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Candice Swanepoel Naked and Engaged of the DAy

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel is apparently engaged to her longterm boyfriend and no one actually cares because Candice Swanepoel doesn’t matter.. She’ sold and tired looking now, her body still great, but her entire career she’s been uninteresting, uneventful and a total waste of talent and opportunity… Victoria’s Secret took her Rich South African ass and gave it a platform to be scandalous or even fun, and instead they got some bitch who should work in administration, and not the good kind of administration, like administering enemas and objects in her ass…but rather the socially awkward kind that in a pre-internet era would have been in a mail room filing letters… She sucks, her engagement doesn’t matter, but her naked selfie on instagram is interesting enough to post and I guess hEre she is for Victoria’s Secret’s recent catalog…that is cheesy as fuck and the same as it was many many years ago..which I guess is pretty representative of Swanepoel… The post Candice Swanepoel Naked and Engaged of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Art Provocative Brings the Australian Sex Workers of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a firm believer of sex workers being legalized, regulated, in control of their body….it si the oldest profession and if a girl want to fuck for money, she should be allowed to make that choice…if she wants to fuck for love, she should be allowed to make that choice, if she wants to fuck because he’s the DJ, or celebrity, or int he band, she should be allowed to make that choice, if she wants to fuck because he’s a nice guy and they met as childhood friends, she should be allowed to make that choice… The state’s involvement in what conditions people should fuck makes no sense to me…but I blame Christians…especially since most politicians fuck hookers, often times the trans kind.. That said, as a sex worker lover, because we are all God’s people, and I take my own distorted JESUS approach, @Art_Provocative is a friend of the site, and a friend of the girls, who takes the pictures for what would have bene back pages ads…many years ago… It’s an interesting job, that gives us a look into an interesting world, one that I full support, and endorse, as long as the girls are safe…and look like this because this girl’s a fucking babe…. The post Art Provocative Brings the Australian Sex Workers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus is Naked of theY Day

Posted on July 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is supposed to be a nude pic of Miley Cyrus… I would be more into it if her bush was a little more outrageous…trimmed by outrageous..I mean she is one of those armpit hair feminists, that I’d had to find out just does that for impact… That said, I am a firm believer and lover of bush….and not because I like feminists, or homeless chicks, or obese women who are too lazy to shave…but because it represents EROTICA to me..just get my face in it…and rub that hair all over me…kind of thing… I am a firm hater of people who think bush is gross, because they’ve been brain washed to think that it is unhygienic, or bush isn’t sexy or erotic, and that bald is beautiful, even though bald is almost just easy to maintain, you just gotta shave it all off.. Now I don’t know if this is Miley, but i’ll assume it is..because this is something she’d put out there…while I’m waiting for her to do something more inspiring…like tranny sex videos…to really shake things up and expose her existence… The post Miley Cyrus is Naked of theY Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy

Posted on July 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Elisabeth Erm is…I just know I like her…but that’s not saying much, you know when you look like Elisabeth Erm…it is hard to not like her… She’s born in 1993. She’s Estonian, which according to my Estonian friend, means relatively common there…but more importantly affordable to own…Sure robably not now that she’s in big magazines, but there are probably more of her, maybe bootleg versions of her, but still better than the American version of her, which is eating donuts while working at Walmart or some shit…you know the kind of girl you can lure in with citizenship alone…even when you’re broke, pathetic, etc…makes things pretty fucking easy but I got married to some pig before realizing that…just another example of my failures… The post Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Walking Up Stairs at an Expensive Condo of the DAy

