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Alicia Keys Has an Embarrassingly Fat Wax Figure of the DAy

a href=”/cms/u.php?u=75879″> She might as well been modeled sitting in her bed eating a tub of ice cream crying cuz her boyfriend left her. I always say instead of wrapping the emotional eating up in spandex, embrace and expose it…. You’d think out of respect they’d slim her down to the point everyone would say “Shit, look how great they made her look” instead “hey look they turned her into a fast food restaurant clerk dresses as Alicia Keys as an action figure on halloweeen”…… Not that I actually care, I just find it funny. What an amazing joke on the part of Madame Tisasss….This is something I’d do in the DrunkenStepfather Wax Museum of Sluts that currently lives in the furnace room and is strictly reserved for me to fuck.

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Mila Kunis is the Cover of Flare of the Day

Here’s a boring fucking fashion spread if I’ve ever seen one…Seriously, I don’t really understand how you can get a bitch in a photostudio and end up with this standard, dull, uneventful shots…if I was the fashion photographer on this one…I’d aim for more titties for fashion….More labia for fashion…more hipster bush for fashion…and I know Kunis would be down cuz she spent the better part of the last decade with Home Alone Culkin who’s gotta be a heroin addict trust fund hipster who feed off the bullshit art and fashion world…it’s not like this bitch is all Vanilla…she’s for sure done anal…bothing giving and receiving…if you know what I mean…. That said, if I was the fashion photographer on this one, I’d probably be too busy fucking models on private jets on our way to 5 star resorts to write nonsense about nonsense…thus making me the loser in all this…It always ends like this.

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Kirsten Dunst Old School Vagina Flash of the Day

GUESS THE VAGINA!!! I don’t know when this picture is from, but it’s pretty much concluded a day filled with vagina on this site….From Webcam Star’s Unicorn of Perfection Pussy….> TO Amber Rose’s Hip Hop Whore Using Two Fingers to Make Her Pussy Look Skinny and Tight Pussy….To these Kirsten Dunst I don’t know what the fuck this haggard crack whore looking disaster is hiding in her underwear pic….I don’t know when it is from, but I know I am happy a fucking celebrity bitch finally pulled this move again…it’s been too long since the last getting out of a car panty/pussy flash…Celeb sluts are all over it…so it’s a nice throwback to what we once had…Cuz some of us have a hard time moving on… To See the Rest of the Pic Follow This Link

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Shauna Sand in her Bikini Still Fucks up the Kids of the Day

Here are some more pictures of Shauna Sand ruining her young daughter. This is the kind of shit that reminds me of when I was growing up, before being taken away, where my mom was welcoming fat, old American men into our one room shanty, and I turned out fine…but when I was 14, I was friends with this welfare kid who had ADHD and was constantly getting into trouble. He was unshowered, always in dirty clothes, kinda like me today, but at the time he was the stinky kid in school. One day, he asked me to go to his house to pick up something, I walked in and his mother was walking around in lingerie, a dude was on the couch smoking a cigarette, in the middle of the day, and the kid just freaked the fuck out, cuz it happened on the regular…10 years ago, I saw the dude on the street, he was a drug dealing male escort and I guess all things worked out as his mom woulda expected, if she cared enough to expect anything other than another fix. All that to say is Shauna Sand is a horrible mother. She’s been in Playboy, porn and brings new pretty gay looking guys into her kids life that will either land her kid doing porn like mommy, or so conservative and lesbian that she won’t see dick like she was Susan Boyle. I guess we’ll have to wait and see, and in the meantime, Shauna Sand and her haggard slut face is here to entertain.

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Mountain winery concert schedule 2010

Date Event Tue, 06/01/10 07:30 p.m. Goo Goo Dolls Mon, 06/07/10 07:30 p.m. Crosby, Stills Nash Sat, 06/12/10 07:30 p.m. Diana Ross Sun, 06/13/10 07:30 p.m. Chick Corea Freedom Band Wed, 06/16/10 07:30 p.m. Merle Haggard Kris Kristofferson Fri, 06/18/10 07:30 p.m. Imogen Heap Tue, 06/22/10 07:30 p.m. Steve Martin the Steep Canyon Rangers Wed, 06/23/10 07:30 p.m. Steve Martin the Steep Canyon Rangers Sat, 06/26/10 07:30 p.m. Brandi Carlile Wed, 06/30/10 07:30 p.m.

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Michelle Johnson’s Got Some Older Tit of the Day

Her name is Michelle Johnson, I have no idea who she, because she’s pretty much a nobody, but I do know she has tits like most nobodies, she’s showing them off for attention at some event and I guess tits aren’t that big of a deal and I don’t really know why I am talking about them, maybe my life is just that boring and useless, and tits are all I have left to talk about, because I guess I like women and most women have tits , except for breast cancer victims and 5 year olds, so there’s nothing too exciting about this, but I guess we should celebrate her not having had breast cancer because we like tits and because it’s pretty clear this haggard slut isn’t 5. I doubt that made sense, but nothing I say ever really does….I’m working on it… Pics Via FamePictures

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Saguaro Road Records » Blog Archive » Tanya Tucker Album Available

“Surprisingly mature at a very young age, Tanya Tucker continues to grow today, taming and conquering tunes long assumed to be a man’s territory. As the great George Jones said…’she does it her way and makes it her own.’” …

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Tanya Tucker – My Turn (2009)Tanya Tucker – My Turn (2009)

On her new album, My Turn, Tanya Tucker takes classic country songs originally recorded by male country legends and turns the tables, giving classics by George Jones, Buck Owens Merle Haggard, Conway Twitty and Eddy Arnold a powerful …

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Tanya Tucker – My Turn (2009)Tanya Tucker – My Turn (2009)