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Agent Provocateur Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Agent Provocateur is arguably the hottest mall brand lingerie – because it is more expensive than Victoria’s Secret, has better design than Victoria’s Secret, and because it pretends to not be a mall brand – but rather something all the instagram sluts get their sugar daddy’s to buy to make them feel special about taking 12 loads on their face before the main dude pisses it off them clean on some DUBAI adventure – they all seem to go on….”well he bought a first class ticket for me”…..prostitutes are everywhere amongst us…like the zombie apocalypse predicted…they walk amongst us – taking their selfies and doing their shameless snapchats everywhere they go – thinking they are more important than they are…fucking rich guys to validate it…which has nothing to do with this shoot, but probably applies to the models in said shoot.. The post Agent Provocateur Lingerie Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day

If you’re an old haggard cokehead who has had vats of cum on your face – over the years…while making a ridiculous amount of money being an average at best actress…because the stars aligned for the bitch….because you were hot in your younger years… Do not pose next to your photoshopped cover of your magazine, on some outdated photo, or photoshopped photo…allowing us to do a comparison of “actual face”…and “phony lie hollywood face”…. I thought she was pregnant? Did she already have her lecherous kid with the cheesiest fucking dude in Hollywood, who you may remember from being one of the Good Charlotte mall brand punk….but I remember as the guy who used to rub herpes with Paris Hilton…before being a lottery winner with this haggard bitch… I guess what I’m saying is this is pretty hilarious… The post Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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EVE’s Tit Slip of the Day

The reason I know it is my Birthday is not because I have a calendar, or all the facebook love I am getting…it’s these pics of Eve’s tit falling out because I never get what I want…and this is something I never wanted… I would never say this is some National Geographic tit, because that would be racist, or that it is cultural appropriation because she’s dyed her hair like a WHITE PERSON….but I will say the first set of tits I ever saw were black tits in National Geographic as a kid…and I’ve always wanted to feed off a pair…just not this pair…. CLICK HERE The post EVE’s Tit Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Belleza for my Birthday of the Day

Elsa Hosk is some Swedish model showing her tits for some bootleg VOGUE Magazine… I don’t know what the fuck a BELLEZA is, but maybe it’s not bootleg at all, maybe I am just the uncultured one…maybe VOGUE BELLEZA is the Vogue everyone aspires to be in…or maybe it doesn’t matter because they got her naked. Elsa Hosk naked is lovely, but it’s nothing new, because before she was one of the models you thought about while fucking your wife / pocket pussy / ripe melon last year following the VS fashion show you watched…..she was getting topless for “fashion” consistently…. HERE ….and HERE and HERE . I use “fashion” in quotes, because it was more strategic topless pics, pushed to the internet, making her semi known, helping her audition for the mall brand lingerie company, leading to all this fame and fortune she now has…because it all starts with the tits… The post Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Belleza for my Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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