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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Has No Ass of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio may have a bunch of kids. She may be in her mid to late 30s. She may be a tall and lovely lingerie model…with small model implant tits…but one thing she’s not..is a Brazilian ass…winning any Brazilian ass contests…because based on these pics…of her in a bikini…which is what she gets paid millions for…she doesn’t have an ass…but I guess having an ass doesn’t matter, we have instagram for that. Asses everywhere…no need for them to be on some low quality mid range mall brand panty. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Has No Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christmas Twerk of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know about you, but this youtube video from last year got me in the Christmas spirit, but in my defense, I am always in the Christmas spirit because everyday I wake up is a christmas miracle, because based on the shit I put in my body, I should probably be dead….and maybe I am….but I do know one thing…I am not dead enough to love trashy girls in trashy rooms with no asses making softcore dancing porn on youtube…

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Lindsay Lohan in Wonderland of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan crawled out the sewer of irrelevance that her crackhead face and body live in…to do an editorial fashion shoot for a magazine called Wonderland…and as it turns out, with the right amount of lighting, the right quality camera, the right level of photoshop where she’s really only 10 percent LOHAN and 90 percent retouched new computer generated Lohan…something Lohan should get used to because based on her hard battered face, she’ll be a hologram at the VMAs like she was TUPAC, in no time…thanks to premature death. That said… I still think she’s amazing, I would still have unprotected sex with her everyday, hoping to get her pregnant, even tough it is safe to assume she doesn’t get her period anymore, and I believe that if she doesn’t die soon, she will win an Oscar…it’s like the affirmations she tells herself every morning – she hasn’t peaked, in fact she hasn’t even started yet, all that pre-25 year old stuff was just practice for what she has planned for us…I am in love.

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Toni Garrn Topless on a Yacht of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Toni Garrn is showing the paparazzi her tits. I guess she figures milk this marketing campaign while she can because based on Leo’s past, this relationship is a 5 minute thing so get as much attention as you can and when you can. She is also European and a model, so tits aren’t a big enough deal even if they were big….but I will still look and so will you cuz #tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Toni Garrn Topless on a Yacht of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Toni Garrn is showing the paparazzi her tits. I guess she figures milk this marketing campaign while she can because based on Leo’s past, this relationship is a 5 minute thing so get as much attention as you can and when you can. She is also European and a model, so tits aren’t a big enough deal even if they were big….but I will still look and so will you cuz #tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kristen Stewart in Drag for a Shity Music Video

Posted on July 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who this faggot Jenny Lewis is, but I know her video is a pile of shit set to a shitty viral song…. Up on some Mackelmore, let’s target single middle aged sluts who too the Sex and the City approach to life, fucking as much they could, only to realize dudes marry and knock up wives, not career obsessed cunts…with dirty pussies…especially after they turned down babies and family for career, only to be menopausal on a pile of money – feeling empty as fuck… I’m posting this because Kristen Stewart and her inbred eyes is in it in drag…being one of the guys…because based on her sex appeal…I am pretty sure she is…

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Stephanie Pratt Useless but in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Stephanie Pratt is one of those sloppy skinny girls you call a slim fat…sure she is luckier than most american pigs who break IKEA furniture by sitting on it as the shit isn’t re-inforced for their kind….those dainty Swedes…..But she sure as hell isn’t fit or tight bodied…which leads me to naturally assume she fucking sucks in bed….you know all weak and loose skinned….laying on your dick cuz she’s out of breath unable to finish the task at hand like some kind of useless pile of bones and flab…which is appropriate because based on her career that is really only one line item and that line item is being on The Hills or as I like to call it the less socially relevant and less culturally rich version of Jersey Shore for white boring people….it’s pretty clear that’s accurate…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THINK LINK

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Paul Wall Beats Fan with a Microphone

Posted on September 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Paul Wall Beats Fan with a Microphone

Filed under: Paul Wall , You Might Want to Rethink Never give Paul Wall the finger — because based on this video, it doesn’t matter if dude’s in the middle of a concert … he will beat your ass with a microphone. It all went down Sunday night at the Low Low Car Show in San Antonio, Texas — Paul Wall… Read more

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Mini-Mart Burglar Makes Total Ass of Himself

Posted on July 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some giant dumbass in Daytona Beach needs serious burglary lessons — because based on security footage, dude still hasn’t learned how to cover his butt … literally. The bare-assed heist went down in late March — and according to law enforcement… Read more

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Paris Hilton’s Ass in Sweatpants of the Day

Posted on November 24, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Despite hating the paparazzi, I kinda need the paparazzi to give me shit to write about, making it a love/hate relationship. So I’ve been reaching out to them the last couple of weeks asking for more pictures of these celebrity bitches from behind, because I like a woman’s ass, especially when on a celebrity, because I hate celebrities and not seeing their face makes them far better looking to me. Not to mention this angle is the most believable angle in terms of visualizing a fantasy, because if I was ever to fuck one of them, it would be from behind because based on experience it’s the best way to rape a useless bitch you just dragged into a back alley who thinks she is better than you, mainly because they can’t bite you as easily

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