I know Minka Kelly is a legitimate name in acting, hollywood, bullshit…. But I can never place her, I just categorize her in Oliva Munn / Olivia Wilde/ and the other 40 year olds trying to prove they are still hot. I know that nerds love her, I see her name come up, but nerds love everything they see on TV or in their Nerd Shows, because they have no one to love in real life…. Meaning, I don’t take their opinion too seriously, even if it can make people exploiting their autism very rich…I’m not that dude. Instead I make fun of the girls you jerk off to and you hate me for it, while the cool people, the bullies like me don’t read the site cuz they are too busy not being nerds…so I should re-evaluate my strategy…not that I have one but Minka Kelly apparently does. The post Minka Kelly Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The last time I did a post on Perrie Edwards, I think she was topless. I had to remove the pictures from the site because of laywers and such getting angry at me, but the post actually went viral in an era where I thought viral didn’t happen unless brands were paying for it to happen. It basically went down like this. I posted it. The story got pushed to my twitter because that’s all I use twitter for. It’s automated, you know, low effort. And I guess a Lil Mix fan, a band I didn’t know exist, like Lil XAN cuz I’m old….and not from the UK….went nuts and next thing you know I am getting tweeted at from every angle, being told off by her fans you didn’t know exist. They were mad. I guess she matters and so does her spreading in a thong. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Perrie Edwards Spread Legs in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nicki Minaj and her fat as fuck ass, that could be a fake ass, because when she was first cast to play Nicki Minaj after her acting school, she was fat, she just managed to shape that fat to look more like a sex doll you’d expect her to be, rather than the walmart shopper on the motorized scooter she was supposed to be….. It’s an ass that is probably shaped and scuplted to look like this, I mean girl’s not bringing something like this out when it’s all deflated and looking like an ass that size should look…..it, and the rest of her, is injected as fuck. But the good thing about these injections and Lipo – the quick fixes for vanity is that the organs inside her are still rotting to fucking hell…and with that we know her pancreas is struggling….and eventually her foot will go…and like all Americans she’ll be on a motorized scooter….the way Wall-E predicted it. Diabetes man…we’ve probably all got it…but this ass screams it. TO SEE MORE OF THE VMA’S CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nicki Minaj’s Diabetic Ass at the VMA’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Some would say Phoebe Price is a legend…and by some I mean some…because most people don’t actually know she exists or is a thing…and that’s really unfortunate because I am in the “some” who consider her a legend…. She media manipulated using the paparazzi as her strategy in an era before social media, where you had to physically be where the people who were taking the content that they decided was relevant… She got published in all kinds of magazines, tabloids, for nothing more than showing up places on days the celebs didn’t show up, and the paparazzi were looking for content and she’s been able to build up her own little empire that I don’t think she monetizes, but that doesn’t need to monetize cuz she came from money…. So it’s pure, from her heart, just having a good time getting noticed and getting a kick out of it like some kind of troll…it’s great to see or at least remember some of the innovators who in an era where everyone is a fucking fame whore seeking attention…money…celebrity….put in more effort to get noticed because you had to put more effort in back then…. Shes’ having a casual nip slip in her bikini…as legends do….and I think we should all celebrate that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Phoebe Price Nipples Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Charlotte McKinney is and will forever be a level of played out, overexposed, never was….tits… And despite putting rumors of her effort into targeting Women, because advertisers spend a lot more money on women who reach and influence women, forcing Charlotte McKinney re-work her strategy to try to become an influence to women.. She’s still got her tits out…because that’s really what she’s about…her existence…is based on the tits…a rich girl with tits..and there’s nothing much wrong with that….if you have an angle dudes can jerk off to, and when you have an ailment like awesome tits…fucking use them bro. I don’t know if she actually matters or not, but she exists as a life support to her tits…
Charlotte McKinney, despite putting her effort into targeting Women, because advertisers spend a lot more money on women who reach and influence women, making Charlotte McKinney re-work her strategy to try to become an influence to women..whether with fitness advice, or health trend advice, or maybe it is fashion advice….but the only lesson she is really qualified to walk anyone through as a mentor is use your tits if you’ve got tits, and if you don’t, I have no idea what to tell you, because monster tits are the only reason I am here and the only story I have to tell… I think Charlotte McKinney is the kind of woman that other women hate…so good luck with the re-brand…and never forget to share the nipples with the dudes who basically are 98 percent of your followers…
