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Oliva Munn’s Eating in a Covered Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

Olivia Munn represents all that is wrong with celebrity….She got herself on some nerd show, luring the nerds, who are a loyal fan base, and felt she was bigger than she actually is…even though she’s never really had any solid work, and the work she has had has not been substantial at all…if anything it has been bottom feeding…and instead of posting a bikini top under a sheer shirt…she should be jerking off on the internet for the virgin losers who made her…I’m talking dirtier twitter pics…and not just shit appealing to weirdos who get off to girls eating….step your game up whore.

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Blake Lively in Some Bullett Magazine Looking Hot of the Day

Blake Lively may be boring as fuck….but more importantly she looks old as fuck…even though she gets cast as some teen or early 20s character…when really she should be playing the soccer mom….but she is the vagina to the stars….she’s already bagged a couple of A-Listers…and one may have even kept her around for more than a couple of weeks, but I wouldn’t know…cuz I don’t keep track of Blake Lively news…mainly because I like my 20 year old bitches….looking 14 and not 40…. Here she is in some magazine I’ve never heard of…or if I have I’ve forgottne cuz much like that autistic kid I saw in the park playing with rocks today…I’m retarded.

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Anna Skellern, Heather Peace, Natasha O’Keeffe and NEve McIntosh Dyke Out in Lip Service of the Day

Lesbianism is so romantic….so romantic they made a show about it that looks more like masturbation material than something that is on TV….you know because chicks all fucking masturbate to lesbianism…I don’t know if it is cuz porn cock scares them…or if it is cuz porn guys and the way they fuck scares them…or even if they were raped, molested and unable to stomach anything but lesbianism….but I do know that every chick I know jerks off to lesbian porn…making me wonder if the world is all a bunch of fucking dykes…just most girls are scared to jump on board that construction boot wearing train….cuz that would be unfortunate…since all lesbians hate me….and want to chop my dick off in some lesbian tribal ritual…but more importantly cuz all lesbian porn bores me…it is so anti climatic….unless of course it is on the fucking BBC…on TV…cuz that’s not lesbian porn… that is just good TV…. Anna Skellern and who fucking cares… Heather Peace Titties…. Natasha O’Keeffe and Neve McIntosh:

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Miley Cyurs Lazy Girl Erotica of the Day

Here’s some Miley Twitter erotica cuz I love her hot body…even when it is clothed and sprawled out on a day bed like she’s either medicated and ready to be taken advantage of…or just tired on her Memorial Day….because her life isn’t one long, never ending vacation…..you know full of money, celebrity perks, and the abilty to do whatever the fuck she wants at any given time….because she has a staff that caters to all her needs….a life that I guess is so exhausting….exhaustion that if I was in the room…I’d definitely have to sneak attack with my fingers/mouth/and/or/penis….I’ve been accused of rape at least once for this kind of romance….I call Sloth-rotica…..

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Janice Dickinson’s Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Janice Dickinson is a monster….sure she’s got big old fake tits but they kind of lose their appeal when her skin looks like it is melting off her body in some freaky reptile shedding of skin ritual that happens when a bitch is too tanned, too old, too anorexic, too disgusting….but be happy she’s decided to cover up her zombie corpse pussy this time…even though the rest of her rotting body is pretty fucking bad too….but for the record…I’d still eat her up like this was ALIVE and I needed the food for survival and it wouldn’t take a plane crash to motivate me….I’m ready for it right now motherfucker….but that’s cuz I am addicted to HER NAKED ZOMBIE PIC … TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Gigi Alonso Feshold, Scheana Marie and Tiffany Tynes Get Naked in Femmes Fetale of the Day

Life would be better if I grew up on TV today…there would be no jerking off to shitty music videos…there would be no jerking off to Oprah or Jerry Springer guests…there would be no jerking off to late night infomercials…the shit on TV is hardcore enough to get down to…and far better than hoping for a better shot of MEL B’s hard nipple….if you know what I mean… The show is Femme Fatale…never heard of it….the Sex Scenes though, are solid….here are some from the last episode. Gigi Alonso Feshold Gets Fucked…. Scheana Marie Gets Fucked Tiffany Tynes

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Esme Bianco Tits on TV of the Day

There’s a new show called Game of Thrones that I’ve never heard of, but it apparently has tits on TV and that’s something I endorse fully, even if it is disguised in some period piece shit that looks boring to watch, you know full of accents and shit, cuz tits on TV are the gateway to porn on TV and I won’t stop my fight against censorship…I will not rest….until I see live sex on ABC TGIF programming. I’m talking anal, vaginal, oral….all of it with a disclaimer “may be unsuitable for children”….then I will truly believe our nation is in a good place morally….until then…I’ll just endorse the people making the right moves….like these people.. Here’s Emse Bianco…..ass, titties and bush….

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Tits on TV of the Day

I like tits on TV. I don’t think it is revolutionary. If anything I think it’s long overdue, cuz all this censorship pisses me off, we should all embrace our primal animal instinct, but for some reason, religion fucked with that, and made sex a bad thing… But at least the internet is forcing mainstream media to progress, even if mainstream media owns 98 percent of the internet and control 100 percent of the ad dollars. I like the concept of the show Shameless. I haven’t really seen it. I know it’s another UK made USA rip off, but drunken deadbeat is kinda my thing, so how could it be bad, it’s getting our plight out there… Either way, shit is uncensored and here are: Emmy Rossum’s great Tits with Amy Smart talking about being fat when she used to be so skinny while wearing a Bra And Laura Wiggins….getting down with William H. Macy on some porn site…. FOLLOW ME

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Emmy Rossum Naked in Shameless of the Day

Tits on TV is a fucking good thing….Emmy Rossum is also a good thing and these UK turned US shoes could be a good thing…my the Americans are missing the shit…making it some Disneyland pile of shit version that rapes the fucking original….. I get that these US producers are jumping on the success of The Office, and figure ripping off UK shows will lead to serious success, even if their story lines are 6 years late, but motherfuckers need to hire me to write the shit….cuz I understand drunken deadbeat dads… Seriously… I am going to start a campaign to get me a writing job on this show, not that I’m not a writer, I just know I’m better than the idiots they hired, and that I can save the shit from the death it is clearly going to have…even though Emmy Rossum is worth masturbating to…unfortunately not enough to save her shit….and here’s her recent nude scene…cuz they’re trying as hard as they can…and this kind of trying is amazing…

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Marissa Skell’s Tits on TV in Dexter of the Day

I know everyone already watches Dexter, so you’ve probably already seen this bitch’s tits, but I don’t own a TV, so it’s new to me. I’m just glad that things have evolved a bit, it means people are a little less stuck up and Christian, cuz last time I had a TV, you had to watch obscure PBS documentaries that were rare, fashion television on Sunday or the French channel only locals get that run softcore on Saturday nights to get to see tit on TV. It was the 90s and I guess we’ve come a long way, but TV hasn’t got shit on the internet….but I’m still gonna post their tit scene cuz it’s better than I won I shot this weekend staring me….trust me.

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