The things I would do to Amanda Bynes’ crazy girl grill…are pretty dirty…and similar to this pic, THAT IS NOT AMANDA BYNES SUCKING SOME DICK …but that is going around pretending to be Amanda Bynes…because the internet may be all I know, but it is also a fucking liar….only my GRILL fantasy would involve a whole lot less Amanda Bynes, but the same amount of rubbing my dick on her mouth piece without her knowing, so that she goes around all her crazy day with my dick smear in her mouth, without knowing my dick smear is in her mouth, I’m subtle with my face-rape like that. It’s good to know she’s got 10k to spend on really useful things, and more importantly, that she’s pretty in person…..
Nothing says I’ve made it, at least not to gutter people who probably didn’t grow up going to the dentist, like a jewellery on your teeth, it’s like a see what can you spend silly amounts of money on that no one will really notice, but that you don’t care they won’t notice it, because you are doing it for yourself, and because you will notice it at least every time you try to eat a fucking apple, or talk, or pretty much do anything involving your mouth, which in Rihanna’s case varies from rubbing dick on it, to rubbing pussy on it, to getting punched in it, cuz she like a face full of diamonds…a face full of diamonds…a face full of diamonds…she even wrote a song about it…and I guess if people don’t notice, you can always get half naked and show them on the internet…which is what Rihanna’s doing up in here..
Isabelli Fontana is one of my favorite models, not that I keep track of models or really remember any by name, or even by face, I kind of just stare at their half naked bodies and cross reference them to my wife’s nude body, usually when she’s getting out of her bath, to try to understand who the fuck they are the same species, gender or breed of animal. It almost makes no sense, I’ve see animals that look more like my wife than this…mainly pigs…and I can’t quite figure out who the freak of nature is, this Isabelli Fontana babe, or the babe pig in the city I married…I’m gonna go with both are on the extreme side of the spectrum, but for the sake of humanity, I think Isabeli Fontana is what girls are supposed to look like and was sent here to get all your lazy bitches to work…and as far as I’m concerned she’s pretty lovely modelling them there lingerie.
Bar Paly is some bootleg Bar Refaeli from Israel….you know cuz they are both named after my favorite place to self destruct…but more importantly on the same Israeli mission of being some next big thing in America….but only rockin’ credits like a one time role on CSI….and probably a few celebrity cocks that have been inside her and thus define her…or at least make her relevant… I am more into her FLASHING HER PANTIES LOOKING LIKE A STRIPPER ….than bullshit same pose, same face, different bathing suit photoshoots, but she’s still hot, Jewish and half naked, and that’s gotta count for something…I am just not sure what that something is….but it is somewhere between irrelevant immigrant and worth jerking off to….as most of these women I talk about are…. Who cares, here’s the pics, I’m on vacation.
I don’t watch Mad Men, but I do know Jessica Pare. She’s from Montreal, I’ve met her a few times, I know her crew, she was not hot enough to really remember or care about, but she did move to LA after finding some low level local celebrity, where she tried and tried and tried some more to land real jobs, where she married an American dude for his papers, only to divorce him with an American Passport so she could stay in LA trying to land real jobs….and then one day…at 30 years old…it all came together….and she got on Mad Man and now she’s shooting in Hawaii in a Bikini and all her fucking dreams have come true….when really she was at her best when doing topless scenes in Hot Tub Time Machine and topless scenes in weird Lesbian private school love story movies….because lets face it…big sloppy tits are more fun naked….but she’s in a bikini, and I guess that’s what counts and next times she’s visiting her family in Montreal, walking around like she’s more important than the world like she was Elisha Cuthbert, who does the same thing, I’ll be sure to try to shove my tongue down her throat and instagram that shit…..but until then here she is in some pics in a bikini that I for one will not be masturbating to. I am not a hater, I am just not easily impressed. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I’m not one hundred percent sure, but I think these are pictures of Kelly Bensimon in her bathing suit. I can’t really tell what this is she’s got on, but she’s wearing it in the ocean so that’s good enough for me. I don’t really remember who this chick is, she’s either one of Tiger Wood’s mistresses or a Real Housewife of some place or another. Whatever, her nipple fell out of her top while she went for a dip in the ocean. Good enough.
