Russian hottie in Reshetova Anastasia and I’m 99% sure I’m in love. My palms are all sweaty, my heart’s racing and my pants are overheating. If that’s not love, then I guess I don’t know what is. Anyway, I don’t know what the shipping and handling is on a mail-order bride, but if you guys all chip in, I bet we could afford it. » view all 12 photos
I know there’s a bunch of these Russian “Instagram stars” out there, but I love Anastasia Skyline here for two reasons. One: it sounds like she picked her fake name off the first thing she saw out the window, and two, she clearly knows her best angles. (And I guess it’s not her face.) I mean, seriously, she’s up to 1.9 million followers now, and I guarantee not a single one of them could pick Anastasia’s headshot out of a lineup. A booty shot though… I’d recognize that thing anywhere. Salty skin just after beach, on my way to shower but decided to take new selfie video попу свою с пляжа принесла, покрутила и в душ пошла #anastasia_skyline A video posted by Anastasia Skyline (@anastasia_skyline) on Aug 18, 2015 at 9:17am PDT » view all 11 photos
Yesterday, we had the immense pleasure of seeing the new trailer for Fifty Shades Darker , the action-packed, drama-filled, sex-tastic sequel to the massive hit, Fifty Shades of Grey. And oh, the feelings we had … In Fifty Shades Darker , our heroine, Anastasia Steele, starts off feeling a little freaked out by Christian Grey's freakiness, but so much hardship ends up bringing them back together. And there's also the sex. We can never, ever forget that. Hey, when you find a guy who leaves butt plugs out for his maid to sanitize and who will actually reach inside your vagina to pull out your tampon so you can have period sex, you hold on and never let go, right? But even though we're still so excited from seeing the trailer, it will still be a couple of long, hard, lonely months until the actual movie comes out. So you probably want to check out these magical GIFs from the trailer in the meantime, right? 1. Christian Grey Has Many Muscles Yes, Christian Grey has several issues, but he probably has more muscles! You can see at least a dozen or so in this GIF. Not that you’ll be counting though, right? Of course not — everybody knows brains don’t work properly around sexy sadists! 2. SHOWER SEX This is one scene that’s sure to inspire emotion in literally everyone. Either you’re way into it for the obvious reasons, you pervs, you’re interested in getting a close look at Christian’s ridiculously huge shower, or you care about the environement. The least they could do is take their clothes off so they could actually bathe too, you know. 3. Christian Grey Actually Feels A Feeling! We know, we know, Christian is “50 shades of f-cked up,” but check out the little guy here! In this very special moment, you see that Anastasia is changing him, that she has helped him to develop the ability to smile. Romance! 4. Oh No, A Helicopter Crash! Hey, being sexy isn’t only about genitals and feelings! Intense action can also be sexy, and if you don’t think Mr. Grey himself crashing a damn helicopter is sexy, then check yourself. 5. Boats Are Magical Look at Christian’s smile, guys, and Anastasia’s look of total pleasure. Did she see a dolphin? She probably saw a dolphin. HOT. 6. The Old-Fashioned Elevator Grope Because what’s sexier than being in a small, enclosed space full of strangers, you know? Like, can you think of a BETTER place for your emotionally damaged and controlling boyfriend to grab himself a handful of you? We’ll wait. View Slideshow
The always amazing Anastasia Ashley went to Iceland and put on a few shirts from my friends at THUGGIES because that’s just the kind of world we live in….one filled with such greatness that I can’t even believe it’s real – and that it’s not just some video game programmed by aliens trying to mess with our heads…. In other Amazing news it is Cyber Monday and you can have up to 40% off Thuggies and Butt Flap onesies ….something we’d all probably rather see our booty queen Anastasia Ashley wearing…you know since she’s got the craziest ass ever…maybe we’ll just have to take on this sale and mail her some to live out my butt flap fetish…. Remember, Thuggies are pants optional…too bad Anastasia didn’t get that fucking important detail while doing this shoot – because anything without pants…especailly girls are worth following around in case the wind or other accidents happen…that involve me seeing HEAVEN…. Sale ends Monday at 11:59 PST Free shipping on every order go to Thuggies.com ….and always support the good people who support what we’re doing here – for the people – not quite the models who hate me – but for you – the perverts who stare at these pics… GO SHOP NOW IT IS THE PERFECT GIFT IDEA FOR THE PERFECT PERSON YOU WANT TO KEEP WARM AND PANTSLESS IN YOUR LIFE – BECAUSE PANTSOFF PARTIES ARE THE BEST PARTIES The post Anastasia Ashley in Thuggies in Iceland for Cyber Monday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
29-year-old Anastasia Ashley may have started as a surfer – and even won a national title at the age of 16 – but now she’s a surfer / MODEL, and isn’t afraid to show off her banging bod on social media! Is that the most perfect ass in the world? … read more
29-year-old Anastasia Ashley may have started as a surfer – and even won a national title at the age of 16 – but now she’s a surfer / MODEL, and isn’t afraid to show off her banging bod on social media! Is that the most perfect ass in the world? … read more
A video posted by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Oct 18, 2016 at 9:49pm PDT There is only one name is female surfing…and that name is Anastasia Ashley…I mean, I guess there are two names in female surfing, but I can’t think of the other one, I’m not into Christian Amputee Shark Attack surviving erotica…. BUT I AM INTO….fit round ass that have a solid excuse for being in a bathing suit…where as all the other butt pics and videos I see in my pervert life…just have no context…it’s like “here’s my ass”…leaving me asking “Why…why is that your ass….what are you taking pics of your ass, why are you posting pics of your ass, why is your ass in my face, but not in the way I want your ass in my face, but in a shameless looking for attention way”….while Anastasia offers the answer…like a gift from the heavens…”because she’s surfing”….ohhhhhhhhhhh that makes total sense…because I didn’t even notice there was surfing in the video, not because I don’t think surfing is a nice aspirational screen saver on your work computer to give you dreams of a better life somewhere tropical and amazing, despite making 10 dollars an hour doing data entry….but because I paused the video on her ass and didn’t make it that far… I’m so perverted…but don’t blame me, or the fact that I’m a man…blame girls for producing this kind of action and adventure video…she’s great. The post Anastasia Ashley’s Butt Still Surfs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
