We live in a porno generation, with a porned up perverted undertone, since everyone just sits around and watches porno all day…so when they post their selfies to their social media feeds, they are so well trained, conditioned to porn angles, they know exactly what they are doing, and what the images they prouduce look like…especially when they are celebrity rich kids exposed to all kinds of shit at a young age…mature for their age maybe because their parents are both self involved immature actor weridos… Maybe I am looking into this too hard..thinking..oh it’s a blowjob angle…or MAYBE it is a blowjob angle… The post Lily Rose Depp Shorts From a Blowjob Angle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ana Braga is a sex worker from Brazil, who married an american, lives in Vegas and works as a stripper, despite being 50 years old…. In her spare time, she’s stolen Phoebe Price’s photographer and clickbait tactics to get in the tabloids and on the blogs, you know because some people are nostalgic and like the paparazzi pics, instead of the selfies people post of themselves…normally old people but people never the less. I also consider her a friend of mine, she does my snapchat takeovers sometimes, she’s always been funny and nice enough, just working the system as she should be, cuz she’s not getting any younger. These pics of her working the paparazzi, giving herself a wedgie for her hired photographer is just hilarious…and I support this behavior…everyone just trying to stand out from the crowd…attention whores everywhere….but some rise to the surface..whatever that means… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ana Braga is On Another Level of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kids don't just say the darndest things. They also write the darndest things. Especially when they're in love. We've collected a number of adorable/precious/hilarious notes below, all of which were passed from young student to another and all of which express true feelings of adolescent affection. Good luck trying to determine the one you like best! 1. The Sweet Science This is smarter than any letter we’ve ever written to anyone in our entire lives. 2. Going After an Older Woman We wonder what he said to his first Valentine… 3. This is a Photo of a Butt But for a very romantic reason. 4. This May Seem Random… … but this kid REALLY loves dairy. 5. But This, Too, Shall Pass Yet my feelings never will! 6. Is There a Third Box? Because I’m under too much stress to answer this question right now. View Slideshow
Kylie Jenner is one of the most popular people on Instagram, which means her every selfie is scrutinized in a way that few of us could ever really imagine. Fortunately for Kylizzle, most of the comments on her pics are just teens trying to get other teens to follow them back, so she doesn’t receive much in the way of criticism – even when she’s guilty of some obvious re-touching. Yes, Kylie Photoshop controversies are nothing new, but for the most part, her followers don’t seem to mind. After all, they’re far more interested in the ways in which Kylie enhances herself in real life. ( Kylie’s lips remain high on the list of Instagram’s biggest obsessions – along with pretty much every other part of her body.) But sometimes, Kylie’s manipulation of her own form is so blatant that even the biggest Ky-Hards can’t ignore the deception. Recently, some fans have noticed that Kylie appears to have taken steps to slim down her famous figure in some of her photos. It’s an unusual approach for the model, who in the past, has been busted adding curves to her naturally slender frame. Some fans have come to Kylie’s defense, claiming that the 19-year-old may have simply lost some weight in recent weeks. Others, however, insist that Kylie has simply taken to altering her pics before posting, adding, they claim, a “thigh gap” by narrowing her legs. Fortunately, it’s 2017, which means instead of debating these things to death, we can have an expert settle the matter for us! Enter Photoshop specialist Alan Barry. Barry analyzed some of Kylie’s photos recently and weighed in on whether or not she’s guilty of retouching. “It is my professional opinion that areas of the image have been manipulated in Photoshop or some other image editing software,” he tells Radar Online. “I have illustrated the image areas that I believe have been altered.” “There are a number of places where it appears that straight lines have been created (legs, torso, left arm),” Barry adds. “It appears that there is an attempt to reduce the volume of her face in the area of the cheeks. All detail of her chest, including her collar bones have been all but obliterated. The fingers of the right hand appear to have been altered as well.” So there you have it. Kylie occasionally makes relatively minor alterations to her selfies. You’re stunned, we know. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Selfies: A Kandid Kollection
