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Stella Maxwell Sideboob Slutty of the Day

Stella Maxwell is only interesting to me because there was a time she was a hipster lesbian shooting naked with uneven tits for Terry Richardson…. A try hard, trying as hard as she could to be edgy or interesting so that she could make it in the world as a celebrity. A genderless, sexuality-less, typical New York living immigrant on a work visa navigating the scene… But then she started fucking female celebs, she glammed herself up, maybe got some tits, grew her hair out, and became a chick used to sell cheap panties – for pervert dudes like you to jerk off to… From edgy hipster when it was a thing, to selling out….because that’s all anyone really wants…is to sell out…especially when you get to ride Kristen Stewart’s broken down celeb from Twilight face with her pussy…that must be empowering. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Stella Maxwell Sideboob Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora’s Cleavage at an Event of the Day

Rita Ora may be the worst kind of Rihanna impersonating fame whore trying to make it by fucking random important people – from Kardashians to Taylor Swift exes – she’s laying it on thick, trying as hard as she can to get something to stick, besides the semen in her hair…but not in her cunt – since making a kid would be too easy and she’s got some bullshit to prove – before realizing she’s a hack who has made it VERY far due to tits…and that she will just need to suck it up and make those babies – because it is the only retirement option… I appreciate her resiliance…and her tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE here’s her bikini from instagram video – of whoring for attention – I like… The post Rita Ora’s Cleavage at an Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson Post-Baby Body Photo: Revealed in Weight Watchers Shoot!

Jessica Simpson is showing off her post-baby body once again, flaunting her svelte figure in a new picture while working with Weight Watchers on Friday. “Couldn’t stop smiling on set for my new campaign today,” the 33-year-old, dressed in dark jeans, boots, a tight-fitting white top and a smile, said. The singer-designer beamed with her mouth wide open, and with her beautiful blonde locks down in waves. Take a look at Simpson’s transformation: Eric Johnson’s fiancee shed 70 pounds after giving birth to daughter Maxwell in 2012, and has been back at it again since welcoming son Ace in June. Her secret? Beyond diet and exercise? “I’m a lot more confident in myself this time around,” the former Fashion Star mentor told Tumblr’s MomFeeds blog in an interview in late October. “With Maxwell I didn’t think about the weight I was gaining, and the first time I stepped on a scale … I was faced with a pretty serious truth,” she revealed. “I am just one of those pregnant women who gains a lot of weight. I have really big boobs. I have my curves. Even trying as hard as I did with Ace, I still gained.” “Definitely not as much as I did with Maxwell, but a significant amount.” She’s more Kim Kardashian than Kate Middleton , in other words, but because of that, Jessica Simpson says she realized what she had to do next. “With a toddler on the run and an infant to look after I knew I needed a plan that’s simple and fits into my life, along with the support that’s so important,” she said. “I know Weight Watchers works, so I got on the plan again.” Looks to be working wonders.

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Pics for Social Media of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger posted her bikini to VINE and it looks like she’s far more womanly than she was in the Pussycat Doll era, back when she was fucking ripped, so ripped people assumed she was a dude in lingerie with a voice of an angel and better dance moves than the rest – in what could have been the because drag show to happen in mainstream entertainment…. A drag show that based on her new found hip to waist ratio, that probably was never a drag show at all, meaning all those times you masturbated to her, were far less gay than you probably thought they were, but she’s still got a pretty hard face…. Well, here she is being liberal with her womanly body at low resolution, so you don’t have to be distracted by her beard.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Can Suck Her Own Dick of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is so bendy she can suck her own dick, I mean provided she had a dick, and wasn’t a top lingerie model with a couple of kids, who like so many other women, just do yoga, which happens to be porn to me, and can touch their fucking toes with their faces, in ways that shit is erotic and exotic and unhuman, especially married to a woman who can’t even wipe her own ass…. All making me question my existence, my choices and why I’m not in a Yoga class right now, daily, with all the moms trying as hard as they can to stay sexy. Not because they have million dollar modeling contracts like this one, but because they can’t live with the idea of losing their sex appeal while their husbands are fucking the maid, nanny, secretary, young and eager new sales girl on the team, etc. or more importantly, with all the 20 somethings, who just want to look good in leggings and choose yoga as their outlet… I’m too lazy, so I’ll just look at pics rather than actually living it….good enough for me..and my lifestyle choices. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lady Gaga’s Tits in Max Italia of the Day

Lady Gaga is the devil…she was sent from hell to destroy our youth…with her demon face…she’s the fucking worst..and even when she’s doing the exhibitionist thing…in efforts to be an “artist”…I know she’s just trying as hard as she fucking can to get noticed before it is too late..because her mission of destroying the fucking world….is not complete…but her fame seems to be….but this topless bottom feeding is going to lead to porno…and I am going to watch…even if I hate everything about her…

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Emmy Rossum Naked in Shameless of the Day

Tits on TV is a fucking good thing….Emmy Rossum is also a good thing and these UK turned US shoes could be a good thing…my the Americans are missing the shit…making it some Disneyland pile of shit version that rapes the fucking original….. I get that these US producers are jumping on the success of The Office, and figure ripping off UK shows will lead to serious success, even if their story lines are 6 years late, but motherfuckers need to hire me to write the shit….cuz I understand drunken deadbeat dads… Seriously… I am going to start a campaign to get me a writing job on this show, not that I’m not a writer, I just know I’m better than the idiots they hired, and that I can save the shit from the death it is clearly going to have…even though Emmy Rossum is worth masturbating to…unfortunately not enough to save her shit….and here’s her recent nude scene…cuz they’re trying as hard as they can…and this kind of trying is amazing…

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