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Montreal Homeless Man Fight of the Day

Montreal is a horrible place that reminds anyone who visits of war torn eastern Europe…it’s like some siberian outpost filled with people who remember how great it was in the 70s and don’t realize the rest of the world has moved on. It has shitty politicians with shitty agendas that brainwash the french to hate the english…but it does have great homeless people…a lot are drunken inuits… And I think that it’s always fun when I see my fellow drunken homeless people from the park making huge moves like getting themselves on the internet for fighting while drunk…. The funniest thing in all this is that I know the inuit bitch kicking the motherfucker in the head and hitting him with the piece of wood, I see her pretty much every fucking day and I have been offered sex from her for very affordable prices… I have also seen her getting beat up by her boyfriend…and really the whole thing is so fucking ghetto, how can you not love every second of it…

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Montreal Homeless Man Fight of the Day

Helen Mirren Shows Us Where Her Legs End and Vagina Starts of the Day

Helen Mirren has one of my favorite sets of Granny tits in Hollywood, I mean they’ve got nothing on some of the immigrant Granny tits I saw when I was working as an orderly at an old folk’s home back when I had “Granny Issues” because I never had a grandma growing up, she was too busy working before leaving us high and dry, never showing up on Christmas, making me spend the rest of my life trying to fill that void, first with a cookie addiction and then with knitting classes and finally getting paid to change granny diaper and wash granny ass that would always end with me nestling up to granny tit after the medication kicked in and they’d pass out around 8 pm, and as my pervert friend from the park would say when girls in dresses walked by, you can see where her Vagina Starts and her Legs End which is something that is always quite magical….

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Helen Mirren Shows Us Where Her Legs End and Vagina Starts of the Day