Stella Maxwell is only interesting to me because there was a time she was a hipster lesbian shooting naked with uneven tits for Terry Richardson…. A try hard, trying as hard as she could to be edgy or interesting so that she could make it in the world as a celebrity. A genderless, sexuality-less, typical New York living immigrant on a work visa navigating the scene… But then she started fucking female celebs, she glammed herself up, maybe got some tits, grew her hair out, and became a chick used to sell cheap panties – for pervert dudes like you to jerk off to… From edgy hipster when it was a thing, to selling out….because that’s all anyone really wants…is to sell out…especially when you get to ride Kristen Stewart’s broken down celeb from Twilight face with her pussy…that must be empowering. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Stella Maxwell Sideboob Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alison Brie is some average looking girl, which doesn’t matter because she’s an actress and not a model, and because she has big tits… TV is filled with average looking people, who get a fan base because people are retards and get sucked into the show, they see girls on TV, playing the babe and assume they are the babe…It’s an optical illusion and the same reason you buy shit from infomercials, you pathetic fuck… I prefer when SHE’S DOING WEIRD LESBIAN VIDEOS IN VINTAGE LINGERIE to this mom in a bathing suit hiding her flaws shit… But I guess now that he show is over, she’ll be putting in more effort to get noticed, as the pay checks have dried up… It doesn’t matter…I’m posting it anyway, as a glimpse of what is to come.
My Mexican brother, Chuy Bravo, is the latest and probably the greatest in Celebrity Sex Tapes…. The great minds at VIVID.COM have done it again….and I really think this is the best celebrity porn yet…better than all the other SEX TAPES and I GOT THE EXXXCLUSIVE CLIP I wasn’t going to post it here, because I try to keep dick, penetration and all the good stuff off the site, you know fighting being a porn site the last 10 years, even though people think I am…Even though I just like documenting sex and weirdness, celebrity bullshit and the fall of our society…and sex and weirdness this fucking video is… I mean it’s comedic, satire, art…midgets and fat chicks talking all mexican and shit…fucking genius. It feels like something you picked up in a market in Tijana in 89, back when Chuy was just a young midget. This is totally fucking insane sex tape news….Chuy Bravo… the comedic relief on the Chelsea Handler show, looking for extra money in all the right places, probably not working with Chelsea Handler, and reality is that being a clown all his life has probably left him no real dignity or shame and he just knows his place in the world…. Like most dude, just likes fucking chicks and figures if he can get paid to do it, he’s won… Or maybe Chelsea Handler, in their years together, has taught him the valuable lessons of being a whore to get ahead, not that she actually talks to him, he’s just there to make her seem funnier, something to mock to distract from her talentless ass…an ass that every exec has seen…. But this isn’t about Chelsea Handler. It’s aboug CHUY BRAVO, her little “friend” and his attempt at porn…and from the exclusive clip I was sent…it’s fucking perfect. TO GET THE FULL VIDEO OR TO FIND OUT MORE CLICK HERE What it comes down to is that I love SEX TAPES , I love ridiculousness, I love when the two merge, because it keeps things interesting. Never in my life would I think that the little dancing monkey on Chelsea Handler would have a sex tape…but he does, and that’s fucking amazing…life changing. Even revolutionary. TO GET THE FULL VIDEO OR TO FIND OUT MORE CLICK HERE
Ashley Benson Springbreaker who had a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, I think, I don’t really remember that movie as it was shit, but inspired young girls to wear skimpy bikinis and whore out, is this Month’s complex girl…and she looks amazing, but maybe I am just blinded by the fact that she’s busty and not looking as dumpy as she normally does… She’s really famous in the younger market, is the face of that generation of hipster mainstream kids…because everyone’s an edgy hipster…thanks to the internet now…and I am all about this shit… TO SEE ALL THE PICS / READ THE INTERVIEW / MASTURBATE TO ALL HER BUSTY GLORY CLICK HERE
