The Fleshlight Muffler Woman Tries to Sneak into Prison with 12 Pistols Police Detain 11 Year Old girl at Gun Point Deputies save Inmate in a Crazy WAy… Hot Football Wife… Middle Aged Chinese Women – Using Make-Up to Seem Hot – Like Every Instagram Girl Two Body Slams… The post Amazing Hooker Rockin’ the Car and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Amazing Hooker Rockin’ the Car and Other Videos of the Day
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Chelsea Handler wants to stay relevant as hard as she can – you know now that she doesn’t have a TV show on TV, even though she has a show on Netflix, while Netflix is the future….and what better way to do it than rope in some fat middle aged woman into taking a fan pic…with her tits out…because tits out, as any college girl on a bus to the big game will tell you, is a timeless tactic to get love, support, respect, an audience, friends, fans, date raped. The post Chelsea Handler Tit Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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People in Ireland fucking love Eva Longoria. She is like their god. I can’t figure it out, because I think she’s the fucking worst, but then again I can’t specifically pinpoint why she’s the worst, it’s just something I know… That said, I guess her TV show was a hit there, or they feel Mexicans should be celebrated as middle aged goddesses, as they are far better than the pasty, white, chalky, girls of their own…while Americans want Mexicans gardening….so she’s a little exotic for the otherwise grey land of potatoes…. Well, praised in the international market or not, I feel like she’s obsolete, or should be obselete here, that even when pulling off her top on the beach like she doesn’t know the rules, unless of course she is working the paparazzi for press, as I assume she is….she annoys me….but maybe I just have a good judge of what’s the fucking worst..and feel that she is. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
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Eva Longoria’s in a Bikini of the Day
I don’t know if I really need to see the damage Blue Ivy did to a middle aged Beyonce’s vagina, but I do know that Beyonce wants you see the damage Blue Ivy did to a middle aged Beyonce, who don’t really realize she’s too big, old, fat and a fucking mom to be dressed like this, yet for some reason, a reason I call her trying to be as hot and controversial as Rihanna, I don’t really mind it…I guess I’ll look at any girl’s vagina definition, pretty much always…I’m predictable like that.
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Carmen Electra looks damn hot for an old bag! I don’t know how old she is, but she must be in her mid 40s. Here she is hosting “Fright Night by Berman and Berman Law” looking better than most girls half her age. So ladies never come up with excuses as to why you can’t be middle aged and fabulous because if Carmen can do it so can you. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading
I don’t know who this faggot Jenny Lewis is, but I know her video is a pile of shit set to a shitty viral song…. Up on some Mackelmore, let’s target single middle aged sluts who too the Sex and the City approach to life, fucking as much they could, only to realize dudes marry and knock up wives, not career obsessed cunts…with dirty pussies…especially after they turned down babies and family for career, only to be menopausal on a pile of money – feeling empty as fuck… I’m posting this because Kristen Stewart and her inbred eyes is in it in drag…being one of the guys…because based on her sex appeal…I am pretty sure she is…
Her name is Sarah Hyland…you know her as the cute girl who is being cultivated by Sofia Vergara to learn how to generate more buzz for herself by showing her tits…at least that’s what I like to think is going on here…but the fact is, she may just be a nice girl. But where’s the fun in that. What I do know is that she looks like she’s 14, despite being over 18, which is a little freaky but legal to stare at without feeling awkward or like the pervert that you are. It’s the “she’s 18, even if genetically she’s built like she’s 14″…line that makes it socially acceptable to masturbate to the pictures she puts of herself in a bikini top on the internet…which when reversed “she’s 14 but genetically she’s built like she’s 18 thanks to getting her period at 4″ line doesn’t reverse…because sex offence is based on maturity level people…not that I’ve never fucked 25 year old retards who act 4…because they were retards…before…which I guess is wrong too…but you can’t go to jain for it, so I guess it’s not that wrong…
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Sarah Hyland Bikini for Instagram of the Day
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In case you didn’t know…Britney Spears is Middle Aged and she looks it, even with all the BOTOX and modern conveniences that a billionaire popstar has access to…yet now she looks like she’s just a mom in a Walmart parking lot…buying a vat of mayonnaise for their weekend Fourth of July BBQ….which I guess is porn to some people…but it just makes me feel old as fuck because I remember jerking off to her “Hit me baby one more time video”…back when the internet first happened. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
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Kate Walsh is old, dumpy and in a bikini….but the real question is…who the fuck is Kate Walsh…and as it turns out…she’s the star of some show called Private Practice, that is a spinoff of Grey’s Anatomy, that I assume is a pile of shit that middle aged women who don’t have cable, eat the fuck up, but then again, I assume that’s what all TV is, because I’ve had the unfortunate opportunity to see some of the sitcoms and dramas being produced, and the only people I can assume buy into that shit are white trash, ignorant, fat ladies with a lot of cats…. That said, I don’t mind staring at her belly in a bikini, but only because I like anything in a bikini, it’s a bit of a fucking sickness… Here is the video TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Kate Walsh is Dumpy in a Bikini of the Day
Filed under: Oksana Grigorieva , Mel Gibson Oksana Grigorieva must have a thing for middle-aged movie stars — she has children with both Timothy Dalton and Mel Gibson … and yesterday she took he son to an afternoon showing of “The Expendables.” Middle-aged action star fun fact: Jean-Claude Van… Read more
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Oksana Grigorieva — Expendable
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