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Irina Shayk in Vogue Brazil of the Day

Irina Shayk is a wonderful creature, at least I think she’s a wonderful creature, and I’ll assume other people think she’s a wonderful creature, mainly people like Brad Cooper, because he has all the options of pussy in the world, but chose to knock her up, not that he had much of a choice, these things usually workout with a “hey I’m pregnant”….and dude freaking out before realizing he’s really rich and it’ll be fine, plus the kid will probably have good genetics, nice strong and Russian so why the fuck not… But I am sure there are rich guys who obsess over the girls, I always position the girls as these hookers who are trying to please their man – to lock him down – through sex and being well behaved…but the reality is that when you’re a professional like Irina Shayk, you can reverse the roles and be a fucking tyrant that men try to please like a bunch of fucking groupies… So the only whoring is that they only go for rich guys since they like money…the whole getting knocked up and being set for life is just a bonus…because dudes are usually the bigger emotional freaks when girls tell them they are leaving…because in every break-up I’ve seen, the dudes are the ones in bed crying and the girls are the ones out getting revenge sex with all their friends…because girls, especially Russians have no soul…they just ride off survival instinct.. This is for VOGUE brazil, pre pregnant, where she was plotting how to get the sperm stuck to her uterus…or possibly early pregnancy where you’d still want to fuck her, knowing she can’t get pregnant, like any of you losers wouldn’t want to get this one pregnant, so that you have proof she let her fuck her.. I think she’s wonderful…likely evil…but wonderful… The post Irina Shayk in Vogue Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Big Jessica Simpson Tits for New Years of the Day

Big Jessica Simpson, pushing 40, but still busty, because tits keep getting bigger and bigger, while the rest of her is at a manageable size, because I guess she gave up on the Texan BBQ and cakes post pregnancy, and realized that Weight Watchers was paying her a million dollars to get fit, but she had to get fit, to make the people who follow her and buy billions of dollars of her shitty trailer park, low end fat chick clothing really think that Weight Watchers did it…when we all know this girl couldn’t figure out a point system if it was being demonstrated to her by a retard kindergarten teacher using fucking animal shaped to help her work through the logic of the system…. Not that that matters, it’s all silly rich person celebrity business we don’t need to worry about…what does matter is that in the process of personal chefs and personal trainers…she’s managed to make that weight watchers money to add to her pile of money…but more importantly keep her tits… And here she is sticking her tongue out in her casual “fuck you, I win”…kind of way… The post Big Jessica Simpson Tits for New Years of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s Rock Hard Legs of the Day

Here’s Jessica Simpson and her husband / baby daddy doing a little Christie Brinkley with Chevy Chase…. Jessica Simpson, has some strong fucking legs…that make sense since she was 400 pounds due to the wrong kind of eating disorder…and had to carry herself….around…too and from the Texan BBQ shop…and I’d say the bank where the millions of weight watchers money was…that almost became a lawsuit that her management decided to use as motivation for her to get in shape because a fat Jessica is a lot less marketable when they need her to perfrom to promote her garbage low grade fashion brand she does a billion in sales with a year…money she probably doesn’t really see, she’s like Britney, just a half retard puppet collecting checks… The post Jessica Simpson’s Rock Hard Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s Rock Hard Legs of the Day

Here’s Jessica Simpson and her husband / baby daddy doing a little Christie Brinkley with Chevy Chase…. Jessica Simpson, has some strong fucking legs…that make sense since she was 400 pounds due to the wrong kind of eating disorder…and had to carry herself….around…too and from the Texan BBQ shop…and I’d say the bank where the millions of weight watchers money was…that almost became a lawsuit that her management decided to use as motivation for her to get in shape because a fat Jessica is a lot less marketable when they need her to perfrom to promote her garbage low grade fashion brand she does a billion in sales with a year…money she probably doesn’t really see, she’s like Britney, just a half retard puppet collecting checks… The post Jessica Simpson’s Rock Hard Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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6-Year Old Misspells Cinnamon, Believes “Semen” Smells Good

Kids often say the darndest things. Like ” F-CK! ” after being doused with water as part of the Ice Bucket Challenge. They also write the darndest things, as evidenced by the following spelling mistake made by a six-year old in Great Britain. Not only did this misguided young man believe “cinnamon” is spelled “semen,” but he also circled that it smells “good.” Fortunately for the Internet, this toddler skipped the following question, which asked for more details about the word in question and which likely could have led to some very inappropriate jokes. Don’t worry, though, anonymous little guy. Many other kids have made similarly uproarious spelling mistakes, starting with the girl who loves her WHORE family. Hey, no judgments here… 20 Awesomely Hilarious Kid Spelling Mistakes 1. She loves her what?!? The sentiment is very nice. And, hey, maybe the adjective is accurate. Who are we to judge?

