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Kylie Jenner’s Totally Normal Looking Body of the Day

I know they say that Kylie Jenner is a human, or a teen girl, but I still think she’s some mutant that grew in a pair of Kim Kardashian’s panties that were lost under the couch in the very expensive Kardashian house…you know next to some radioactive device KIM was using on her face to stay youthful and look like an instagram filter…causing Bruce’s penis fell off and became a vagina… She’s so fucking weird looking, whether it’s plastic surgery or just face injections and fat transfers or not, it’s insane…but what is even more insane is that people think this look is hot and girls everywhere are living it….it’s like they are either genderless freaks you can’t decipher, or they are this… jacking up their faces, they are doing optical illusions with fake hair and make-up and the whole thing is terrifying…an army of doughy faced weirdos… These are her bikini pics, big tits though….I wonder why brands support this shit….very irresponsible… The post Kylie Jenner’s Totally Normal Looking Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rumer Willis in a Bikini for Memorial Day of the Day

Everyone likes to laugh at Rumer Willis for having a wonky fucking face, but the reality is her mom, Demi Moore, who is trying to stay youthful despite being 100 years old and full of millions of dollars worth of plastic surgery… When people should defend Rumer Willis thanks to having a rocking fucking body, because the hot body in this era of Genetically modified foods…is hard to find….so celebrate her and her Dancing With the Stars winning, Bruce Willis faced-ass… The post Rumer Willis in a Bikini for Memorial Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pool Party Fail of the Day

So apparently Jagermeister decided to pull some publicity stunt in the form of a Pool party in mexico, where they dumped liquid nitrogen in the pool, to create this weird smoke affect, that happened to be toxic, after the liquid nitrogen and the chlorine came in contact…sending 9 people to the hospital, one of them still in coma…in what is probably not the worst way to die, you know surrounded by half naked pussy, free booze and dance music, I mean shit’s better than cancer… Either way, this is the pool party fail of the day. Fucking Mexicans.

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Alyssa Milano in Maxim Old Ladies You’d Still Fuck Issue Of the Day

Seeing Alyssa Milano all posing sexy in Maxim is weird to be…not because I saw her hairy arms, she’s had lasered on TV grow up before my very eyes, from 14 to 100 fucking years old, and seeing her try to be sexy makes me uncomfortable, but because she’s 100 fucking years old, and posing sexy, and that in itself should make everyone feel uncomfortable. I don’t care if she’s hot for 100, or not, she’s still a menopausal dried up twat who has no business being half naked… I don’t care how much she works out or how much estrogen she pumps herself with to stay youthful and womanly during “THE CHANGE”.. I don’t care how many obsessed fans are still into her cuz they are freaks and don’t know how to move on in their lives to experience new things, because the old and familiar are comfortable. This should have never happened… But I guess seeing as Maxim is going a dying magazine, it’s only natural to feature actresses whose sex appeal is dying if not already dead…

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