Kids don't just say the darndest things. They also write the darndest things. Especially when they're in love. We've collected a number of adorable/precious/hilarious notes below, all of which were passed from young student to another and all of which express true feelings of adolescent affection. Good luck trying to determine the one you like best! 1. The Sweet Science This is smarter than any letter we’ve ever written to anyone in our entire lives. 2. Going After an Older Woman We wonder what he said to his first Valentine… 3. This is a Photo of a Butt But for a very romantic reason. 4. This May Seem Random… … but this kid REALLY loves dairy. 5. But This, Too, Shall Pass Yet my feelings never will! 6. Is There a Third Box? Because I’m under too much stress to answer this question right now. View Slideshow
I don’t care about this Bill Cosby scandal that’s going on. I feel like it happened before and is just a diversion from his pedophilia. You know never trust a man who seduces kids with JELLO, has a show where they sit on his lap about kids saying the Darndest things, before being a huge sitcom success….I mean in the 50s when he went to college to be a teacher…you’d think some alarms would go off….since any grown man drawn to kids…is usually a fucking predator… That said, Zombie woman and original supermodel according to Janice Dickinson, was reliving the glory days, and figured she might as well cash in and have people talk about her rugged plastic surgery body that is melting off her frail model bones, because she’s come out to attack Cosby from a 1980s encounter where she tried seducing him to get on his show… This is what she said: Dickinson said she met Cosby in Lake Tahoe at his urging after he said that he would help her with her singing career. They had met earlier when her agent had introduced them, hoping that she could get a job on “The Cosby Show.” Dickinson said that after dinner, she and Cosby were in her hotel room and that he gave her some red wine and a pill. She had asked for a pill because she had been suffering stomach pains. “The next morning I woke up and I wasn’t wearing my pyjamas and I remembered before I passed out I had been sexually assaulted by this man,” she said. She said she remembered Cosby dropping the robe he had been wearing and getting on top of her. She said she never confronted Cosby about the incident. “I’m doing this because it’s the right thing to do and this happened to me and this is a true story,” Sounds legit. So she asked for the pill while drinking and she woke up naked and assaulted…I am not a victim shamer, but seriously, this woman’s had more cock than a Colonial Sanders…and there comes a time when you can’t really take their rape claims seriously….”I swear I said no, he just couldn’t hear me cuz my mouth was full of his balls”… Either way, rape is bad, but you can’t rape the willing, and I would assume based on her leathery body, that she’d actively encourage rape these days…just because she craves human touch… Here’s a tribute to her…while she tries to drag your childhood JELLO man through the mud, not because she’s in the KKK, but becuase 40 years is the right amount of time to remember the incident clearly, especially after 40 years of booze and drugs.
Kids often say the darndest things. Like ” F-CK! ” after being doused with water as part of the Ice Bucket Challenge. They also write the darndest things, as evidenced by the following spelling mistake made by a six-year old in Great Britain. Not only did this misguided young man believe “cinnamon” is spelled “semen,” but he also circled that it smells “good.” Fortunately for the Internet, this toddler skipped the following question, which asked for more details about the word in question and which likely could have led to some very inappropriate jokes. Don’t worry, though, anonymous little guy. Many other kids have made similarly uproarious spelling mistakes, starting with the girl who loves her WHORE family. Hey, no judgments here… 20 Awesomely Hilarious Kid Spelling Mistakes 1. She loves her what?!? The sentiment is very nice. And, hey, maybe the adjective is accurate. Who are we to judge?
Kids Suggest The Darndest Sake of the Day: Akane Niikura, a 10-year-old girl certified as a sake expert by the Sake Service Institute of Japan, is profiled by Al Jazeera English. [ aje / japanprobe .] Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Daily What Discovery Date : 17/07/2011 21:07 Number of articles : 2
Kids React To The Darndest Viral Videos of the Day: It’s been said that a viral video isn’t truly viral until a kid has reacted to it. Luckily, The Fine Bros happen to have a bunch of kids on hand and lack the decency to avoid exposing their developing brains to the growth-stunting scourge of “Double Dream Hands.” [ tfb .] Earlier: Episode 1 , Episode 2 , Episode 3 , Episode 4 . Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Daily What Discovery Date : 07/02/2011 17:07 Number of articles : 2
EXCLUSIVE: Doing her darndest to stay out off camera, newlywed Nicole Richie attempts to sneak out of Ultra Suede without being noticed. Nicole Richie is now probation-free, as she successfully completed her legal obligations stemming from her 2006 DUI, where she was caught driving the wrong way on a freeway while intoxicated.
