Source: Kevin Mazur / Getty Von Miller Licks Megan Denise’s Face For Photos Von Miller and his freckled-bae Megan Denise are still going strong and displaying their kinks on the gram. The couple recently posed for portraits featuring Megan with a face full of dripping honey. As cameras flashed, Von licked the dripping honey off of his boo’s face. Do you think this is romantic??? We’ll have to wait to see the final results for their portraits. Meanwhile, press play. Meanwhile, these two post the cutest couple flicks… How long do you think it will be before we hear wedding bells? More of Von and Megan coupled up, after the flip.
Source: Taylor Hill / Getty Chrissy Teigen And John Legend Had A Huge Fight At KimYe’s Wedding John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are a lot of people’s relationship goals–but that doesn’t mean they don’t have their heated moments like the rest of us. While on Watch What Happens Live on Thursday night, host Andy Cohen asks the couple about their reported huge fight during Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding so many years back. Though the they most definitely remember having a public blowout, neither of them really remember why…
Krysten Ritter must be promoting Season Two of that Netflix comic book show she’s the main character of. I don’t really remember what it is called, but you nerds probably do, you’ve probably watched it and masturabted to the black on little goth chick scenes over and over again… I’ve actually watched that series, an old dude’s allowed to seduce 20 year old girls with Netflix like I was still in college, because sitting on a couch is in line with my athletic ability… I never knew who or what Krysten Ritter was in her bikini pics over the years, but now I do….and I don’t hate her or think she’s disgusting even if she’s old…but that may be because she’s not fat…even if she’s fatter than she used to be…the story of every girl who turned 30. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Krysten Ritter Bikini at the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I can’t really remember the last time I did a post on Rosario Dawson , or if people even technically still consider her a “celebrity,” but I’m pretty sure it’s been at least a couple years on both fronts. Considering the solid cleavage she brought to the AFI’s 42nd annual Life Achievement Awards the other night though, I’m willing to make an exception. Now, who do I talk to about getting that thank-you motorboat in return, her agent or her publicist? » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com
I can’t really remember the last time I did a post on Eliza Doolittle , or why she’s famous or anything, but the good news is I think I’ve still managed to figure out why she’s worthy of the paparazzi’s attention. See, here she is at the beach in Miami, and with a bikini body this nice, I think we should make sure there’s a camera following Eliza 24/7. I’m even willing to contribute to the cause to help make that happen. So, how many more bikini shots can $5 and a fistful of McDonald’s coupons get? » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Alison Brie is some average looking girl, which doesn’t matter because she’s an actress and not a model, and because she has big tits… TV is filled with average looking people, who get a fan base because people are retards and get sucked into the show, they see girls on TV, playing the babe and assume they are the babe…It’s an optical illusion and the same reason you buy shit from infomercials, you pathetic fuck… I prefer when SHE’S DOING WEIRD LESBIAN VIDEOS IN VINTAGE LINGERIE to this mom in a bathing suit hiding her flaws shit… But I guess now that he show is over, she’ll be putting in more effort to get noticed, as the pay checks have dried up… It doesn’t matter…I’m posting it anyway, as a glimpse of what is to come.
My Mexican brother, Chuy Bravo, is the latest and probably the greatest in Celebrity Sex Tapes…. The great minds at VIVID.COM have done it again….and I really think this is the best celebrity porn yet…better than all the other SEX TAPES and I GOT THE EXXXCLUSIVE CLIP I wasn’t going to post it here, because I try to keep dick, penetration and all the good stuff off the site, you know fighting being a porn site the last 10 years, even though people think I am…Even though I just like documenting sex and weirdness, celebrity bullshit and the fall of our society…and sex and weirdness this fucking video is… I mean it’s comedic, satire, art…midgets and fat chicks talking all mexican and shit…fucking genius. It feels like something you picked up in a market in Tijana in 89, back when Chuy was just a young midget. This is totally fucking insane sex tape news….Chuy Bravo… the comedic relief on the Chelsea Handler show, looking for extra money in all the right places, probably not working with Chelsea Handler, and reality is that being a clown all his life has probably left him no real dignity or shame and he just knows his place in the world…. Like most dude, just likes fucking chicks and figures if he can get paid to do it, he’s won… Or maybe Chelsea Handler, in their years together, has taught him the valuable lessons of being a whore to get ahead, not that she actually talks to him, he’s just there to make her seem funnier, something to mock to distract from her talentless ass…an ass that every exec has seen…. But this isn’t about Chelsea Handler. It’s aboug CHUY BRAVO, her little “friend” and his attempt at porn…and from the exclusive clip I was sent…it’s fucking perfect. TO GET THE FULL VIDEO OR TO FIND OUT MORE CLICK HERE What it comes down to is that I love SEX TAPES , I love ridiculousness, I love when the two merge, because it keeps things interesting. Never in my life would I think that the little dancing monkey on Chelsea Handler would have a sex tape…but he does, and that’s fucking amazing…life changing. Even revolutionary. TO GET THE FULL VIDEO OR TO FIND OUT MORE CLICK HERE
Ashley Benson Springbreaker who had a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, I think, I don’t really remember that movie as it was shit, but inspired young girls to wear skimpy bikinis and whore out, is this Month’s complex girl…and she looks amazing, but maybe I am just blinded by the fact that she’s busty and not looking as dumpy as she normally does… She’s really famous in the younger market, is the face of that generation of hipster mainstream kids…because everyone’s an edgy hipster…thanks to the internet now…and I am all about this shit… TO SEE ALL THE PICS / READ THE INTERVIEW / MASTURBATE TO ALL HER BUSTY GLORY CLICK HERE
Brazilian model Barbara Fialho may not be a household name when it comes to Victoria’s Secret hotties, but if you’re a regular reader of the site, you ought to at least recognize this bikini body of hers, since I’m a big fan. And even if you don’t, I have a feeling that’s going to change after this latest photoshoot. Anyway, I don’t really remember her being blonde, but then again, I wasn’t exactly paying much attention to her hair. Enjoy.
I am a fan of Georgia May Jagger and her model/rockstar genes, not because I’ve been a Rolling Stone fan for years and want to experience the least gay way to get to genetically the same lips as Jagger, something I am sure Gene Simmons’ daughter goes through with his crazy fans all the time….and not because I am I’m old enough to really remember Jerry Hall’s modelling, because she was working in a time when I was probably having sex with Mexican prostitutes in Mexico, and not reading the fashion magazines like some kind of poofter…I am a fan of Georgia May Jagger because she’s got a great name, and an even better look, her trust fund may also make her the kind of girl you’d want to K-Fed, but I am more into the fact that she isn’t a fame whore or gold digger, she’s got money and is just being hot for her own hustle, which to me is amazing…she was probably raised to be awesome, around cool people, in cool places, with the perfect level of daddy issues from him never being around, to understanding that guys like to spread their seed across many women…not to mention she’s been knee deep in the party forever…making her the prized fuckin hen at the county fair we call life…and I want to get her pregnant…if only the internet could make that love happen for me
