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Taryn Manning and Her Little Period Friendly Shorts of the Day

Taryn Manning is my best Facebook friend….She consistently tells me off because she doesn’t like the comments I leave her, but unlike every other celeb I’ve followed on Twitter or added to Facebook, she hasn’t deleted me yet…maybe it is because she’s not actually a celeb, or maybe it is because she’s so mal-nourished and jacked on some kind of heroin or meth, like she looks like she is, that she can’t be bothered cuz she’s looking for her next hit, and really it all works out for me in the end, unlike these shorts, that may end up period stained, provided this slim frame, that I really love cuz I hate fat chicks, still gets her period….cuz I hear that’s the first to go when you’re body’s conserving all its energy…but I’m not a doctor…even though sometimes I wish I was….mainly cuz of all the vagina and titty they get to see…since even the worst, most infected ones they deal with have nothing on some that I’ve seen…cuz it’s the people who don’t get it treated and let it clear up on its own cuz they can’t be bothered who have it the worst…but enough about that…here’s a bitch in her little shorts…appreciate it.

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Taryn Manning and Her Little Period Friendly Shorts of the Day

Helen Mirren Shows Us Where Her Legs End and Vagina Starts of the Day

Helen Mirren has one of my favorite sets of Granny tits in Hollywood, I mean they’ve got nothing on some of the immigrant Granny tits I saw when I was working as an orderly at an old folk’s home back when I had “Granny Issues” because I never had a grandma growing up, she was too busy working before leaving us high and dry, never showing up on Christmas, making me spend the rest of my life trying to fill that void, first with a cookie addiction and then with knitting classes and finally getting paid to change granny diaper and wash granny ass that would always end with me nestling up to granny tit after the medication kicked in and they’d pass out around 8 pm, and as my pervert friend from the park would say when girls in dresses walked by, you can see where her Vagina Starts and her Legs End which is something that is always quite magical….

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Helen Mirren Shows Us Where Her Legs End and Vagina Starts of the Day