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Irina Shayk’s Unpublished Titty Pic for Instagram of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Irina Shayk was feeling a little unattractive, or unloved, being a mom is a disgusting job even with all the staff that you know her and brad cooper can afford…and she put out a throwback thursday of her topless to get some of what she misses…because she’s just a typical girl who values her looks more than anything, it’s really why she exists…and she wants you to value that too…and I do…even though I know the truth is a totally different Irina Shayk exists now that she sold her uterus off for her retirement plan…you know a baby feeding, even though she’s just playing the part of mom, as Russians have no soul…is as depressing and this toplessness that comes from a sad place… Here she is in some shoot that is post pregnancy and hardly slutty enough – because she’s a respectable woman….so sophisticated and classy knowing she has child support for life.. The post Irina Shayk’s Unpublished Titty Pic for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Bell Tits of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kristen Bell is relatively uninteresting, watching her and her husband Dax promote themselves in what is one of the more annoying late 90s teen comedy unions, besides Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddy Prinze Jr….but people like her, and now they have more reason to like her, because she’s got tits… Maybe it’s a post pregnancy implant situation – that makes her a lot more interesting or appealing…maybe it’s movie magic…maybe looking at Kristen Bell tits is kinda dull, boring, uninteresting, uneventful and all that…but dammit…they are tits and that is the whole point of them…to be stared at…and I guess to feed babies and all that other biological purpose….like making men think you’re fertile enough to cum inside you because on a genetic level that’s what we as men are attracted to… The post Kristen Bell Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shakira in Hispanic Cosmo of the Day

Posted on January 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know when these Shakira pics were taken, I don’t know if they are of a 40 year old, post pregnancy Shakira that are what she currently looks like….I don’t know if they are a 40 year old, post pregnancy Shakira edited down, like they look like they are…there’s no way a 40 year old mom looks like this, but then again she is Colombian and they do rot better…so you never know….I like to think they are pulled from the archives and are just a version of her because she’s fat and eating cake in her castle somewhere…but whatever they are…they feature her bare feet and as someone who knows foot fetishists…and we all know how weird they are…making this better than spread open asshole pics of her…. The post Shakira in Hispanic Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Big Jessica Simpson Tits for New Years of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Big Jessica Simpson, pushing 40, but still busty, because tits keep getting bigger and bigger, while the rest of her is at a manageable size, because I guess she gave up on the Texan BBQ and cakes post pregnancy, and realized that Weight Watchers was paying her a million dollars to get fit, but she had to get fit, to make the people who follow her and buy billions of dollars of her shitty trailer park, low end fat chick clothing really think that Weight Watchers did it…when we all know this girl couldn’t figure out a point system if it was being demonstrated to her by a retard kindergarten teacher using fucking animal shaped to help her work through the logic of the system…. Not that that matters, it’s all silly rich person celebrity business we don’t need to worry about…what does matter is that in the process of personal chefs and personal trainers…she’s managed to make that weight watchers money to add to her pile of money…but more importantly keep her tits… And here she is sticking her tongue out in her casual “fuck you, I win”…kind of way… The post Big Jessica Simpson Tits for New Years of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hayden Panettiere’s Thick Thighs on Set of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Based on her thighs alone, it looks like Hayden Panettiere is doing an ad for a Fast Food Chain….like she really loves that shit enough to endorse it for a lifetime supply of that shit… OH. She’s not just getting fat, post pregnancy does that to a woman, especially when they get institutionalized to deal with their post baby depression, and probably deeper rooted issues of being the child of some trashy hooker looking Soap Opera star, probably jacked up on so many fucking anti-depressants… BUT. She’s actually on set of a Fast Food restaurant commercial. Look at that keen glimmer in her eyes….she must be staring at the table filled with burgers to feed those midget thighs…. The post Hayden Panettiere’s Thick Thighs on Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Fitness Tongue of the Day

Posted on October 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’ve seen any pictures of Hilary Duff and her post pregnancy body…one sturdy enough to handle the whole hockey team railing her for her husband to jerk off to in the corner…you’d assume she’d spend her days doing squats…and I guess she wanted to give you a glimpse into how she gets those thighs…and the funny thing is that she’s still got her pervert fanbase that used to jerk off to her when she was under 18 and her parents had sold her to the entertainment industry…it’s like they’ve all watched her grow up and they’ve aged with her and still have that buring desire to eat her asshole while she chokes them out with those thighs…you know watermelon crushers…. The whole thing is creepy…but not as creepy as her egging it on…instead of just sitting on top of her money and chilling…she wants you jerk off… The post Hilary Duff Fitness Tongue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Keri Russell Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Posted on April 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Keri Russell is in a bikini… She is Felicity and she is making a comeback because she’s on some TV show that she gets naked on… Making her fans that loved her when she was in her late 20s…who probably still have the DVD box set wrapped in their DVD collection next to their star wars toys pretty fucking excited….because they knewwhen they staged that fake wedding in their mom’s basement with a model they made of her out of their sperm…that she’d be back.. While the rest of us just see a 40 year old trying to hard, post pregnancy, to be relevant again…who looks alright in a bathing suit…because she’s in a bathing suit…and sometimes that’s enough. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Keri Russell Bikini on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Shitty Cleavage of the Day

Posted on November 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba’s got some weirdo fucking cleavage going on…not that it matters to any Jessica Alba fans, those fuckers spent too many years obsessing over her pre-pregnancy, that they accepted her post pregnancy, and that they’d do anything to do with her as she pushes 40, because they look in the mirror, at their lives, and realize she’s a hell of a lot better, even now that she’s old and fat, and worth a billion dollars, than what they have going on….you know committed to a girl they’ve never met and who would never give them the time of day, because I guess she’s too busy wearing stupid dresses that make her tits look shitty…at some baby event…because she’s into that kind of scamming….good times. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE To See Pics of Kate Upton at the Same Shitty Event CLICK HERE

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Elsa Hosk in Panties for a Company that Isn’t Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These models get passed around from A-Lister to A-lister as much as they get passed around from company to company…if you were a little more realistic, you’d think that they sold their rights to a company, like some low level prostitute, who instead of fucking for money, they get half naked for money…all chasing the paper…or at least the dream of being a “supermodel”…cuz the pay is pretty fucking good…

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Rihanna has Herpes of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna has herpes, I mean why else would she be covering her face up…it’s herpes…it has to be herpes…it’s always been herpes…you don’t make it to her level of fame without getting herpes…especially when you started out as a teen prostitute working the Barbados Karaoke bars…now you’re here….

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