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Irina Shayk for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Irina Shayk is one the Cover of Harper’s Bazaar…I’m not sure if it is the America issue or an obscure market issue, I don’t do all that much research into these things, especially when it comes to Russian hookers, who I am just impressed, but not really, because she’s Russian, and Russians are bright, the fact they have no souls, means emotions don’t get in the way of these things, like strategically finding a way out of the Iron Curtain, to live the American dream with all the McDonalds and Levis she can imagine, all by using any means possible, which in her case was being the beard for what has been rumored to be a gay as fuck soccer star in a homophobic European market…use hot RUssian, she knows better than to talk, her people know about keeping secrets, she’ll be good…especially if we put her in Sports Illustrated to make the story more legit…a task that takes one phone call when you’re a huge soccer star trying to pay off a girl by getting her in a magazine that your team pretty much control… Now she’s dating an A-List actor, and covering magazines, and she is really fucking hot, so I don’t care, and she’s jumped through the hoops to make this happen, so she’s deserving, I just like knowing that I know the scam she pulled, it makes seeing these pics feel like the ultimate troll I’m in on…but maybe that’s just because I created all this in my crazy mind, like some kind of personality disorder delusion… That’s probably what it is…I’m crazy…and she’s a supermodel who did it the same way other supermodels do it…with hard work ethic and not fucking A listers…right…that’s gotta be it. The post Irina Shayk for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid Eats a Burger in Slow Motion of the Day

A video posted by Bella Hadid (@bellahadid) on May 10, 2015 at 5:44pm PDT Bella Hadid is the darker, more interesting, even less annoying and bubbly and blonde and scenester than her sister Gigi…you know possibly edgier…but still the same spoiled brat with a model mother and a model fucking very rich father…. Maybe I just like her cuz she’s knew rich kid model on the block…or maybe I just how easy it is for them to make it…while all you aspiring models struggle… Or maybe I just like watching her eat burgers in slow motion…it’s a fetish….or maybe I just like watching her eating ice cream…. Or maybe I just like her tits being relevant with Miley… Or maybe I don’t like her or anything about her at all and I find this whole Jenner/Kardashian famous cuz you’re rich in Calabasas stupid…when I like people being famous because they are awesome and people like them…but that just doens’t exist…so I’ll take the rich tits I see…cuz what the fuck else am I supposed to do…actually hang out with real girls, in real life, that’s just crazy. The post Bella Hadid Eats a Burger in Slow Motion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bradley Cooper Kisses Irina Shayk of the Day

I find it weird that Bradley Cooper is one of America’s most favorite actors…but I understand why girls want to fuck him….not because I think he’s hot and I am jerking off right now looking at his blue eyes, but because I get it…girls love dudes in movies, and even if he was Jonah Hill…models would want to be around him and fuck him….it’s just how the world works… So I don’t find it weird that models, who are basically just hookers, especially the Russian ones on a quest to be as famous as possible…because she’s hot as fuck…despite having no soul, which isn’t saying much, since most Russians don’t have a soul..and trying to really establish herself and her career…and already milked being the beard to some Euro homo rich as fuck soccer player for so long… Either way..here is their kiss…but you can assume Bradley Cooper is kissing up on a lot more than just Irina Shayk…it’s the American…I’ll fuck everything I can…way… TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THEM FOOLS KISSING CLICK HERE Here’s some Irina Being Hot…because she’s fucking hot… TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THEM FOOLS KISSING CLICK HERE The post Bradley Cooper Kisses Irina Shayk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elisabetta Canalis in Lingerie of the Day

The good thing about being one of George Clooney’s hookers, is that when he fires you can move onto model lingerie for some shitty company for very little money but for the adoration of perverts everywhere because it’s way better than being the beard to some famous rich actor who could have provided you with the best fucking life ever, but instead disposed of you… As far as I’m concerned, if she’s not good enough for Clooney than she’s not good enough for me…but her ass is good enough for me to stare at.

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