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Maja Simonsen Nude Model of the Day

Maja Simonsen is some busty enough and tall girl who I guess wants to be a model and friended some photographer who was tapped into the right circles…to help her get her name out there….or maybe she just submitted the pics to the right place and thanks to the internet being a bunch of fucking perverts….and she continues to exist… I first saw her a while ago…I don’t know if she’s actually made it…but I like how she strategically keeps her pussy out of very artistic and classy nude photoshoots….right…that takes talent…not the nude part, and really not even the photoshoot part…but the not having labia exposed…that’s like the art of the stripper…what a talent. The post Maja Simonsen Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agent Provocateur Campaign of the Day

Here’s some pics from a recent Agent Provocateur Campaign…. Agent Provocateur is the higher concept Victoria’s Secret, created by the son of Sex Pistol’s manager and Vivienne Westwood, that everyone buys into and thinks is luxury, because it is overpriced…and represents status to retards who buy into this shit… But it looks good enough to me, it’s got some old school lingerie vibes, and I just ignore that it is probably owned by evil Victoria’s Secret… Apparently, this line is by Penelope Cruz and her sister Monica…because I guess anyone can design lingerie if they win an Oscar and have a hot sister who never quite made it… And here are the campaign pics that bore me because pics always bore me. The post Agent Provocateur Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ of the Day

The Tits from Blurred Lines are on a bit of a media blitz, because she’s so low level, she needs to keep up momentum, otherwise people will forget about her. She’s the stripper money of “celebrity”, you know, it comes easy and fast…by making dudes cum, and it’s gets spent on Chanel Purses and cocaine…pretty quick. Meaning, easy come, easy go…she got famous quick, for her tits, people loved her tits, and tits have only so much sustainability, even if they are compelling tits, it’s easy to forget those tits when other tits come along, unless they keep up the media…like this… I feel bad for her, but not really, I feel bad for her boyfriend, who I assume she cheats on in her quest to be as famous as possible…and I’m glad to say…she’s got great tits, even if they are implants, and thats enough reason to spend 4 seconds noticing her. Boring shoot, she barely matters, but she’s here. The post The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Zit Cream Being Weird Because Weird is Cool and Relevant of the Day

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 9, 2015 at 11:30pm PDT Miley Cyrus is Bisexual because it is trendy to embrace all sexuality and refer to yourself as QUEER, even if QUEER was a derogatory term in the 60s..she even told some high school paper her coming out story to her mother who was probably like “I used to eat pussy for 20 dollars at the strip club I met your dad out”…”good job”…. To which Miley said “my PR team thought it was a good idea, you know we did the Disney thing to get into people’s mind, then slowly released scandal, then went hip hop, and now we’re tumblr feminist weird, they public feel they are really growing with me, I mean last week I dyed my armpit hair and people celebrated, these idiots I rob of their money are real fucking idiots aren’t they”… To which her mom said “that is why we are rich and winning at life.” The post Miley Cyrus Zit Cream Being Weird Because Weird is Cool and Relevant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joanna Krupa’s Thirsty and Topless of the Day

Should I even post on Joanna Krupa topless on the beach? I mean I’ve already got this deep into it…and she is rocking a set of solid fake tits like the stripper she was destined to be…but who instead got on TV and in Magazines allowing her to be the sugar baby, that is essentially a stripper, but with more money and less dancing… She’s no longer on TV, she should have never been on TV, but she was hot in the late 90s, rode the men’s mags to some insane place that involves people knowing who she is…when she should have been forgotten like so many other men’s mag models before her… ANd I guess being topless for paparazzi she called…we know how it works…is the scandal she can handle…pretend it’s a free the nipple moment…we’re onto all you washed up girls with cancelled TV shows showing your fake tits…. It’s the American dream…you born in Poland slut. Here’s some instagram action…. A photo posted by Joanna Krupa (@joannakrupa) on Jun 8, 2015 at 10:48am PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Joanna Krupa’s Thirsty and Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Carmen Electra’s Big Win of the Day

Just when you thought Carmen Electra was dead, she books a massive mainstream movie part, in something called Lap Dance…which is appropriate because that is really where her career was supposed live, when it somehow got sidetracked into Playboy, MTV, Other Bullshit, Dennis Rodman, fading into obscurity, before getting cast to be the stripper she was always destined to be, in what a spiritual person would call fate, or destiny…but what I call a distraction from her actually working the stripclub day shift where her fake tit, talentless, 90s slut ass belongs…

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Nicki Minaj on Set of a Music Video of the Day

I already posted NICKI MINAJ IN COMPLEX FOR DECEMBER TODAY …I would normally say that is more than enough Nicki Minaj for a lifetime, but the media keeps shoving her down our throat, with her dancing monkey half naked performances, and silly Lil Kim songs she doesn’t write herself, but that she does put some attitude into because I guess that is what sells when you have a fat ass and titties….. That said, she posted pics of her on set with Lil Wayne and Drake, in lingerie, because that’s what her role is in Hip Hop, the stripper, and I guess this is better than being the fat chick in Drama club she grew up as…it’s a looks like she made it moment…where I can see her panties…

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Kristen Stewart: ‘I Stand By Every Mistake’

KStew gets candid with Marie Claire in a new March cover story, telling her critics to feel free to ‘judge away.’ By Christina Garibaldi

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Yes, Channing Tatum Is Writing ‘Magic Mike 2’ Next To A Bust Of Matthew McConaughey

It looks like the stripper sequel might be back on after all. By Kevin P. Sullivan

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Lucy Collett Secretary Strip for Nuts of the Day

OMG. It’s a Glamour Model and she’s showing her tits…and it’s so shocking and scandalous and amazing…it is like going to a strip club and seeing the stripper take her bra off…of like having sex with your wife when she’s ovulating and trying to get pregnant….it’s pretty a chore…thrown down our throats….expected and uneventful…but luckily it involves big old tits….because that makes the repetitiveness so fucking bearable…

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Lucy Collett Secretary Strip for Nuts of the Day