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Jordana Brewster is Skinny in a Bikini of the Day

Jordana Brewster is skinny…and I like it….more girls should starve themselves especially in this body positive era. Skinny is more rare, more premium, more erotic…. Jordana Brewster was a teen soap star in the 90s, which means at least one of you jerked off to her when you called in sick, took the day off school, or was on disability because you’re a retard…and soap opera’s were your porn…it was 1995…and dial-up internet was annoying with the slow loading pictures and no videos… Since then she’s turned 37… She’s best known for being in every Fast & Furious movie…I’ve never seen any, but I know people, usually the worst fucking people love those movies, and when they take a minute away from jerking off to PAUL WALKER and VIN DIESEL…this pussy makes the experience more hetero…like the time I found out someone I know gave Vin a blowjob, a girl, which debunked all the gay assumptions I hate about it…straight for PAY…cuz you can’t be a terrible acting action star who makes billions if you’re an out of the closet homo..all the jacked up steroid frat boys who love him would be confused…. This isn’t about them..it’s about an old lady like Jordana Brewster…surviving, thriving,striving, in a bikini to help promote their new installment…. I call this – not quite menopausal, at her sexual prime, but probably not getting her period thanks to starvation…which means no unwanted pregancy, not that you can relate to that. Your dream is to have a woman let you knock her up so that you have something more than your empty life and so that you are never alone. HOT. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jordana Brewster is Skinny in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shawn Dillon Is A Hottie You Need To Know

This is the first I’m hearing of Shawn Dillon , but this bikini babe definitely knows how to make one hell of a first impression. According to my research, Shawn was Playboy ‘s Miss February 2013, and if I know my readers, that means at least a few of you perverts have seen her before. But in case your wife, girlfriend or boss is looking over your shoulder, feel free to pretend otherwise and enjoy.

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Dancing With the Stars Showdown: Call Me Maybe vs. Gangnam Style!

There was no elimination on Dancing With the Stars Tuesday, due to the unusual, debate-induced splitting of the week’s routines into two one-hour blocks. On the plus side, that means at least another week for each of the remaining All-Stars, who performed group routines as well as their individual dances. Team Call Me Maybe. Team Gangnam Style. Yep, the year’s two biggest viral hits got the DWTS treatment. Watch below, then vote for your favorite! Dancing With the Stars Team Dance – Call Me Maybe Gangnam Style – Dancing With the Stars Team Performance Which DWTS group dance did you like most?   Team Call Me Maybe Team Gangnam Style View Poll »

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