Warren Frost, a veteran television star best known for his roles on Twin Peaks and Seinfeld, died on Friday in Middlebury, Vermont following a lengthy illness. He was 91 years old. Showtime confirmed this sad news in a statement, while Twin Peaks co-creator Mark Frost, Warren’s son, relayed the following to fans: “We’re saddened today to announce the passing of our dear old dad, Warren Frost. “From the Normandy shores on D-Day to his 50-year career on stage and screen, he remained the same humble guy from Vermont who taught us that a life devoted to telling the right kind of truths can make a real difference in the lives of others.” “We’re grateful to have shared him with the world for as long as we did.” Frost portrayed Dr. Will Hayward, the coroner who refused to perform Laura Palmer’s autopsy on the original ABC run of Twin Peaks. He came out of retirement to reprise the role in Showtime’s upcoming revival, which is scheduled to air later this year. The actor, who was born in Massachusetts, also served in the Navy during World War II and appeared on five episodes of Seinfeld as Susan Ross’ father-in-law, who often clashed with George Costanza. You may remember him as the man who went toe-to-toe with George over the existence of George’s supposed cabin in upstate New York. After breaking into the entertainment industry in New York City, Frost moved to Los Angeles in 1958 to continue working in TV, guest-starring on episodes of such hit series as Perry Mason and Dragnet. He also had roles in movies such as The Mating Game, It Started with a Kiss and Slaughterhouse-Five. In 1990, Frost joined the cast of Twin Peaks. Two years later, it was on to Seinfeld. The beloved actor also recurred on Matlock,and made a multitude appearances on shows like The Larry Sanders Show, Murphy Brown, Life Goes On, and L.A. Law. Frost retired in 2000 and moved back to Vermont, yet returned to acting to appear in the upcoming Twin Peaks revival. It debuts in May. Along with his son, Frost is survived by his wife of 68 years, Virginia, and his three kids: Mark, novelist and photographer Scott Frost, and actress and artist Lindsay Frost; as well as three grandchildren. May he rest in peace. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Died in 2017: In Memoriam We send our condolences to the family, friends and loved ones of Warren Frost. Along with those who were close to all the stars (above) who died this year.
Warren Frost, a veteran television star best known for his roles on Twin Peaks and Seinfeld, died on Friday in Middlebury, Vermont following a lengthy illness. He was 91 years old. Showtime confirmed this sad news in a statement, while Twin Peaks co-creator Mark Frost, Warren’s son, relayed the following to fans: “We’re saddened today to announce the passing of our dear old dad, Warren Frost. “From the Normandy shores on D-Day to his 50-year career on stage and screen, he remained the same humble guy from Vermont who taught us that a life devoted to telling the right kind of truths can make a real difference in the lives of others.” “We’re grateful to have shared him with the world for as long as we did.” Frost portrayed Dr. Will Hayward, the coroner who refused to perform Laura Palmer’s autopsy on the original ABC run of Twin Peaks. He came out of retirement to reprise the role in Showtime’s upcoming revival, which is scheduled to air later this year. The actor, who was born in Massachusetts, also served in the Navy during World War II and appeared on five episodes of Seinfeld as Susan Ross’ father-in-law, who often clashed with George Costanza. You may remember him as the man who went toe-to-toe with George over the existence of George’s supposed cabin in upstate New York. After breaking into the entertainment industry in New York City, Frost moved to Los Angeles in 1958 to continue working in TV, guest-starring on episodes of such hit series as Perry Mason and Dragnet. He also had roles in movies such as The Mating Game, It Started with a Kiss and Slaughterhouse-Five. In 1990, Frost joined the cast of Twin Peaks. Two years later, it was on to Seinfeld. The beloved actor also recurred on Matlock,and made a multitude appearances on shows like The Larry Sanders Show, Murphy Brown, Life Goes On, and L.A. Law. Frost retired in 2000 and moved back to Vermont, yet returned to acting to appear in the upcoming Twin Peaks revival. It debuts in May. Along with his son, Frost is survived by his wife of 68 years, Virginia, and his three kids: Mark, novelist and photographer Scott Frost, and actress and artist Lindsay Frost; as well as three grandchildren. May he rest in peace. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Died in 2017: In Memoriam We send our condolences to the family, friends and loved ones of Warren Frost. Along with those who were close to all the stars (above) who died this year.
