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Kinga Trojan Is the Kind of Girl You Don’t Wear a Trojan With of the Day

I don’t know what level model Kinga Trojan is. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of her. I googled her quick-like cuz that’s all the effort I am willing to put into this, when I know you’re only here for the tits, and I found very little about her other than that she’s got 4,000 followers so she’s still out there working the scene and probably not a super cunt about it yet, cuz you can just throw all the 100k follower models in her face and be like “I don’t care if you work, make money, fuck rich guys, you ain’t shit, cuz you don’t matter on social media, hot or not, the world knows the only things that matter happen on social media, talent doesn’t matter, ability to online market yourself matters”… I do know that I love that her last name is trojan, because she’s probably got all kinds of Trojan jokes, you know like that you wouldn’t wear a trojan with her, unless you were actually about to get with her, in which case you would, cuz you’re rich and you know she’d trap you…and possibly give you other rich guy diseases…. I am sure no one has said her name without thinking about the Condoms…maybe she should be their ambassador…her first instagram campaign…while she figures out her career…I’ll look at her tits. The post Kinga Trojan Is the Kind of Girl You Don’t Wear a Trojan With of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Here’s a Crazy Chinese Woman Stripped and Other Videos of the Day

Guy Gets Thrown Off Bus on the Way to Work Pepper Spray of the Day School Bus Doesn’t Give a Fuck Robber Pulls Trigger – Misfires 30,000 Condoms Stolen… The post Here’s a Crazy Chinese Woman Stripped and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daft Punk "Get Lucky" Condoms: Actually a Thing!

Following the success of “Get Lucky,” the first single off their new album Random Access Memories, Daft Punk has teamed with Durex for a line of condoms. Seriously. The Get Lucky (what else) brand showcases their logo alongside a photo of the French twosome with Pharrell Williams and Nile Rodgers. The endorsement does make some sense, considering the lyrics to the song: “She’s up all night ’til the sun / I’m up all night to get some,” Pharrell croons. “She’s up all night for good fun / I’m up all night to get lucky!” President Barack Obama would no doubt approve. No release date has been set for the condoms, but Durex apparently sent samples out to high profile DJs. Diplo posted a picture of the (empty) box on his Instagram, writing, “Thank god I had those daft punk condoms last night” In other Daft Punk news, Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalteris (the musicians behind the robot helmets) will also become action figures. Warning: If you’re most excited by this announceent, you may not even need the condoms at all! And in other, other Daft Punk news, if you haven’t listened to “Evolution of Get Lucky” by PV Nova, do so immediately. The brilliant remix transports the song to every decade from 1920s to the 2020s.

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Michelle Williams Showing Some Tit with a Dude for Heath Ledger of the Day

I feel very close to Michelle Williams because I once made a Heath Ledger joke to Jake Gyllenhaal at a bar a few years ago and motherfucker went nuts, pushing the girl I was with and getting me kicked out of the bar…and as far as I’m concerned, he was Heath Ledger’s real wife and this bitch was just a result of one drunken night and some movie marketing that ended up with child. So as much as I like to mock broken widows when they are with new men, even if their husbands weren’t even with them when they died, it’s just one of those guilt ridden soft spots, but I have a feeling that this situation, if Ledger was still alive, he’d be the one running the bath and putting the condoms on with his mouth…if you know what I mean….But it’s all speculation…and either way, she’s showing off some tit…

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Tiger’s Lawyer — Selling Sex Toys Is a Dil-Don’t

Filed under: Exclusives , Tiger Woods Tiger Woods’ lawyer is trying to do something Tiger wasn’t even able to do himself — keep the golfer’s private parts out of random peoples’ hands.TMZ has obtained a letter Tiger’s lawyer sent to Pipedream Products — the company that is selling a … Permalink

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No Stimulus Jokes Allowed

Seriously lady, just because his name is Jackman, it doesn’t mean he needs your condoms. While out walking with his daughter Ava in New York City, Hugh Jackman ran into a woman selling “Obama Condoms.”

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Megan Fox Licking Her Lips of the Day

Transformers star Megan Fox was down in Hollywood after the big premiere of Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen yesterday.

Megan was doing a pre-tape for a TV show promoting the big release of Transformers 2 which opens today.

Only a small crowd showed up because of the Johnny Depp premiere that was also going on, but Megan still came over to greet everyone. It worked out great for me, not only did I get an autograph of Megan but I got these great pictures.

As you can see Megan loves her tongue, she kept licking her lips and sticking her tongue out, you can see it good in the first picture but I also have a few more pictures of Megan doing the same thing.

I wonder if she was dreaming about Shia Labouef as it is rumored that they are dating? What do you think?