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Ashely Benson is Fun of the Day

Ashely Benson posted some Lame as Fuck topless pics on her instagram from what I guess what a photoshoot…that I guess showcase that she’s been working on getting fit…because in a world with hormones in the genetically modified, high fructose corn syrup food…bitches are getting fatter and fatter and the world is becoming more and more accepting to that unhealthy lifestyle…while criticizing girls who stay fit and don’t overeat for starving themselves in some kind of skinny chick apocalypse…where the fat chicks are trying to either eat up and destroy skinny girls everywhere so that their fat asses become the fucking norm…it’s genocide…and a real issue we should all be paying close attention to. It’s like “let’s celebrate proven unhealthy, premature death bodies…and shit on babes who are fit because we shit all the time from all the eating. Speaking of Eating..where are the donuts…I’m hungry…I when my blood sugar drops I get real bitchy.” That was my fat girl impression…I could have gone deeper, but why bother, because based on these pics, Ashley Benson, famous from one show, seems to get it and is looking better than ever…even better than when she had a threesome in Spring Breakers with Riff Raff Franco and some Disney star…and all I am really getting at is that I like when young stars find their identity or try to build their identity in a slutty as possible way…even if it’s not quite slutty enough, it’s a start and that’s more than I can say for anything I’ve ever done. I’m more of why bother kind of guy…. The post Ashely Benson is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cameron Diaz for Cosmo of the Day

Here is some Cameron Diaz in Cosmo, because she is an iconic woman who has taken her tall model life and transitioned it early on into an acting career that has made her so much fucking money, and has brought her so much fucking fame, that has led to her fucking so many fucking guys, from actors to producers, all while being the fun girl they wanted to be around to fuck…leading to her ending up with one of the Madden Sisters, who in case you weren’t around in the 90s when they made their pre-Napster stupid rock and roll money, are the lamest fucking dudes in the fucking world… It’s one of those when you get herpes, you stick to your herpes circle of hollywood, and when everyone in the herpes circle is taken and you don’t want to venture into people who aren’t on your level of rich as fuck, or famous as fuck…or you just don’t really know them as well as you know the Madden Sister from all the raging parties they went to in the late 90s together…you kinda just settle with the homie…who you can clearly see past the level of lameness he comes with….while cumming in her… I wonder if they cover that in the interview….”how do you fuck the lamest dude in hollywood, is that a fetish, or a necessity, you’re Cameron Diaz, still hot while old, washed up and menopausal, what the fuck is this Madden sister shit”…. I feel like they don’t…here are the pics.. The post Cameron Diaz for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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