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Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Hybrid, test tube, baby created in a lab by some gay dude…who I assume was either a narcissist, as gay guys tend to be, ready to use his scientific background to reproduce, and to have his DNA live on in the form of a fashion model…that all the men will want…that may even get him into the all the right parties…like Leonardo DiCaprio orgies…as sometimes dreams come true… I like to think he was commissioned by Victoria’s Secret to create her, but they’ll never let you know that…cloning… She’s from Denmark – here are the Danish cloning laws…I am going to assume it is legal… HERE Here are her pics… The post Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy

I don’t know who Elisabeth Erm is…I just know I like her…but that’s not saying much, you know when you look like Elisabeth Erm…it is hard to not like her… She’s born in 1993. She’s Estonian, which according to my Estonian friend, means relatively common there…but more importantly affordable to own…Sure robably not now that she’s in big magazines, but there are probably more of her, maybe bootleg versions of her, but still better than the American version of her, which is eating donuts while working at Walmart or some shit…you know the kind of girl you can lure in with citizenship alone…even when you’re broke, pathetic, etc…makes things pretty fucking easy but I got married to some pig before realizing that…just another example of my failures… The post Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy

I don’t know who Elisabeth Erm is…I just know I like her…but that’s not saying much, you know when you look like Elisabeth Erm…it is hard to not like her… She’s born in 1993. She’s Estonian, which according to my Estonian friend, means relatively common there…but more importantly affordable to own…Sure robably not now that she’s in big magazines, but there are probably more of her, maybe bootleg versions of her, but still better than the American version of her, which is eating donuts while working at Walmart or some shit…you know the kind of girl you can lure in with citizenship alone…even when you’re broke, pathetic, etc…makes things pretty fucking easy but I got married to some pig before realizing that…just another example of my failures… The post Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kimberly Caldwell is an American Idol Whore of the Day

I don’t know anything about this chick, other than she was the only one worth fucking on Season 2 of American Idol, I mean other than Clay Aiken, that motherfucker had it goin on and it’s not gay because based on his singing and dancing, there’s no way he has a penis. I also don’t know what the fuck I did to myself, I’ve been drunk and I’ve posted fuckin’ drunk, but I sabotaged my stepLINKS for the first time in the history of posting them wasted every night. I woke up and didn’t get what the hell I had done, but I updated THEM HERE Sure, that’s got nothing to do with Kimberly Caldwell, but really it is a lot more interesting than her.

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Aubrey O’Day’s Fat Ass of the Day

Aubrey O’Day likes black dudes so much she’s gone out and got herself a fat ass. Now I don’t know if she made this shit by eating donuts, or if it some kind of implant to match her titty, and I guess none of that matters, because soon enough she’ll be the stripper her family and friends all thought she was destined to be, before her whole reality TV/music career fell into her lap and pretty much went no where….

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