Posted on July 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Jennifer Lawrence is shopping for an apartment in NYC….the development is called the 445 Greenwhich and I guess she’s being pitched on Penthouse F… According to my friend Steve – The most expensive penthouse is OVER 50 MILLION DOLLARS … Which is a nice reminder that if you’re nominated for a bunch of Oscars for the hit movies you participate in and probably have a backend piece of…we’re talking all the movies she’s been nominated for Oscars in…while maintaining a series of blockbusters movies like Hunger Games…which you probably have a piece of the backend on…you can actually make stupid money as an actress… So all you actresses out there making SAG rate of 60k per movie, need to channel your inner J.Law…cuz bitch is winning at fucking life apparently…and I’m all about her, not because of her quirky likeable scam or her acting ability, but rather…because of her hot tits we saw in her nudes…she’s a winner..and she’s winning..kill yourself Update: Penthouse F 15.25 mil . Unless she got paid to carry that folio around. The hype machine never sleeps! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence Walking Up Stairs at an Expensive Condo of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering, Emily Ratajkowski may not be relevant anymore, people may have forgotten she exists, she may still be getting some shitty little we jobs in the process of falling off, and she may be getting cameo’s in movies that are out of touch and just trying to tackle what they assume people are into…without actually knowing what people are into…and she’s still got tits. Which pretty much means, she’ll be ok… Not because a woman is defined by her tits, her relevance defined by her tits, her existene defined by her tits…I am a firm believer that women are amazing, and can be smart and powerful and inspiring…but not so much when they lower their worth to their tits..because when they do..they become just tits…and I guess in Emily Ratajkowski’s case..they are pretty good tits…. I wouldn’t mind catching her as she falls, you know with my mouth…even though I’m sure she’s been in some weird places…in this short lived career. The post The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Margot Robbie’s Ill Fitting Shorts of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Margot Robbie is in Canada shooting some bullshit movie starring Will Smith…you know one of those high budget, going to be a massive box office success, because the idiot general public love comic book shit, even when it is shit… Which makes me wonder about this Margot Robbie character…who is best know, or really only known as being the hot chick Leo fucks in Wolf of Wall Street…who before Wolf of Wall Street was just some Australian no one ever heard of…making me wonder why or how she got into not just one big budget movie that 1000s of actors in LA dream of…but two…. But more importantly, I wonder about these ill-fitting shorts, that look like a weird fucking diaper…totally worn wrong….not that I’m a fashion icon, or critic, but I am a pervert and this looks fucking strange…and not just because it’s not very period friendly…but because her ass and pussy aren’t spilling out all over the place..something you can assume her ass and pussy do at all the auditions she goes to.. I guess what I am trying to say is that I like Australians. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Margot Robbie’s Ill Fitting Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Intense Instagram of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift’s getting racy in her marketing…but I guess like LeeAnn Rimes before her taught us…you can be a homewrecking, fake titty, drunken or medicated slut, and people will still buy your Christmas album… Country music fans are forgiving…they are people of the church, of Jesus, and as long as you’re not Black…or a Jew…but rather a good well rounded American Girl…who they grew up with…or who they watched grow up…they will always have your back…while famous dudes are cumming on your back.. You see, people like Taylor Swift…have managed to trick the world on multiple levels by speaking to their own insecurities and emotions when it comes to failed datings…she’s played the vulnerable victim just looking for love…when in reality shes just looking for a double penetration while eating out a model…and here she is posting slutty pics to instagram…as all girls do these days..and that I thank them for doing…because it helps me get through this meaningless life.. The post Taylor Swift’s Intense Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Face of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sometimes…a picture says 1000 words…in this case…a picture says this girl has eaten 1000 cookies a week for the last 6 years… I am a firm believer in a Kate Upton competitive eater…but we’ll just let her pretend she’s skinny enough to justify her career…fame…getting in a bikini…because this is the fat generation…and I guess that means she is… The post Kate Upton’s Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Sampaio is a skinny as fuck portuguese model, who I don’t think is actually from Portugal, but it seemed ethnic enough to use in her pitch to the brands that hire her for jobs…like Victoria’s Secret… I think her real claim to fame was going up against the haters because the haters were calling her too skinny, leading her on a guest of skinny girl shaming campaign, saying that calling a girl too skinny is like calling a fat girl too fat, and just because she’s healthy and doesn’t overeat because she’s a model, all you fat bitches need to shut the hell up…you’re all just jealous…or some shit.. Now she’s gone and done a fast food ad in her underwear, because fuck the haters, they just fat and jealous….and hopefully they’ll buy into her bullshit campaign and get fatter becauase the fatter the world is, the skinnier she becomes, and the more work she gets because no one really likes fat chicks…not even fat chicks… It’s all part of her skinny girl ploy… Here are some pics of her modeling…because everyone likes models… The post Sara Sampaio for Carl’s Jr of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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