Candice Swanepoel is boring as fuck, but she’s naked in a pool, at a resort, the way you’d want all your mothers on vacations to be, provided they were professional lingerie models who only have a life because they are bikini models, only exist because they are bikini models, and only matter because they are bikini models…because they’ve been paid a lot of money to look good, so they sure as hell better keep looking good no matter what it takes, otherwise, they’ll fade away on their pile of money into obscurity…which wouldn’t affect anything on the grand scheme of things, but would really fuck with her ego… The post Candice Swanepoel Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
St. Patrick’s Day is right around the corner and you can almost smell the beer and corned beef. This year, we’re celebrating actresses named Erin who have Gone Braless on film! Whether they’re Irish or not, it doesn’t matter because everyone’s Irish on St. Patty’s Day! Ireland Forever… or rather: Erins, Go Braless!… read more
I don’t know what the fuck Genevieve Morton was thinking when she posted this awkward, terrible, unattractive butt shot… Why did Genevieve Morton decided to post this really terrible angle of her ass….I guess it doesn’t matter because she did it….. Maybe she thinks it looks cute, is funny, read that being honest in her content would lead to more followers, but not quite grasping the kind of honest people want…. Maybe she’s back to drinking, or maybe she’s just losing her fucking mind with the whole turning 30, forcing her to release nude calendars, and really trying to put herself out there, as she self destructs….sinking ship… Throwing shit at the wall as hard as she can, the only way she can, getting naked, and hoping something sticks…but shit like this…bad tan lines on what looks like a terrible ass…a man ass for her instagram….is not the kind of selfie we like…girl needs to get a creative director – too bad she’s too snobby, too egotistical, and thinks she top notch….to actually collaborate on things that could help her….instead she’s putting this crap that is just missing a piece of dangling shit hanging out of her ass by a hair to make it good…. If she wanted ass pictures to go viral…I can think of 40 ideas…involving her ass, that aren’t the sex tape she will probably put out soon enough..that would make this bitch shine…and make this much money but her head is too far up her ass…her weirdly shot ass…to make it work…terrible. The post Genevieve Morton’s Horrible Butt Shot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
https://twitter.com/benandjerrys/status/784062366577225728 Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream just announced their support of the #BlackLivesMatter movement in an essay on their website. “Black lives matter. They matter because they are children, brothers, sisters, mothers, and fathers. They matter because the injustices they face steal from all of us — white people and people of color alike. They steal our […]
Elsa Hosk is some Swedish model showing her tits for some bootleg VOGUE Magazine… I don’t know what the fuck a BELLEZA is, but maybe it’s not bootleg at all, maybe I am just the uncultured one…maybe VOGUE BELLEZA is the Vogue everyone aspires to be in…or maybe it doesn’t matter because they got her naked. Elsa Hosk naked is lovely, but it’s nothing new, because before she was one of the models you thought about while fucking your wife / pocket pussy / ripe melon last year following the VS fashion show you watched…..she was getting topless for “fashion” consistently…. HERE ….and HERE and HERE . I use “fashion” in quotes, because it was more strategic topless pics, pushed to the internet, making her semi known, helping her audition for the mall brand lingerie company, leading to all this fame and fortune she now has…because it all starts with the tits… The post Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Belleza for my Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Idris Elba Boasts About His Lovemaking In New Song, “Confidential” In case you didn’t know, when Idris Elba isn’t burning up both the small and big screen with his incredible hotness, he’s in the studio and spitting hot 16’s as a rapper named “Driis.” However, be it Driis or Idris, it doesn’t matter because he’s currently setting loins on fire with this XXX-filled rap on Nigerian rapper D’Banj’s new video for “Confidential.” And there ain’t a damn thing confidential about idris’ raps as he boasts about having chicks sitting down ‘pon that peen, catching them on the floor and tearing down G-strings!
Ashley Benson is some willing to get naked, at least when suntanning, or in Hollywood movies, to break free from being the typecast teen starlet from some teen show that I’ve never seen but that is apparently pretty important because millions of people watch it….and I am all for that behavior… I used to hate on her for being fat, I just couldn’t get why someone who was making money being on TV, who wanted to be the sex object, was still late night eating and not working with trainers…it’s like get fit girl…that’s what you need to do to be hot…Hollywood is a vain place and we have expectations… Well it looks like she took my cyber bullying to heart, because you know she reads this site #googlealerts herself when I post her….and with all successful bullying comes results…whether suicide because they are too weak or well…weightloss…it’s still results…I like results.
Constance Jablonski is a model…and in being a model…she is sent to sets where she is paid 10,000 to 100,000 dollars…or more to pose like some kind of object for a brand who can afford her – which in a lot of ways is the foundation and basis of prostitution….meaning her morals and her values are in the right place….and in being a model…she is paid to wear clothes or to sometimes not wear clothes…or to half wear clothes…like some kind of object for the brand that is paying her…and it makes walking around on set naked, or in panties, flashing them to the world…like they don’t matter because they don’t…I mean if she was actually good at her job, or really open to do anything for the client, and sacrifice herself for content, this would be an asshole flash…and it’s not.
I would say that the highlight of yesterday was THIS ALLEGED KIM KARDASHIAN SEX TAPE WITH A WHITE PENIS – that was rumored to be leaked by her for attention – because she likes to pretend she is an important celebrity since pretending to be an important celebrity has made other people follow her every move and treat her like an important celebrity – while making her insane money like an important celebrity…. But seeing Kim Kardashian fuck is old news, and whether it is her or not, doesn’t matter because fucking on tape like a gutter porn chicks, is really the only reason she exists…. So seeing her showing off her fatty tits – is just contributing to the lie that is Kim Kardahians, but for some reason I am compelled to post her instagram pic. Maybe I’m sucked into the horrible vortex that is the below average, yet celebrated Kardashians. To See the Rest of the Pics of her in this Dress CLICK HERE
