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Jessica Alba’s In a Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Jessica Alba has what I call a mock marriage, even though two kids came out of it, and at one point she was all about her dude, to the level in which she trapped him with her uterus, something that worked out for him, at least business-wise, because he’s managed to help her brand herself, and even set up this massive empire she has called HONEST, which as you know, when someone goes out of their way to tell you it is Honest, it is usually a fucking lie…but in this case, it is a lie that will make her a billion dollars, which is a lie that created the American dream, and is a lie that she works on daily, when not in bikinis in other countries, on vacation from all the stress of being a figure head to a lie….not that I care…I think Jessica Alba is boring, but the rest of the world doesn’t, and I get it, I mean she’s still got a rockin’ body, which is more than I can say for most Mexicans… Here she is working out…. A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:53pm PST

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Jessica Alba’s In a Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Miranda Kerr in Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

The Love Magazine Advent Calendar that comes out every year HERE has officially started….and their first instalment was Miranda Kerr, who I guess they were giving a gift to, by putting her in something that at this point is relevant, that stars all the hottest models, and despite being old, useless, over and done and no longer part of an evil empire thanks to bad behavior, Miranda Kerr’s been given this olive branch, you know to make her feel like she’s still got it, still matters, and I like to think it’s all because of her breast implants…either way…it’s the Christmas Season…get ready for lonely girls looking for sex because they have no family…I know I am….they won’t look like Miranda Kerr, but they may have vaginas and that is usually all it takes to be good enough..right…

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Miranda Kerr in Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

Loris Kraemerh and Ives Kolling Dyking Out Naked for S Magazine of the Day

Loris Kraemerh is supposed to be from Brazil….Ives Kolling is also from Brazil. They are both models….and more importantly they were both hired to do this shoot where they imply dyking out….like good Catholic girls looking for a pay check….and even more importantly that Youtube didn’t ban the video of their titties in action from the shoot…cuz really pics of bitches dyking out for fashion with their fake titties is ok….but porn that’s marketed as fashion on Youtube is better.

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Loris Kraemerh and Ives Kolling Dyking Out Naked for S Magazine of the Day