My name is Lucy and I’m from a small town in the South of England. I love this website and have been reading Bieber Experiences since it was first set up. Vanessa you do such a good job & I love that Justin reads some of them. Anyways, my sister, my friend and I quickly booked tickets and it was sorted. We were going to see Justin Bieber in concert on the 4th of March in Birmingham! I can’t even tell you what I was feeling. I mean, I was going to see my idol, the person who had taught me that if you never give up, your dreams will come true. We played Justin’s music the whole way down to Birmingham. I saw Justin’s tour buses as we were driving into the car park. As we were about to park, we spotted about 20 girls by a fence overlooking the buses and stage door exit, hopeful for Justin to make an appearance. I love other beliebers, they’re like a second family to me. It was FREEZING outside but we stuck with it. After a while, people began to leave so we went to the front of the fence, with a clear view of the stage exit. My mum and my mum’s friend came up to us after a while and were like, “We should go now. I really don’t think Justin’s going to come out.” A security guard came out and told us that it was highly unlikely he was going to come out, but I just had this feeling that we should stay. I said, “Let’s just stay for a while longer, you never know, never say never.” There was only about 10 of us there by now and it was getting to the time for when we should be queuing for the concert, but I just felt we needed to stay. I am SO GLAD we did because a few minutes after I said that, CARIN came out the stage exit and started walking towards us. Nearly all of us knew who she was, she is so pretty! She said, “Do you all have tickets?” We were all like YEAH! Then she said, “You’re just waiting for Justin?” She went back inside after talking to us for a bit (I LOVE her accent by the way) then Dan and Allison came out! We were all screaming, “Dan, Alison, we love you!” Then KENNY came out and we all screamed again, I think he was checking how many of us there were/security stuff like that, and then he went back inside. My heart was beating so fast. I was thinking this could actually happen, this could be my chance to meet my idol. I was shaking and it hurt to stand on the railings for so long. We started chanting “We want Justin, we want Justin!” I looked over to the door and Kenny came out again, but this time he was followed by a boy in a grey YMCMB, grey trousers and black supras, it was JUSTIN BIEBER. We were all just in hysterics, screaming so loud and cheering. He walked over to the other side of the fence then sort of ran his hand along the fence. Jaden Smith, Kenny and Carin were with him too! He started handing out tickets to people who didn’t have them or couldn’t afford them. So let’s just stop here one sec. To anyone out there who doesn’t believe that Justin is a genuinely nice person and doesn’t loves his fans or care, look at all the things he has done for us. Not only is he hugely talented (and good looking), he has a huge heart and cares about his fans as much as we care about him, and I love his so much for never forgetting that #kidrauhlforever. I could carry on for ages about what he has done for us but let’s carry on with the Bieber Experience! There was a girl who had been waiting there for hours right at the side of the fence, crying her eyes out so Justin spent longer talking to her, which is understandable. Carin was getting a little emotional. Then Kenny came over to me and put his hand up above the railings, I thought he was trying to back people away or something but it turns out that he just wanted a high five! So I HIGH FIVED KENNY HAMILTON. Justin came along to me. He looks even more perfect in more life, if that’s possible! He looked at me straight in the eyes, smiled widely then said, “Do you have a ticket?” I can’t really remember what I did, I just remember nodding, crying but smiling possibly the biggest smile ever. I said to myself that if I was ever lucky enough to get the chance to meet Justin, I would say so much more, make him laugh and stuff, and I would have asked Jaden to teach me some karate moves. I think I was kind of caught up in the moment. But I was still just so happy that he had smiled and talked to me. Justin and Jaden carried on across the line asking if anybody needed tickets. At this point I was bawling and I probably looked a mess when Justin talked to me but what was important was that my dream came true. As he was going in, he was playing a little basketball (which was purple) with Kenny and then he left. Justin was gonna throw the basketball to us but then Kenny stopped him. I started sobbing, like not crying, this was proper sobbing, I’ve never cried like that before. My mum had to eventually tell me to stop crying because she thought I would faint HAHA. We all hugged and stuff and then sort our faces out because it was getting close to the time when the doors opened. As I went to line up, there were already loads of people there and loads came up to me and asked me what happened and I told them, they were like “OH MY GOSH I WOULD HAVE DIED”. We met loads of really nice beliebers who wanted to see the video of us meeting Justin and they were also really happy for us. Justin was