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Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy

Posted on July 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Elisabeth Erm is…I just know I like her…but that’s not saying much, you know when you look like Elisabeth Erm…it is hard to not like her… She’s born in 1993. She’s Estonian, which according to my Estonian friend, means relatively common there…but more importantly affordable to own…Sure robably not now that she’s in big magazines, but there are probably more of her, maybe bootleg versions of her, but still better than the American version of her, which is eating donuts while working at Walmart or some shit…you know the kind of girl you can lure in with citizenship alone…even when you’re broke, pathetic, etc…makes things pretty fucking easy but I got married to some pig before realizing that…just another example of my failures… The post Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Walking Up Stairs at an Expensive Condo of the DAy

Posted on July 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Jennifer Lawrence is shopping for an apartment in NYC….the development is called the 445 Greenwhich and I guess she’s being pitched on Penthouse F… According to my friend Steve – The most expensive penthouse is OVER 50 MILLION DOLLARS … Which is a nice reminder that if you’re nominated for a bunch of Oscars for the hit movies you participate in and probably have a backend piece of…we’re talking all the movies she’s been nominated for Oscars in…while maintaining a series of blockbusters movies like Hunger Games…which you probably have a piece of the backend on…you can actually make stupid money as an actress… So all you actresses out there making SAG rate of 60k per movie, need to channel your inner J.Law…cuz bitch is winning at fucking life apparently…and I’m all about her, not because of her quirky likeable scam or her acting ability, but rather…because of her hot tits we saw in her nudes…she’s a winner..and she’s winning..kill yourself Update: Penthouse F 15.25 mil . Unless she got paid to carry that folio around. The hype machine never sleeps! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence Walking Up Stairs at an Expensive Condo of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering, Emily Ratajkowski may not be relevant anymore, people may have forgotten she exists, she may still be getting some shitty little we jobs in the process of falling off, and she may be getting cameo’s in movies that are out of touch and just trying to tackle what they assume people are into…without actually knowing what people are into…and she’s still got tits. Which pretty much means, she’ll be ok… Not because a woman is defined by her tits, her relevance defined by her tits, her existene defined by her tits…I am a firm believer that women are amazing, and can be smart and powerful and inspiring…but not so much when they lower their worth to their tits..because when they do..they become just tits…and I guess in Emily Ratajkowski’s case..they are pretty good tits…. I wouldn’t mind catching her as she falls, you know with my mouth…even though I’m sure she’s been in some weird places…in this short lived career. The post The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s Nipple Slip of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you’re a Rihanna Impersonator holding on as hard as you can to the little level of fame you’ve got… YOu do what you can when you are at events you know paparazzi are going to be at… Subtly pull out that tit…that big and amazing tit…because people want to see it…but you can’t make it obvious, it’ll look desperate…even though we already know she’s desperate…right…but not as desperate as me for posting her tits like they matter, because everything in my life is far more pathetic than this….this is actually the high point, but why kill myself, when I can just laugh at how bad it gets and hope for a natural disaster. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora’s Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kimberly Garner’s Skinny Ass Does Runyon of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kimberly Garner is friends with the Nobody in a Bikini I just posted…they are on the same TV show in the UK that no one in America really cares about, but that I guess has scripted that they are in Los Angeles doing Los Angeles things because the people back home like to laugh at how vapid and useless Americans are…with their Hollywood nonsense that doesn’t matter…. Only unlike her scripted friend…the Nobody in a Bikini , Kimberly Garner is fucking amazing…. I am not just saying that because she favorited my TWEET, which is code for us getting married…or at least being cuddle buddies…. She posted this video of her hiking at Runyon, a place I’ve been a few times, and a place I would love to run into her at, so that I could either run into the woods and for…or maybe just ask her for an autograph with her vagina on my penis… She’s pretty perfect, I want to marry her…asshole with my mouth…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sophie Simmons is a Secret Internet Fatty of the DAy

Posted on September 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last week I posted SOPHIE SIMMONS FAT IN A BIKINI …because for some reason despite her fatness, I was kinda digging it… Historically I hate fat girls, especially the one I married, and I am only into skinny, half dead looking corpses or fit chicks…while sloppy fat just makes me disgusted by their laziness…especially when you have Gene Simmons money and can afford to pay someone to cook for you and kick your ass in the gym….there’s no excuse…making her laziness even more ugly…but I still liked it… Well after some research I call google, I saw these pics she posted to her social media and I can’t help but laugh at how relevant they are…you see she’s a fat chick according to the paparazzi shots of her, but in her selfies she’s all stretched out and at the right angles…manages to pull off not fat…reminding us of the SECRET INTERNET FATTIES and the fact that girls know their angles…and can trick us into their web of miserable lies…and whether I want in on this bitch fat or not….doesn’t matter…the fact remains she tried to trick the world…and here’s her David Copperfield Illusion….that happens everyday #nofilter.

