I don’t know about you, but this youtube video from last year got me in the Christmas spirit, but in my defense, I am always in the Christmas spirit because everyday I wake up is a christmas miracle, because based on the shit I put in my body, I should probably be dead….and maybe I am….but I do know one thing…I am not dead enough to love trashy girls in trashy rooms with no asses making softcore dancing porn on youtube…
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Christmas Twerk of the Day
Tagged because-based, bikini girls, finally-gone, history, the-hookers, trashy-rooms, women, year-earlier, Youtube
I like to consider Chrissy Teigen a good friend of the site, because she’s taken the time to blog about me before blocking me off of all her social media, calling me out for being a rapist or some shit, when just a year earlier she was telling me how funny I was, which I am…making for a love of unstable that turns me on more than any panty flashes to draw attention to herself because she’s finally gone out there to have her very own career, instead of modeling for the free catering, while living off Legend money, which to date is pretty much what she does…and none of this matters…what mattes is Panties…in public…giving me boners…because I love panties .
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Chrissy Teigen Panty Flash of the Day
Tagged before-blocking, finally-gone, good-friend, history, Hollywood, Jokes, Pictures, prefer-wearing, social-media, the-hookers, time, Videos, women, year-earlier
My friends at MYPAKAGE , who make the world’s best fitting underwear in the history of underwear, for those of us who like things that fit, while I prefer wearing extra small underwear to keep my sperm count down, my balls in atrophy, all so that I can’t really get the hookers I pay extra to come inside by telling them I am a virgin But enough about me, here’s a silly christmas video that you’ll laugh at because you like your jokes like you like your women…spread assed and cute enough to stick it in….about Not fitting..and apparently…not fitting is inappropriate when taken out of context…funny….now get some MYPAKAGE ,
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MyPakage Does a Dirty Christmas of the Day
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