absolutely incredible and I loved all the little clips of film like when he was younger and stuff. When he was singing in the heart on his guitar and during “Up” he would stop and look down at his fans for a while, he threw his towel down as well! I just can’t stress enough to people how much he genuinely cares for his fans. He goes out of his way every day to help dreams come true and I hope he knows how grateful we are to him for always being there and for bringing so much happiness. I’ve seen it happen and now I’ve experienced it myself. Justin, that small gesture of you looking at me and smiling meant so much to me. Thank you for being you and for doing all that you do for us, please always be that grateful kid from Canada who never gave up, you are such an inspiration, you have made me a better person and I will support you in whatever you do. -Lucy Here is the video when Justin came out to give out tickets! Continue reading here: My name is Lucy and I’m from a small town in the South of…
On the 20th March 2011 I saw Justin Drew Bieber live for the first time in the M.E.N Arena in Manchester, UK. It was honestly the best night of my life. All day I was so so so excited it just wouldn’t sink in. I arrived at the arena a few hours early to wait for Justin but I didn’t have much luck. I then queued up for a while and finally the doors opened at 6:00pm. I ran in and bought the programme straight away. I then found the door that lead to all the floor seats and ran down the steps as fast as I could to the floor. The man then took me to my seats because I was row G, I had no idea what that meant. I was 5 rows from the front, I started to cry because I knew in a few hours I was going to be 5 rows away from my baby. I called my mum up and thanked her for the amazing seats she got me. I sat and felt the buzz and the atmosphere whilst Bluey Robinson performed to get the crowd pumped. Willow Smith then came on and during her last song “Whip my hair” Scooter and Ryan came out on stage and started dancing and whipping their hair. I was so happy I got to see them in the flesh. Then the stage doors opened again and Jaden Smith and Justin ran out and I completely flipped out. I went crazy, I got such an adrenaline rush that when he ran off stage I passed out for a few seconds.. I was that pumped. Then my friend woke me up and I was fine. This is how he pranked her . Then the countdown on the clock began and I couldn’t breathe, I was so hyped, it got to the final 10 second countdown and I was so overwhelmed that the shaking, crying and screaming was uncontrollable. Finally Justin Bieber rose up from below the stage and performed amazingly! It was the best night of my life, I honestly couldn’t have asked for a better experience. 20th March 2011, the night my dream came true, I love you Justin. Follow this link: On the 20th March 2011 I saw Justin Drew Bieber live for the…
Top Quote of the article was calling out the paparazzi for the scum that they are, but more importantly, calling out other celebs who call them and stage these photos cuz celebs are insecure cunts who need to stay in the public eye….It is all strategic to sell movie seats….but the general public doesn’t know that… ‘Hey, Emma! Listen, I’m going to delete these pics. Here’s my card. ‘If you ever go to the beach with your friends or walk out of your house in your pajamas, call me.’” Stone, confused, refused his card. “He’s like, ‘But I’m deleting these pictures, see?’ … These guys try to strike up a deal with you so you feel like they’re your friend. I didn’t even know that was a thing—that people would call them.” I still don’t really remember who Emma Stone is. I know she’s in the new Spiderman as Kirsten Dunst and that she whines a lot about losing the role in heroes to Hayden Panettiere, like it was her claim to fame, and like Hayden Panettiere’s mom wasn’t fucking the executives behind the show, cuz Soap Stars are the hookers of Hollywood….I mean other than the actual hookers…not that it matters…here she is in a bikini for Vanity Fair….not enoug Labia for my liking…but a bikini never the less.
Top Quote of the article was calling out the paparazzi for the scum that they are, but more importantly, calling out other celebs who call them and stage these photos cuz celebs are insecure cunts who need to stay in the public eye….It is all strategic to sell movie seats….but the general public doesn’t know that… ‘Hey, Emma! Listen, I’m going to delete these pics. Here’s my card. ‘If you ever go to the beach with your friends or walk out of your house in your pajamas, call me.’” Stone, confused, refused his card. “He’s like, ‘But I’m deleting these pictures, see?’ … These guys try to strike up a deal with you so you feel like they’re your friend. I didn’t even know that was a thing—that people would call them.” I still don’t really remember who Emma Stone is. I know she’s in the new Spiderman as Kirsten Dunst and that she whines a lot about losing the role in heroes to Hayden Panettiere, like it was her claim to fame, and like Hayden Panettiere’s mom wasn’t fucking the executives behind the show, cuz Soap Stars are the hookers of Hollywood….I mean other than the actual hookers…not that it matters…here she is in a bikini for Vanity Fair….not enoug Labia for my liking…but a bikini never the less.