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Sophie Simmons is a Secret Internet Fatty of the DAy

Posted on September 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last week I posted SOPHIE SIMMONS FAT IN A BIKINI …because for some reason despite her fatness, I was kinda digging it… Historically I hate fat girls, especially the one I married, and I am only into skinny, half dead looking corpses or fit chicks…while sloppy fat just makes me disgusted by their laziness…especially when you have Gene Simmons money and can afford to pay someone to cook for you and kick your ass in the gym….there’s no excuse…making her laziness even more ugly…but I still liked it… Well after some research I call google, I saw these pics she posted to her social media and I can’t help but laugh at how relevant they are…you see she’s a fat chick according to the paparazzi shots of her, but in her selfies she’s all stretched out and at the right angles…manages to pull off not fat…reminding us of the SECRET INTERNET FATTIES and the fact that girls know their angles…and can trick us into their web of miserable lies…and whether I want in on this bitch fat or not….doesn’t matter…the fact remains she tried to trick the world…and here’s her David Copperfield Illusion….that happens everyday #nofilter.

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Rihanna’s Bikini Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day

Posted on August 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The best thing about these Rihanna pics…or really all the Rihanna pics…is that she’s so heavily marketed, that she doesn’t really need “social media”. She’s a massive brand and will still stay relevant for at least another couple of years without it. Not to mention, in being a massive brand, her instagram could just be pictures of her behind the scenes, shopping, doing basic shit that her fans would still get excited over, yet she decides to get more personal, to get half naked, to put herself out there, and to let her fans watch her half naked ass do silly hipster photoshoots in her bikini, when really she could be doing this in the privacy of her own multi-million dollar Villa….I am there are sure there are ways to get as much buzz, without being an exhibitionist who likes being seen naked, a porn chick if this music thing hadn’t worked out, the kind of girl rumoured to have been a hooker when she was a teenager in Barbados for tourists…but where’s the fun in not letting us in on it…I know that I appreciate it, but then again, I come from an era when hard nipples, vagina flashes, see through shits, and bikini pics were exciting, crazy, and worth building a blog about…now that shit’s just everywhere, but I’m still into it…otherwise I’d be gay. All this to say, I love that she flaunts her hip hop booty, and people I know who have worked with her or toured with her have all said the same thing, she’s even better in person, like you can’t even look at her without getting hard, she just oozes “fuck me now, I’m a dirty little stepGIRL”…if you know what I mean…but they probably aren’t racists white power hicks like you…so you probably don’t know what I mean, you’re too busy raging that she stole a white person’s job…

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Drunk Guy Tries to Break a Brick with his Head of the Day

Posted on August 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been drunk for most of my adult life and if I am not drunk, I am hungover. It’s been the only real constant in my life and never my drinking career have I ever tried to break a brick with my head, in fact there are so many things I see people do when drunk, like idiotic things, that I’ve never even thought of doing…all I really do when I am drunk is make girls laugh, usually at the size of my penis or my sexual capabilities..but I like when other people are less graceful and dignified when they drink, it makes me feel like I do it right, while making me laugh at how wrong they do it..I assume this happened in Russia…it’s always Russia.

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Terrence Howard On Racism And The Judicial System [VIDEO]

Posted on April 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Actor Terrence Howard , who is currently playing District Attorney Joe Dekker on Law & Order: SVU ,  took a break from taping to offer his thoughts on racism and the judicial system. “As long as there are humans on the planet there will be some sense of racism until everybody looks exactly the same” he begins. “Which we will never…” He goes on to speak on the the role plays in racism and the importance of addressing the topic in a public forum like a television show.  In an up-coming episode Dekker’s cousin is accused of raping a woman and he must defend him. In taking the case he finds out that his aunt was raped by The Klan in the 1960s. “The rapes that occurred in the civil rights activist era against young African-American women, who through no fault of their own [were] gang raped by white men and then discredited by calling them prostitutes, people got away with that for years and it’s contributed to our lack of faith in our judicial system today. It will be hundreds of years before the ugly markers of those actions are done away with.” LAW & ORDER: LOS ANGELES returns next Monday, April 11th RELATED POSTS: Terrence Howard’s Wife Files For Divorce Top 10 Black Sports Movies Of All Time Get A Sneak Peek At Jennifer Hudson & Terrence Howard In “Winnie” [VIDEO]

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