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Farrah Abraham on Teen Mom Co-Stars: I’m Just Better Than Them!

Back in October we learned Farrah Abraham is a Donald Trump supporter , which shouldn’t come as much of a surprise, as the two of them have a good deal in common: They’re both reality stars; they both radiate with an unhealthy glow that brings to mind a radioactive Cheeto; and, of course, they’re both horrendous people. One of the less obvious similarities between Farrah and Donald is the fact that both have been accused of sucking up all the media oxygen in the room and getting a disproportionate amount of TV time precisely because they’re so terrible. Farrah addressed this phenomenon in an interview published today. “I get better treatment because I’m a hardworking business mogul and amazing mother who holds herself with respect and keeps production accountable and always goes above and beyond what is asked,” Abraham told Us Weekly. “And I stay above the trash they have on the show. Sadly, the girls are not taken seriously because of how they conduct themselves, and they’re to blame, not me.” Whoa. Farrah claiming that people like her because of her ability to “stay above the trash” is the height of #SelfDelusionGoals. Farrah’s about as far above the trash as Oscar the Grouch. Without the trash, she would have no base of operations from which to spew her hateful …. well, trash -talk. The eminently classy Ms. Abraham went on to proclaim that – without a hint of irony – that the other moms are simply too unprofessional and immature: “Maci, Catelynn and Amber conduct themselves unprofessionally, disrespectfully and immaturely,” said Farrah, who once attacked a producer on the set of the show that made her famous.  And naturally, she couldn’t conclude an interview without referencing her recent fight for  throwing some shade at her rivals of the month and  “Since 16 and Pregnant , Amber has tried to fight me, and Maci and Catelynn have been jealous,” Farrah Said. We’re pretty sure she threw Maci in there just because she’s the only castmember Farrah hasn’t directly beefed with this week. Pay close attention, kids! Farrah is offering up a master class in maturity and professionalism here. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs

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Farrah Abraham on Teen Mom Co-Stars: I’m Just Better Than Them!

Fifty Shades Darker: The Sexiest GIFs So Far!

Yesterday, we had the immense pleasure of seeing the new trailer for Fifty Shades Darker , the action-packed, drama-filled, sex-tastic sequel to the massive hit, Fifty Shades of Grey. And oh, the feelings we had … In Fifty Shades Darker , our heroine, Anastasia Steele, starts off feeling a little freaked out by Christian Grey's freakiness, but so much hardship ends up bringing them back together. And there's also the sex. We can never, ever forget that. Hey, when you find a guy who leaves butt plugs out for his maid to sanitize and who will actually reach inside your vagina to pull out your tampon so you can have period sex, you hold on and never let go, right? But even though we're still so excited from seeing the trailer, it will still be a couple of long, hard, lonely months until the actual movie comes out. So you probably want to check out these magical GIFs from the trailer in the meantime, right? 1. Christian Grey Has Many Muscles Yes, Christian Grey has several issues, but he probably has more muscles! You can see at least a dozen or so in this GIF. Not that you’ll be counting though, right? Of course not — everybody knows brains don’t work properly around sexy sadists! 2. SHOWER SEX This is one scene that’s sure to inspire emotion in literally everyone. Either you’re way into it for the obvious reasons, you pervs, you’re interested in getting a close look at Christian’s ridiculously huge shower, or you care about the environement. The least they could do is take their clothes off so they could actually bathe too, you know. 3. Christian Grey Actually Feels A Feeling! We know, we know, Christian is “50 shades of f-cked up,” but check out the little guy here! In this very special moment, you see that Anastasia is changing him, that she has helped him to develop the ability to smile. Romance! 4. Oh No, A Helicopter Crash! Hey, being sexy isn’t only about genitals and feelings! Intense action can also be sexy, and if you don’t think Mr. Grey himself crashing a damn helicopter is sexy, then check yourself. 5. Boats Are Magical Look at Christian’s smile, guys, and Anastasia’s look of total pleasure. Did she see a dolphin? She probably saw a dolphin. HOT. 6. The Old-Fashioned Elevator Grope Because what’s sexier than being in a small, enclosed space full of strangers, you know? Like, can you think of a BETTER place for your emotionally damaged and controlling boyfriend to grab himself a handful of you? We’ll wait. View Slideshow

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Fifty Shades Darker: The Sexiest GIFs So Far!