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Nicki Minaj Talks "Anaconda" Video: I Don’t Think It’s Sexy!

Nicki Minaj is a talented rapper, but selling sex is a big part of her career, as well (see Nicki’s fake wardrobe malfunction at the VMAs for evidence). So no one was really surprised when the the video for Nicki’s song “Anaconda” was basically just an ass-shaking fest with a Drake lap dance thrown in for good measure. Nicki Minaj – “Anaconda” (Music Video) Even the cover art for “Anaconda” went viral and brought Nicki some of the biggest attention of her career. Sadly, instead of owning the moment and admitting that – like Kim Kardashian and J-Lo before her – she rode her prominent backside all the way to the a-list, Nicki is pretending that she just doesn’t see what all the fuss is about: “I think the video was so sexy or crazy,” Nicki said when asked about the video’s single-day YouTube record. “I didn’t expect that. I didn’t even expect the picture getting the controversy it got. For the video to break a record, I was like ‘What?'” We have a hard time believing that Nicki didn’t think the video would cause a stir. We have an even harder time believing that she doesn’t think the clip is sexy. Maybe she’s thinking of the “Anaconda” fart video that some Internet genius blessed us with. 13 Nicki Minaj Music Video GIFs from “Anaconda” 1. Nicki Minaj with Whipped Cream This Nicki Minaj GIF may cause many anacondas to grow in length. If you know what we mean!

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Sean Lowe: Catherine Giudici is SMOKIN’ HOT and I Love Her!

The Bachelor stars Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici may have had an unconventional love story, but the bond they found was unconditional, and everlasting. It’s hard to believe it’s been 17 months since he proposed on The Bachelor season finale. Clearly, the honeymoon phase isn’t over, nor will it be anytime soon. Sean Lowe GUSHED about Catherine in his latest blog post. Titled “Caught in Her Web,” his August 22 entry on Patheos details “how and when” the Texan realized he wanted to spend the rest of his life with Giudici. “I guess it was around the time we took a little trip to Thailand,” he wrote of Catherine Giudici , the woman that before long would take his heart, and his name. “Sure, there were two other girls on the trip, but something was settling in my heart about Catherine and it was there to stay. I didn’t want to say goodbye to her… ever.” Lowe goes on to praise his wife as “sweet, kind, smokin’ hot, goofy, caring, and funny.” He fell not just for her, but “the idea of going through life with her.” “She had me stuck in her web of love and there was no getting out. For the first time in my life, I wanted to live my life for someone other than myself.” The two have now been happily married for seven months after their TV wedding, and judging by Lowe’s gushing blog post, they’re still very much smitten. His reason for the public display of affection? “Sometimes I just feel like telling people how incredibly grateful I am for God’s blessings in my life.” “Catherine is certainly at the top of the list,” he adds. “So in conclusion, my wife is hot and I’m in love.” Chris Soules , take heed. Sean and Catherine have set the bar pretty high. Here’s hoping there’s a farmer’s wife out there that makes him feel the same way.

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Jessica Simpson Poses Kind of Nude, Very Pregnant [PIC]

What hath Demi Moore wrought? If you’re a fan of celebrity preggers porn, then it’s many wonderful, wonderful things. Jessica Simpson has joined a long line of celebrities who have stripped down to show off their pregnant bellies on a magazine cover; Jessica posed nude for the cover of Elle magazine, but like her knocked-up predecessors, she covered the good parts with her hands. Still, considering that’s an unprecedented amount of side boob for this Texan preacher’s daughter (and check out those puppies all swollen and milky!), you’ll hear no complaints from Mr. Skin. Check out the Demi Moore Vanity Fair cover that launched the “naked and pregnant” trend back in 1991 after the jump!

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