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Britney Spears Flexibility of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re like me, you’ve jerked off to something yoga related at least once… Whether it is Yoga pants and how great they make asses look…or some spiritual hippie bitch you brought home from the bar who uses yoga moves in the bedroom trying to expel your sperm out of her…because spiritual hippie bitches don’t use condoms…or razors…or maybe it was Yoga in the park show put on by new mothers or a college Yoga class trying to get some outdoor in the park air…or maybe it was just to girl on instagram showing iff their flexibility and overall health….wearing shorts… Well now, Britney Spears and her yoga flexibility can be another one for you to get off to, if you’re into this kind of of mom of two vagina pop..which I am…because it smells like money….and cheetos…10 year old placenta, K-fed and probably like it needs a shower or two…she’s certifiable and if I’ve learned anything from medicated crazy people…it’s that vagina health is never their priority… She’s good, even if she’s old…she still bends…and that’s how I like my puppets… The post Britney Spears Flexibility of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindex Uses Their Own Employees for Underwear Campaign of the DAy

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a firm supporter of the nude selfie…and girls sending me their own home grown erotica…and with that means I like the unphotoshopped look…and I like seeing bodies that probably would never be models…because the models I see bore the fuck out of me and just aren’t authentic, but rather puppets..being used to sell product…who get paid too much, which feeds their egos and makes them even more annoying to jerk off to…. So this campaign by brand called Lindex …using their staff, who are actually a kind of hot, but not model staff…is awesome and the direction all companies not scared of being sued for sexual harassment should go…because when you ask the secretary to come pose in panties in your office…you’re setting yourself up for a lawsuit…right… The post Lindex Uses Their Own Employees for Underwear Campaign of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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