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Harley Quinn Smith Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Harley Quinn Smith is Kevin Smith’s daughter, who you’d expect to look like this, because her dad is Kevin Smith…. He may be a survivor of Heart Attacks from Obesity…but he’s not the genetically enhanced sperm you’d expect to make a hot girl…. But luckily thanks to technology, the nerd icon, with all his super hero virgin weirdness…and catalog of TERRIBLE fucking movies you all probably like cuz you’re 50 and can relate to him….rich girls don’t need to be hot to get into a bikini…they can all do it, they can use apps to make themselves look hot, or they can use daddy’s credit card, whether a legit daddy or just a dad they met on some dating app…to buy a new face..tits….and clearly not Liposcution from the midsection from this one….because I guess she gets it from her daddy…and likes to show off what being a Smith is all about… The good news for her is that virgin loser nerds will like her cuz she has a vagina…and that rich nerds who are inspired by her dad’s content will like her cuz of who her dad is…so she doesn’t need my validation to say “maybe body positivity isn’t the best thing to put into a bikini”….let’s keep the pants on until we reach our New Year New Me fitness goals…it’s only fair. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Josephine Skriver Slutty For Madame Figaro of the Day

Posted on May 29, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Josephine Skriver is probably one of the hottest models out there – thanks to the people at Victoria’s Secret and their funding of her father’s lab that created this genetically modified designer human… This is a racy shoot, that in case you didn’t know is featuring a girl who was created in a lab by her homosexual biologist father with his lesbian friend’s egg, because those LGBQT types are heathens who don’t respect GOD or the CHURCH…because of Science and I guess because the Church doesn’t support them, or may support them now, but didn’t back when they were working on creating the perfect human…so that anyone who was pregnant and had the money, could go out and get an abortion so that they can go back to the drawing board…to make a better version of their spawn…and SKRIVER is the floor model… Point being, she’s in a magazine, tits out….looking good, but probably not as good as when her boyfriend took her virginity when she moved to NYC….which is a true story you know.

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ELizabeth Olsen in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

ELizabeth Olsen is the Third Olsen Twin, or would it be triplet, since she is made from the same sperm and uterus, but was the back-up plan the parents got to cultivate knowing that the other two would have made so much fucking money being exploited that they would fall off the scene and do things like create a billion dollar fashion empire..it’s their thing…making money…while this one can just stroll in, late for the party, disheveled, but ready…. She’s become a big name in acting….people like her, think she’s hot and I guess her way of luring them and keeping them locked in is posting erotica like this.. As anyone who has joined a gym to strictly jerk off at the gym to the hot chicks you would otherwise never see half naked, sweaty and amazing…you’ll appreciate her efforts in being healthy…and her stretch…deep stretch… The post ELizabeth Olsen in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Josephine Skriver Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Josephine Skriver is the genetically modified woman who’s homosexual father and lesbian mother came together in the lab and created…he’s a marine Biologist or that’s his cover…I mean who needs marine biologists in the Netherlands or wherever she’s from…CLONING and GENETIC MODIFICATION IN HUMAN EMBRYOS…that’s who… Well, we can assume she was funded by the people at Victoria’s Secret, her existent part of a big marketing push, and they did fucking great…she’s hot, she’s almost perfect, as you’d expect with a genetically modified woman, the only issue is will the weird science cause her to die premature, you know weird cancers and disorders…who cares really, when you look like this while alive..it’s good…real good. This pool selfie…is next level. Amazing. The post Josephine Skriver Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Padma Lakshmi in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on October 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

“Don’t hate because I’m in lingerie. Moms do that sometimes.” Padma Lakshmi is most famously known as being a sugar baby. The kind of girl who gets in her lingerie when it comes to seducing old billionaires. In such a dark and egotistical way that she pretends the baby she is carrying from one billionaire – belongs to another billionaire who was dying of cancer – only to ensure that baby – who wasn’t even that billionaire’s baby – get the fucking billion dollar inheritance…despite already having a billion dollar inheritance from the actual biological father…because she’s a fucking dirty, low level trick…who targets the high end john… She’s in her 50s, in her lingerie, demostrating tits that tricked men into making the creature that crawled out of her cunt…worth more than God… Terrible human being..but the tits are good…not worth billion dollar babies according to me..that she can prove otherwise with bank statements…but still good..for an old weathered cunt… The post Padma Lakshmi in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Klum’s 100 Years Old Body Doing Bikini Shoots of the Day

