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Kaley Cuoco Shitty Nudes for Allure of the Day

I posted the Ashley Tisdale Allure nudes earlier…. Here is Kaley Cuoco, who I guess is in this issue also. I can see Allure took out the big guns, budget was no object, hire the real A-Listers, put Angelina Jolie and fucking Miley Cyrus on hold, we’ve got two bitches who need all the press they can get….hilarious…. This is photoshopped to shit. I don’t know if I’m looking at a picture of an actual girl, or if this is one of those vending machines you see at the train station that allows you to print up your face as if it was painted by a famous artist using, it’s like a fucking 2 dollar computer generated Picasso, where all human elements of the bitch have been airbrushed away…. Not that it matters, cuz I don’t even know who this Kaley bitch is. I don’t watch sitcoms, and I didn’t think I was watching when she helped John Ritter die on her last sitcom… But here are her nudes that are so staged, she might as well be clothed…

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Marisa Miller in her Underwear for Something of the Day

Half naked bitches playing with fully naked dolls is some high concept fashion photography bullshit that is exactly that…bullshit…It’s like these people come togethere and say “let’s do something obscure” and another one says “OMG, let’s put a doll in the picture” and the other says “A doll huh, that’s genius, what would a doll be doing in a fashion shoot”, and the other says “Exactly, it’s art”….Sold. I don’t know, I find Marissa Miller old, like a retired stripper. Sure she’s got her fair share of body, but it’s one of those older lady bodies that comes from working out hard to never become that old lady. She’s got the fake tits. The hard face. The fake hair. I just don’t really get excited about this kind of thing, but I’ll post it anyway cuz half naked models are still half naked models even if their ripped bodies remind me of male models with implants… I guess what I’m saying is I like my women either doughy or skin and bones, weak from starvation, etc. This kickboxing body just makes me nervous to have rape fantasies about her…not that I have those…but you know what I mean

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Marisa Miller in her Underwear for Something of the Day

Marisa Miller in her Underwear for Something of the Day

Half naked bitches playing with fully naked dolls is some high concept fashion photography bullshit that is exactly that…bullshit…It’s like these people come togethere and say “let’s do something obscure” and another one says “OMG, let’s put a doll in the picture” and the other says “A doll huh, that’s genius, what would a doll be doing in a fashion shoot”, and the other says “Exactly, it’s art”….Sold. I don’t know, I find Marissa Miller old, like a retired stripper. Sure she’s got her fair share of body, but it’s one of those older lady bodies that comes from working out hard to never become that old lady. She’s got the fake tits. The hard face. The fake hair. I just don’t really get excited about this kind of thing, but I’ll post it anyway cuz half naked models are still half naked models even if their ripped bodies remind me of male models with implants… I guess what I’m saying is I like my women either doughy or skin and bones, weak from starvation, etc. This kickboxing body just makes me nervous to have rape fantasies about her…not that I have those…but you know what I mean

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Camila Alves and Marisa Miller Making Stupid Faces of the Day

Marisa Miller and Camila Alves were at some movie premiere the other night and I figured I’d put up the pictures because I think both these bitches are overrated…one is an old, mono-brow mom from South America and the other is some fake tit looking stripper with a hard face and hard body, but both are photoshopped and marketed into pussies you all think are amazing…You gotta look at these pictures closely and see what they actually are….which coincidentally is also a threesome fantasy for those of us who don’t seek perfection, but appreciate everything that isn’t what we already have especially when it isn’t fat… Noureen DeWulf was there…I don’t know who she is…but she has tits, a lot like most women…making her nothing real special in the grand scheme of things…but who needs special…. Matthew McConaughey’s Mom was there flashing her ass proper….

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Hog Wild!

And the hottie on the hog is none other than Victoria’s Secret model Marissa Miller . Marissa is not only the star of Harley-Davidson’s new Spring campaign but voted this months sexiest woman in the world by FHM magazine. C’mon people…if this doesn’t get your engines running…we don’t know what will.

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Marissa Miller — Pants on the Ground

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Hot Bodies , TMZ Sports Victoria’s Secret supermodel Marissa Miller had a wardrobe malfunction of her own this weekend during a celebrity football game in Miami– thanks to the pants-dropping defensive play of Tom Arnold. Apparently, Marissa doesn’t wear Victoria’s Secret … Permalink

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66 Women Who Wowed 2009

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