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More Menopausal Cindy Crawford in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Menopause is a lovely thing…..because the sex drive goes up, the pregnancy rate goes down to zero, the vagina dries up so you feel the friction, and if you can see past the melting skin….and the boxy hips….and a barrel looking body….and close your eyes and imagine she was Cindy Crawford of the past…or look at her young daughter she’s been exploiting in her bikini and mental image that shit for the spank bank / it’s good for your focus, imagination and creativity…it is how I fight alzheimers or becoming a complacent weirdo who just stares and content fed to me…. I know it’s what the Husband does….if his sperm made her…it can come to her…I mean that’s all speculation and what I would do if I was in his place…rich people…you know…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post More Menopausal Cindy Crawford in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jordana Brewster is Skinny in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jordana Brewster is skinny…and I like it….more girls should starve themselves especially in this body positive era. Skinny is more rare, more premium, more erotic…. Jordana Brewster was a teen soap star in the 90s, which means at least one of you jerked off to her when you called in sick, took the day off school, or was on disability because you’re a retard…and soap opera’s were your porn…it was 1995…and dial-up internet was annoying with the slow loading pictures and no videos… Since then she’s turned 37… She’s best known for being in every Fast & Furious movie…I’ve never seen any, but I know people, usually the worst fucking people love those movies, and when they take a minute away from jerking off to PAUL WALKER and VIN DIESEL…this pussy makes the experience more hetero…like the time I found out someone I know gave Vin a blowjob, a girl, which debunked all the gay assumptions I hate about it…straight for PAY…cuz you can’t be a terrible acting action star who makes billions if you’re an out of the closet homo..all the jacked up steroid frat boys who love him would be confused…. This isn’t about them..it’s about an old lady like Jordana Brewster…surviving, thriving,striving, in a bikini to help promote their new installment…. I call this – not quite menopausal, at her sexual prime, but probably not getting her period thanks to starvation…which means no unwanted pregancy, not that you can relate to that. Your dream is to have a woman let you knock her up so that you have something more than your empty life and so that you are never alone. HOT. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jordana Brewster is Skinny in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eliza Dushku’s Cute Little Booty

Posted on December 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wish I could say that I had some hot pictures of Eliza Dushku showing off those big boobs we all know are hidden under thick layers of terrible acting and awful career moves, but sadly I can’t. Instead I’ve got pictures of her at the airport with her boyfriend. So lame. There’s a moment where she lets us see a little v-neck t-shirt skin while she wears sunglasses at night like a creep, but that’s pretty much it. There’s a reason her last name is Douche-ku. At least she’s showing off a little booty.

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