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Poppy Delevingne Nipple of the Day

Poppy Delevingne is Cara’s sister who I think was a more famous model and who invited Cara into her inner modeling world before Cara took it the fuck over with her winning / edgy / lesbian personality….eventually getting into movies and being seen as a legit celeb…while leaving POPPY back home to fend for herself in her modeling, to leverage off her sister’s fame, and to go to red carpet events in sheer dresses, nipple out, so people notice her and so that she still matters…weird. The post Poppy Delevingne Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Greta Aukstuolyte is Naughty of the Day

This is “art” not amateur porn. Just a heads up… LOL…. I know the nudity, the weird fetish positions, the finger in her mouth, the ORGASM face would all lead to “this is pretty fucking sexual for a girl on Instagram trying to be a model and get followers”…because it is pretty fucking sexual for a girl…it’s how they get fucking followers…they’ll just deny it, or pretend it’s more concept than gratuitious because all these people, especially younger people…are fucking retards… Her name is Greta Aukstuolyte…and I’d like to be her friend….because this is what she does for free, imagine what she’d do for her rent payment… She’s lithuanian, in Milan, is a “Freelance model” and has 3000 followers…give her a break…you bullies….she’s just being hip and current and tall and skinny and lovely…deal with it.. Related articles across the web Italian Vogue Editor-in-chief Franca Sozzani Was a Provocateur Who Leaves Behind a Complicated Legacy The post Greta Aukstuolyte is Naughty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Greta Aukstuolyte is Naughty of the Day

This is “art” not amateur porn. Just a heads up… LOL…. I know the nudity, the weird fetish positions, the finger in her mouth, the ORGASM face would all lead to “this is pretty fucking sexual for a girl on Instagram trying to be a model and get followers”…because it is pretty fucking sexual for a girl…it’s how they get fucking followers…they’ll just deny it, or pretend it’s more concept than gratuitious because all these people, especially younger people…are fucking retards… Her name is Greta Aukstuolyte…and I’d like to be her friend….because this is what she does for free, imagine what she’d do for her rent payment… She’s lithuanian, in Milan, is a “Freelance model” and has 3000 followers…give her a break…you bullies….she’s just being hip and current and tall and skinny and lovely…deal with it.. Related articles across the web Italian Vogue Editor-in-chief Franca Sozzani Was a Provocateur Who Leaves Behind a Complicated Legacy The post Greta Aukstuolyte is Naughty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lauren Cohan – Sports Bra For Those Dirty Mexicans of the Day

I don’t watch Walking Dead…but thanks to virgin nerds everywhere…I know all about the show – that seems to have trickled off the last year but nerds are loyal – and that shit must still matters…and that not just in the real world…but in the comic book world…shit’s fucking huge… I can only assume this is the babe of the show…and that countless of you creeps love her, jerk off to her, and put her to use…she’s part of what makes your favorite shit great… Well she’s in obscure market according to TRUMP GQ…it’s a place called MEXCIO…..reminding you of all the pussy you never had…while reminding you she exists…and that Mexico, despite the wall you’re building, still have magazines these actors feel the need to promote themselves in…. She’s in a sports bra….and looks fit…so jerk off to her…that’s why she did this.. The post Lauren Cohan – Sports Bra For Those Dirty Mexicans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lauren Cohan – Sports Bra For Those Dirty Mexicans of the Day

I don’t watch Walking Dead…but thanks to virgin nerds everywhere…I know all about the show – that seems to have trickled off the last year but nerds are loyal – and that shit must still matters…and that not just in the real world…but in the comic book world…shit’s fucking huge… I can only assume this is the babe of the show…and that countless of you creeps love her, jerk off to her, and put her to use…she’s part of what makes your favorite shit great… Well she’s in obscure market according to TRUMP GQ…it’s a place called MEXCIO…..reminding you of all the pussy you never had…while reminding you she exists…and that Mexico, despite the wall you’re building, still have magazines these actors feel the need to promote themselves in…. She’s in a sports bra….and looks fit…so jerk off to her…that’s why she did this.. The post Lauren Cohan – Sports Bra For Those Dirty Mexicans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes VS Mariah Carey Cunt Flash for Charity of the Day

