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Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day

Posted on April 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re an old haggard cokehead who has had vats of cum on your face – over the years…while making a ridiculous amount of money being an average at best actress…because the stars aligned for the bitch….because you were hot in your younger years… Do not pose next to your photoshopped cover of your magazine, on some outdated photo, or photoshopped photo…allowing us to do a comparison of “actual face”…and “phony lie hollywood face”…. I thought she was pregnant? Did she already have her lecherous kid with the cheesiest fucking dude in Hollywood, who you may remember from being one of the Good Charlotte mall brand punk….but I remember as the guy who used to rub herpes with Paris Hilton…before being a lottery winner with this haggard bitch… I guess what I’m saying is this is pretty hilarious… The post Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Aida Yespica Brings the See Through Dress To Cannes of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who this haggard faced Aida Yespica is…but I know she wants me to know who she is…because she’s wearing a see through dress in Cannes, where she’s being classy, with what is probably a very rich boyfriend, you know the kind of boyfriend that saved her TV Hosting in Venezuala ass from Communism…thanks to her breast implants… I am all for see through dresses, but prefer when the attention seeker wearing them is more committed to the cause, and doesn’t put on panties… Because flashing tits in France is hardly a fucking thing, the real kicker, and sign of desperation always comes with labia…the kid that have a clit sticking out like it’s sticking it’s tongue out at you… Either way, I support this behavior…especially when set in luxurious places… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Aida Yespica Brings the See Through Dress To Cannes of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who this haggard faced Aida Yespica is…but I know she wants me to know who she is…because she’s wearing a see through dress in Cannes, where she’s being classy, with what is probably a very rich boyfriend, you know the kind of boyfriend that saved her TV Hosting in Venezuala ass from Communism…thanks to her breast implants… I am all for see through dresses, but prefer when the attention seeker wearing them is more committed to the cause, and doesn’t put on panties… Because flashing tits in France is hardly a fucking thing, the real kicker, and sign of desperation always comes with labia…the kid that have a clit sticking out like it’s sticking it’s tongue out at you… Either way, I support this behavior…especially when set in luxurious places… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Elizabeth Berkley Should Stick To Showgirls of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if Elizabeth Berkley depresses me because I remember masturbating to her shitty implants what must be decades ago, at least that’s what her haggard granny body is telling me….or if Elizabeth Berkley depresses me because seeing old bitches hanging on as hard as they can…tapping into and mocking the only thing they’ve ever really done 20 years later…on some seriously bottom feeding show for bottom feeders…and that kind of thing makes me sad…or if…I am just sad she’s not a stripper like she teased us she’d become had the residuals from Saved By the Bell dried up….

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Bright Lips For Brown Chicks (Shades Of Pink, Orange And Purple!)

Posted on August 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Signs You’re Becoming A Crazy Cat Lady

Posted on August 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Signs You’re Becoming A Crazy Cat Lady You tell yourself, “That will never be me” when you see the haggard looking woman across the street come out for her newspaper in the only thing you’ve ever seen her wear—her bathrobe. But she never thought that’d be her either! That’s because she missed these crucial signs that she was on her way to becoming a crazy cat lady. More….

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Kelly Brook Ass for Reebok of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why I’ve bothered with Kelly Brook so much the last few weeks…maybe it has to with her WEARING SEE THROUGH TIGHTS ….. or the fact that her unphotoshopped tits are amazing but her UNPHOTOSHOPPED ASS ISN’T But It probably has to do with this satanic period photoshoot ….. Either way, here she is bending for Reebok.

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Pam Anderson in Some Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was PAM ANDERSON AND TOMMY LEE SEX TAPE the other day and I had a new found love for Pam Anderson…it brought back memories of 1997 or 1998 when it first dropped and you had to buy the shit on VHS….in a simpler time when I could just look at her big tits and hot pussy and not hate her cry for attention, her haggard face, her hepatitis she may have caught in the filming of the shit….She was Pre Paris and Kim who ruined the celebrity sex tape for all celebrity sex tapes to come…but I still watch them…even though they annoy me…. Either way, no idea when this Pam Anderson shoot is from but they are photoshopped hot enough to make me remember the Pam Anderson of yesteryear..

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Ted Haggard To Play Wife Swap

Posted on September 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ted Haggard, 55, and his wife Gayle remain married even after Haggard admitted in late 2006 to paying a male masseuse for s-ex and using crystal meth, during a scandal that forced him to resign as a senior pastor of New Life Church in Colorado Springs, Colo., and as president of the National Association of Evangelicals. He weathered a s-ex and dr-ug scandal but can he handle Celebrity Wife Swap? Evangelical pastor Ted Haggard will appear on the upcoming celebrity version of ABC#39;s Wife Swap,

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The Spy Kids Premiere Was Pretty Erotic of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just assumed that people who go to see movies like Spy Kids, especially grown men who don’t have kids are just real fucking perverts who you gotta look out for in the movie theater cuz they may be there to masturbate on your kids popcorn when you’re not looking…..you know kinda like me when I went to see that teenage hot chick movie about cheerleading or gynastics or some shit when wasted…only to be in a room full of 14 year olds who looked at me like I was creepy as fuck…cuz lets face it, I am…. But it turns out that there’s a whole diverse level of perversion at the Spy Kids premiere…there’s shit for everyone of all different fetishes to get off to…not just the pedos…. Here’s the unofficial list of the fetishes that were in attendence… Alba pregnancy extreme pregnancy…for the Ready to Drop Porn Lovers Charlotte Ross extreme legs…. Rachel Fox Some 15 Year Old….for the Sex Offenders Verne Troyer for the Midget Fetishists Electra Avellan for the Twin Fetishists even though she’s not with her twin….. Alexa Vega for the Haggard looking 22 year old with Colombian father’s and model mothers who was an amateur Gymnast Fetishists…..yeah this one’s a real fucking stretch but I like to view it as a highly targeted fetish Holly Robinson Peete for the Black Chick pushing 50 but who is from 1990’s ABC Sitcoms Fetishists…. And the Kool Aid guy for the real fucking weirdos who love fucking mascots and marketing icons for shitty brands…. This post is one of my dumbest…

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