It can be hard to find a silver lining in the ominous black cloud that is Donald Trump's first four weeks in office. Sure, the Donald's first solo press conference was amusing in a terrifying way, and we'll never get sick of Melissa McCarthy's Sean Spicer impression . (Unless SNL decides to run that bit into the ground. Which it almost certainly will.) But we need a way to poke fun at Trump's rampant insecurities that doesn't also remind us he's one of the most powerful humans on the planet and we're all in serious danger. Enter Tiny Trump: a Photoshop game that started on Reddit and made its way into our hearts. Finally, Donnie's appearance matches his temperament. And the best part is, it's impossible to be scared of a knee-high toddler – even when that toddler is rocking a spray tan that brings to mind a nuclear event: 1. Tiny Trump, Big Obama A historic meeting of the minds. Note: Minds pictured are actual size. 2. Tiny Trump Selfie! Just because he’s little doesn’t mean he should be left out of your selfies. 3. Tiny Trump With Melania Something tells us she’s been thinking of him as Tiny Trump for years… 4. Tiny Trump, Big Golf Course When Tiny Trump is involved, it’s always mini golf. 5. Vlad the Carresser Who knew Big Bad Vlad could be so gentle? Maybe we SHOULD make friends with Russia! 6. Tiny Trump, Tall Ivanka “Why must she always wear heels around me?” – Lil T View Slideshow
It can be hard to find a silver lining in the ominous black cloud that is Donald Trump's first four weeks in office. Sure, the Donald's first solo press conference was amusing in a terrifying way, and we'll never get sick of Melissa McCarthy's Sean Spicer impression . (Unless SNL decides to run that bit into the ground. Which it almost certainly will.) But we need a way to poke fun at Trump's rampant insecurities that doesn't also remind us he's one of the most powerful humans on the planet and we're all in serious danger. Enter Tiny Trump: a Photoshop game that started on Reddit and made its way into our hearts. Finally, Donnie's appearance matches his temperament. And the best part is, it's impossible to be scared of a knee-high toddler – even when that toddler is rocking a spray tan that brings to mind a nuclear event: 1. Tiny Trump, Big Obama A historic meeting of the minds. Note: Minds pictured are actual size. 2. Tiny Trump Selfie! Just because he’s little doesn’t mean he should be left out of your selfies. 3. Tiny Trump With Melania Something tells us she’s been thinking of him as Tiny Trump for years… 4. Tiny Trump, Big Golf Course When Tiny Trump is involved, it’s always mini golf. 5. Vlad the Carresser Who knew Big Bad Vlad could be so gentle? Maybe we SHOULD make friends with Russia! 6. Tiny Trump, Tall Ivanka “Why must she always wear heels around me?” – Lil T View Slideshow
When this was emailed to me last night – I appreciated the joke….I thought – yes, his daughter deserved to be trolled, even if we are the ones being trolled, since nothing on the internet is real, but it does remind me that not enough people call out these idiots and their selfies / posing / instragram behavior that is all the same, equally lame, staged, and sometimes you need a fat man to solidify that fact…brilliant…well not really – but funny and a reminder that it is this easy to go viral, like fucking Lohan, doesn’t take much, I bet he’ll end up on Ellen and with his own show within 18 months. EASY. His instagram is @therealburrmartin The post The Dad Who Shames His Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner and her gang of vapid spoiled brat rich kid cunts don’t need an excuse to walk outside of one of their 10 million dollar mansions to sit by the pool in bikinis, only to take group butt shots, because that is all they know… They don’t need a long weekend to just decompress, but the funny thing is that they probably think that they do, since they WORK so damn hard on their selfies and staying skinny so that brands will still hire them as their AVON ladies to push products to their fans…fans I don’t understand why they exist…but figure it’s because I’m so disconnected from what the kids think matter…which is selfies and angles and followers…that I can’t relate.. But I can stare at young, rich, vapid brat ass in bikinis…it’s pretty fucking easy, like their lives, until they start realizing how empty they are and how their parents don’t exist leading to drugs once the fans move on – and they always move on..eventually..this can’t last forever, it’s amazing it’s even lasted this long. The post Kendall Jenner and Friends Have Asses in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
