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Michelle Williams Showing Some Tit with a Dude for Heath Ledger of the Day

I feel very close to Michelle Williams because I once made a Heath Ledger joke to Jake Gyllenhaal at a bar a few years ago and motherfucker went nuts, pushing the girl I was with and getting me kicked out of the bar…and as far as I’m concerned, he was Heath Ledger’s real wife and this bitch was just a result of one drunken night and some movie marketing that ended up with child. So as much as I like to mock broken widows when they are with new men, even if their husbands weren’t even with them when they died, it’s just one of those guilt ridden soft spots, but I have a feeling that this situation, if Ledger was still alive, he’d be the one running the bath and putting the condoms on with his mouth…if you know what I mean….But it’s all speculation…and either way, she’s showing off some tit…

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Kaley Cuoco Shitty Nudes for Allure of the Day

I posted the Ashley Tisdale Allure nudes earlier…. Here is Kaley Cuoco, who I guess is in this issue also. I can see Allure took out the big guns, budget was no object, hire the real A-Listers, put Angelina Jolie and fucking Miley Cyrus on hold, we’ve got two bitches who need all the press they can get….hilarious…. This is photoshopped to shit. I don’t know if I’m looking at a picture of an actual girl, or if this is one of those vending machines you see at the train station that allows you to print up your face as if it was painted by a famous artist using, it’s like a fucking 2 dollar computer generated Picasso, where all human elements of the bitch have been airbrushed away…. Not that it matters, cuz I don’t even know who this Kaley bitch is. I don’t watch sitcoms, and I didn’t think I was watching when she helped John Ritter die on her last sitcom… But here are her nudes that are so staged, she might as well be clothed…

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Marisa Miller in her Underwear for Something of the Day

Half naked bitches playing with fully naked dolls is some high concept fashion photography bullshit that is exactly that…bullshit…It’s like these people come togethere and say “let’s do something obscure” and another one says “OMG, let’s put a doll in the picture” and the other says “A doll huh, that’s genius, what would a doll be doing in a fashion shoot”, and the other says “Exactly, it’s art”….Sold. I don’t know, I find Marissa Miller old, like a retired stripper. Sure she’s got her fair share of body, but it’s one of those older lady bodies that comes from working out hard to never become that old lady. She’s got the fake tits. The hard face. The fake hair. I just don’t really get excited about this kind of thing, but I’ll post it anyway cuz half naked models are still half naked models even if their ripped bodies remind me of male models with implants… I guess what I’m saying is I like my women either doughy or skin and bones, weak from starvation, etc. This kickboxing body just makes me nervous to have rape fantasies about her…not that I have those…but you know what I mean

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Lil Jon Does a Porno of the Day

LIl Jon released a porno movie with VIVID …. I don’t think he’s actually in the shit fucking, but he’s definitely hosting and suprivising it, and I think a huge reason why I love that this happened is because just yesterday I was in line at Wal Mart or some shit and the women in front of me were talking about Celebrity Apprentice, you know how Lil Jon’s so amazing on the show, so talented, so smart and all these other things, so to wake up this morning knowing that when they get wind of this, they will be appalled, even though they should know by now that all dudes are dirtbags, even if their husbands aren’t fucking them cuz they got old and nasty, they are still trying to fuck someone else…ya heard…. Check out VIVID.com for more info….if you care, which you do….

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Emmy Rossum Naked in Shameless of the Day

Tits on TV is a fucking good thing….Emmy Rossum is also a good thing and these UK turned US shoes could be a good thing…my the Americans are missing the shit…making it some Disneyland pile of shit version that rapes the fucking original….. I get that these US producers are jumping on the success of The Office, and figure ripping off UK shows will lead to serious success, even if their story lines are 6 years late, but motherfuckers need to hire me to write the shit….cuz I understand drunken deadbeat dads… Seriously… I am going to start a campaign to get me a writing job on this show, not that I’m not a writer, I just know I’m better than the idiots they hired, and that I can save the shit from the death it is clearly going to have…even though Emmy Rossum is worth masturbating to…unfortunately not enough to save her shit….and here’s her recent nude scene…cuz they’re trying as hard as they can…and this kind of trying is amazing…

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Vatican Clarifies Condom Comments – Condoms OK In Certain Circumstances

VATICAN CITY — In a seismic shift on one of the most profound – and profoundly contentious – Roman Catholic teachings, the Vatican said Tuesday that condoms are the lesser of two evils when used to curb the spread of AIDS, even if their use prevents a pregnancy. The position was an acknowledgment that the church's long-held anti-birth control stance against condoms doesn't justify putting lives at risk. “This is a game-changer,” declared the Rev. James Martin, a prominent Jesuit writer and editor. The new stance was staked out as the Vatican explained Pope Benedict XVI's comments on condoms and HIV in a book that came out Tuesday based on his interview with a German journalist. The Vatican still holds that condom use is immoral and that church doctrine forbidding artificial birth control remains unchanged. Still, the reassessment on condom use to help prevent disease carries profound significance, particularly in Africa where AIDS is rampant. added by: jubal