Kira Kosarin is some kid who was exploited by her parents, they were Broadway performers, her mother as an actress and her father a music director, conductor and record producer…..She grew up acting, singing and dancing because of course she did, why would they have kids if they couldn’t throw them into the industry that they were trying to excel at themselves, you know ship her off to LA to show the world how well trained she was like this was the 20s and they were a touring Vaudeville family, only to get her a gig on Nickelodeon….and some fame…that she could use to build a Youtube Channel…where she can cover songs and one day release her own… It’s almost text book strategy so many people before her used, but thanks to the internet being full of retards it works… To make the strategy complete, get her in the trend of the times, in this case Calvins, and have her do a creepy photoshoot for the perverts, that will lead to more creepy photoshoots for the perverts, knowing that perverts fucking love creepy photoshoots and thus boost her numbers…because along with idiots on the internet, there are perverts…just leave a dude alone for 5 minutes and he’s googling “Nickelodean Stars in Underwear” and she brings it…
Lena Dunham thinks she’s an expert, a voice of the woman form, despite looking like dude…part of her angle she’s been exploiting since she figured out that she could exploit it and that other social justice warrior type of idiots who think they are progressive, when really they are just being egotistical, vain, materialistic, LIES….trying to sell their bullshit….force their bullshit on people…and people who are likely dumber than her, even if she comes across pretty dumb, buy into her because they figure “she’s got something to say, people seem to listen, it pisses other people off, and gets people to tune in, but in no way did we ever want her naked on our show”. Because words, or women’s study 101 classes, or whatever this bitch claims to be or not be is ultimately irrelevant…because you / no one should listen, take note, care or perpetuate her trying to get attention, using the angle she found to get attention and that gets her attention…but rather focus on what actually matters and that’s figuring out ways she either dies from obesity related diseases, loses her narcissistic / egotistic mind, so that her pig body and all that she shits out from any of her orifices never gets naked or half naked again….it is terrifying…she is terrifying and everyone I’ve ever interacted with hate her, so who the fuck are the idiots endorsing her…ya know…it’s weird… It’s too bad she didn’t drown in the making of this shit, but she’s too fat to drown…#alwaysfloating The post Lena Dunham Disgusting Interpretive Pool Dance in a Bikini of the Day Lena Dunham Disgusting Interpretive Pool Dance in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know who Hea Deville is, but apparently she had a night at the Museum and she’s not Ben Stiller, because she’s got great tits, and his tits aren’t nearly as good…but they may be now that he’s removed his prostate 3 years cancer free 5 days ago…you know all that estrogen with no CUM factory makes a dude CAITLIN JENNER…against his will… BUT this isn’t about Ben Stiller, it is about the cultural experience that is HEA DEVILLE….magical really…an artist, human artistry, through showcasing her rockin’ body and tits, in places that are otherwise deemed black tie or dressy….you know things that won’t let me in wearing my sweatpants but that let girl come in in her nightgown because who is really gonna say no to them tits…maybe homos, but even homos like tits…I never met a fag who did play with his fag hang’s tits….it’s the vagina they fear…and guess it’s a “we all had to breast feed” situation….and here are some breasts. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CICK HERE The post Hea Deville Topless at the Museum of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alexandra Stan is some Eurotrash singer behind the song “Mr Saxobeat”…whatever the fuck that is…. I just googled THE SONG and I know it. It is one of those songs that I think everyone in the world knows…every shitty club has played it…every stripclub has had at least one vagina exposed to it….because I know it and I’m so out of touch, despite writing this shit everyday…so I’m the “Litmus Test” of relevance…I mean that and the fact that it’s got 315 million views…. Eurotrash good times from 7 years ago…accessible to all….I had no idea the girl behind this song looked so good….and is in LA trying to have a Second Hit to be a Second Hit Wonder even if the one hit wonder is a solid retirement plan…no one likes to think the best is behind them and that they are just a fluke scam. She’s in LA biking Euro style, nipples out, and still looks good to me, worth a K-Fed for her international success, just wanting the USA success like she’s some Rihanna…and why wouldn’t she…315 million people listened to her last shitty song on Youtube…there’s hope…the nipples are just added muscle to the strategy… The post Alexandra Stan Eurotrash Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