Posted on October 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heidi Klum is a 100 year old freak of nature. I am going to assume that dude with the MAKITA power tool is either with an Air Compressor, or a Staple gun to keep her GUNT in place… I mean that, or she’s a product of Nazi Germany, that wasn’t that long ago in the grand scheme of Humanity, and Heidi Klum’s life, and in being a product of Nazi Germany she’s both Genetically modified and ages great thanks to the good old genetic/human experiments designed in the BAYER labs when creating Asprin….and a sexual deviant who likes getting shit on or maybe she’s the one doing the shitty after being violated by Seal’s arm sized penis that made her a bunch of babies… There’s video….on her instagram… A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Sep 27, 2016 at 4:21pm PDT Here she is jumping into bed… A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Sep 29, 2016 at 5:21am PDT Here she is seducing you so over exposed you can’t tell she’s 100 years old…. A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Oct 1, 2016 at 7:09pm PDT Seriously…this is like some of those handjob tutorials you see in porn… A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Oct 2, 2016 at 3:52pm PDT The post Heidi Klum’s 100 Years Old Body Doing Bikini Shoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner Jump of the Day

Posted on May 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on May 25, 2015 at 8:29am PDT All the socialite, social media it girls are in Cannes because they are big into Film Festivals…seeing as none are actors or producers..they are also at the Grand Prix in Monaco…because they are really self proclaimed it girls…it’s not their fault the media eats them up… All this to say, they are rich as fuck girls…who get to hang on 200,000 dollar a week yachts like it ain’t a thing, cuz people want them around and because that’s what it-girls do…. They have been trained properly by their parents, the billionaires who threw into the work force thanks to their egos, because why not use the hook-ups that get them paid… Their names are Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid and Kylie Jenner…and they are young and slutty when they don’t have to be, and could be doing other great things… I don’t hate them…ultimately, who cares.. Here’s Kendall’s ass in Monaco Here’s Kyle Jenner…. I am more into Bella Hadid’s bikini choice… The post Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner Jump of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rumer Willis in a Bikini for Memorial Day of the Day

Posted on May 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone likes to laugh at Rumer Willis for having a wonky fucking face, but the reality is her mom, Demi Moore, who is trying to stay youthful despite being 100 years old and full of millions of dollars worth of plastic surgery… When people should defend Rumer Willis thanks to having a rocking fucking body, because the hot body in this era of Genetically modified foods…is hard to find….so celebrate her and her Dancing With the Stars winning, Bruce Willis faced-ass… The post Rumer Willis in a Bikini for Memorial Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashely Benson is Fun of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashely Benson posted some Lame as Fuck topless pics on her instagram from what I guess what a photoshoot…that I guess showcase that she’s been working on getting fit…because in a world with hormones in the genetically modified, high fructose corn syrup food…bitches are getting fatter and fatter and the world is becoming more and more accepting to that unhealthy lifestyle…while criticizing girls who stay fit and don’t overeat for starving themselves in some kind of skinny chick apocalypse…where the fat chicks are trying to either eat up and destroy skinny girls everywhere so that their fat asses become the fucking norm…it’s genocide…and a real issue we should all be paying close attention to. It’s like “let’s celebrate proven unhealthy, premature death bodies…and shit on babes who are fit because we shit all the time from all the eating. Speaking of Eating..where are the donuts…I’m hungry…I when my blood sugar drops I get real bitchy.” That was my fat girl impression…I could have gone deeper, but why bother, because based on these pics, Ashley Benson, famous from one show, seems to get it and is looking better than ever…even better than when she had a threesome in Spring Breakers with Riff Raff Franco and some Disney star…and all I am really getting at is that I like when young stars find their identity or try to build their identity in a slutty as possible way…even if it’s not quite slutty enough, it’s a start and that’s more than I can say for anything I’ve ever done. I’m more of why bother kind of guy…. The post Ashely Benson is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Gradoville for Transmission Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Samantha Gradoville is one of the last standing American models. All the other would be American models are fat on Genetically modified foods and refined sugars while sitting in the trailer park watching Honey Boo Boo and other mindless shit to make their existence as depressing as their credit card debt… She’s been NAKED FOR FASHION , which is code for she’s got naked for a photographer who had some connections with either a magazine or a client and who would only shoot her if she got naked, because that’s how girls break into the industry and she obviously wants to break into the industry, otherwise she wouldn’t be getting naked in pictures for what I assume is free, because people who get naked in pictures usually do it for money unless of course it’s to get herself to the next level…and she’s doing it again….because it is a commendable way to get ahead…because her tits, like all tits, even bad tits, are awesome… This kind of work has got her into Victoria’s Secret….filling their US quota, as to not outsource talent too much…so I guess when you look like this…it works…

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