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Jessica Simpson on the Toilet with her Mom of the Day

I think the best way to start your day – is with a 31 week old picture of Jessica Simpson and her mom on the toilet together – well on separate toilets in the same bathroom…but maybe I’m just a pervert who likes mom and daughter bathroom time…or maybe I just have a stall-less bathroom fetish…like a normal person would… Either way, old Jessica Simpson pics, always fun….here’s a new one of her promoting fitness because she’s a fitness icon…the fattest fitness icon who only got fit for a million dollar contract with Weight Watchers…sure…but a fitness icon none the less seeing as she sells billions of dollars of shitty money… The post Jessica Simpson on the Toilet with her Mom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Got Tits of the Day

Kylie Jenner has got herself some tits…I know fascinating….I guess she got them from her daddy.. Or from her mom’s strategic on salary plastic surgeon, who lives in their basement and created Kim and Khloe you know today…all filled up and not just with black sperm but also with face fillers.. I am still convinced she’s a terrible clone made in a lab of Kim, maybe she’s just Kim’s daughter they raised as her sister for the brand….who fucking knows…or cares… It’s just more interesting to stare at her and try to understand what the fuck you’re looking at…assuming it is human…it’s still a freak… The post Kylie Jenner’s Got Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tommy Hilfiger Made a Gigi Barbie of the Day

The 90s is on an aggressive comeback and the brands that were big in the 90s are fucking pumped about it – because they can lazily pull up old artwork, repurpose it, put it on some trendy, influencer, it girl, rich girl like GIGI Hadid…and collaborate with Barbie makers Mattel…to create a doll in her image…totally ridiculous sure, the kids will fucking love this and buy it all up at the mall, and Gigi will cash the fuck in as she deserves, you know being the rich girl who had everything handed to her, but that she thinks required work, because that’s how delusional cunts work… THAT SAID…I’d like one of you to buy me one, to stick up my ass, where Gigi Hadid belongs…despite my Hemorrhoids and my hate of butt play, I think this one is worth the pain to make a point…that no one, myself included, understands… I just know this is as obnoxious as you’d expect from the modern era’s Paris Hilton, with less personality and sex appeal…her own Barbie, just what a girl who lived the Barbie life needs…. The post Tommy Hilfiger Made a Gigi Barbie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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