Lindsay Lohan crawled out the sewer of irrelevance that her crackhead face and body live in…to do an editorial fashion shoot for a magazine called Wonderland…and as it turns out, with the right amount of lighting, the right quality camera, the right level of photoshop where she’s really only 10 percent LOHAN and 90 percent retouched new computer generated Lohan…something Lohan should get used to because based on her hard battered face, she’ll be a hologram at the VMAs like she was TUPAC, in no time…thanks to premature death. That said… I still think she’s amazing, I would still have unprotected sex with her everyday, hoping to get her pregnant, even tough it is safe to assume she doesn’t get her period anymore, and I believe that if she doesn’t die soon, she will win an Oscar…it’s like the affirmations she tells herself every morning – she hasn’t peaked, in fact she hasn’t even started yet, all that pre-25 year old stuff was just practice for what she has planned for us…I am in love.
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Lindsay Lohan in Wonderland of the Day