Doutzen Kroes flashed her vagina in the worst way – but not actually flashing her vagina while attending world leader and bullshit model fucker Leonardo DiCaprio…who along with fucking models and men according to my sources – he also is an activist, with his own charity that is coincidentally a tax write off but also proof of his caring…. So dude who flies private jets and cries about the environment – who owns houses around the world that all use power – who owns cars that all burn gas – and who makes stupid fucking money – shows that he’s not bullshit – by putting on celebrity events – that cost millions of dollars to raise a fraction of that for charity… But it makes him feel good….like Doutzen Kroes feels when getting invited, like she still matters…. TO SEE THE REST OF DOUTZEN THE PICS CLICK HERE Mariah Carey and her big old lady tits were also there, and she also flashed what could be a vagina if it was a vagina – but it’s not her vagina… TO SEE THE REST OF MARIAH CAREY CLICK HERE The post Doutzen Kroes VS Mariah Carey Cunt Flash for Charity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adam Levine Gets Flour Bombed of the Day

Adam Levine is an interesting celebrity, because I have never met anyone who says they love, like or even respect Adam Levine. In fact, I’ve only heard the opposite…that people fucking hate him, and it isn’t just my circle of people, who hate everything, but also random people in pharmacies when his songs come on, or random people in grocery stores, or really anywhere…because I guess we all feel violated by that fucking voice…but I guess thanks to THE VOICE, he still exists, still matters, and white trash America or someone, possibly his mom, as you know how Jewish moms are….are buying up his albums, paying the radio to play them… I guess the people have spoken with this sugar bomb / flower bomb / that is probbaly similar to a weekend with the models he fucks…and to the Adam Levine / Avril Lavigne haters…this will bring joy and happiness… The post Adam Levine Gets Flour Bombed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Selfie Smut of the Day

It is really unfortunate that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t matter anymore. She was so fun and accessible. Her tits were great and I really felt she had what it took to win an Oscar, because let’s face it, it doesn’t take much to win an Oscar, acting is a joke and if you think otherwise, you’re just buying into the lie that is Hollywood, to justify the big pay days…. That said, this magical creature has graced our lives, has miraculously not died yet…she hasn’t even really been in all that many movies…but I think she still matters, and not just to the men she’s given herpes to, but to every one because she’s Lindsay Lohan…and that’s all anyone really needs to be… I figure she’s posting this titty pic for attention, but if she hired me as her free publicist, I could have her 1000 other ways to get noticed and only 50% involve gaping….and all involve selfies…so I guess she’s part of the way there….which is more than we can say about other aspects of her career. All this to say. I think I am in love….this is a til death do us part situation. The post Lindsay Lohan Selfie Smut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s In a Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Jessica Alba has what I call a mock marriage, even though two kids came out of it, and at one point she was all about her dude, to the level in which she trapped him with her uterus, something that worked out for him, at least business-wise, because he’s managed to help her brand herself, and even set up this massive empire she has called HONEST, which as you know, when someone goes out of their way to tell you it is Honest, it is usually a fucking lie…but in this case, it is a lie that will make her a billion dollars, which is a lie that created the American dream, and is a lie that she works on daily, when not in bikinis in other countries, on vacation from all the stress of being a figure head to a lie….not that I care…I think Jessica Alba is boring, but the rest of the world doesn’t, and I get it, I mean she’s still got a rockin’ body, which is more than I can say for most Mexicans… Here she is working out…. A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:53pm PST

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Miranda Kerr in Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

The Love Magazine Advent Calendar that comes out every year HERE has officially started….and their first instalment was Miranda Kerr, who I guess they were giving a gift to, by putting her in something that at this point is relevant, that stars all the hottest models, and despite being old, useless, over and done and no longer part of an evil empire thanks to bad behavior, Miranda Kerr’s been given this olive branch, you know to make her feel like she’s still got it, still matters, and I like to think it’s all because of her breast implants…either way…it’s the Christmas Season…get ready for lonely girls looking for sex because they have no family…I know I am….they won’t look like Miranda Kerr, but they may have vaginas and that is usually all it takes to be good enough..right…

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