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Katy Perry Sloppy in a Bikini of the Day

Dude… Here’s some Katy Perry showing off her fat cellulite ridden ass…because in the event you didn’t know…Katy Perry has a disgusting fucking body and has always had a disgusting body and the older she gets…the more it looks like it has always looked to me…. I’m like a Clarevoyant, a Miss Clio, I fucking saw MIDDLE AGED MOM body when she first started and her big sloppy tits didn’t divert me from that…. Not once have I said “Katy Perry is a Babe”…in any way….ever…she’s not… But you’re lucky, because she’s out on a trip bending over with what looks like her balls totally exposed…. Noting says hot 40 year old with Cankles like a pussy that looks like a set of inflated balls… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Does Instagram of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui is homegrown celebrity trash…and by homegrown I mean she’s from Canada, but turned her back on Canada to pursue her acting career that I don’t think has really amounted to much more than Entourage, which I guess was enough of a gig to get her what I assume is a Green Card so that she can continue to live that Hollywood life that all of America wants…even as a Canadian… She’s a Sephardic Jewish girl…her family from Morocco…the kind of Jewish girl that the European Jews frown upon, but that the white supremecist just categorizes as Jewish…and as a Jewish girl who looks this hot, she probably has a lot of suitors who are looking for Jewish babies, because the hot Jewish girls have the highest stock price and get the richest of jewish men, which can be pretty fucking rich since the Jewish people run the fucking world…so I think it is safe to say that she probably doesn’t have to work as an actress and that is is probably more for show than anything, you know to pretend she’s busy because she’s probably already a rich brat to begin with…with rich brats trying to get her pregnant… But she does look good in her instagram porn…. The post Emmanuelle Chriqui Does Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Reminding You that Black Isn’t Slimming of the Day

There are strategies that fact celebrities use to look skinny in pictures. They are trained on these things…and they include but aren’t limited to wearing black, or standing with your arm on your hip….because black is slimming, unless you put it on a girl like Kate Upton, who the only thing that she can make slimming, is a fat chick standing next to her, that is less fat than her, because she’s massive and overpowering…you know Kate Upton, the it girl, model and actress with sloppy tits everyone loved, is now the fat friend girls bring out to make them look better….funny how these things work out… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Reminding You that Black Isn’t Slimming of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Reminding You that Black Isn’t Slimming of the Day

Lara Stone is Fun of the Day

Lara Stone is the enemy of the site, only because in 10 years, she’s one of two or three people who has tried to sue me…thanks to posting shitty pics of her fat in a bikini on her honeymoon, which was apparently an invasion of privacy on my part…like I was the motherfucker following the big titty model around on her honeymoon…because I care so much about her fucking sloppy tits in a happily in love private moment… So fuck her, like you were some UK comedian with a lot of money, or at least imagine that when staring at these hot enough pics for W magazine, that feature one nipple, on some substantial tits, which is pretty major for a model…who would normally be 7 foot tall and 73 pounds. Right. The post Lara Stone is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Rebuilt for a Campaign of the Day

This photoshoot makes me laugh because I spoke to someone in Miami who was involved in it, and she kept going on and on about how nice Kate Upton was, but how fat and amazed she was that she was there doing a campaign….you know the kind of model who requires serious photoshop and staging so that her belly doesn’t split the sample sizes they’ve already taken out to fit her massive body… Now I don’t hate Kate Upton, I don’t care that she’s a rich kid who had the right support, I don’t care that her dumpy body and sloppy tits went viral to the Nascar / Carl’s Jr / White trash male crowd….I actually like the stories I hear about her being an exhibitionist, who loves being naked on set, and loves fucking everyone… But I do find this a funny way to use her, knowing she made 100k or more for this…it’s like a girl posed as unsexy, unrevealing as possible…because she’s no Victoria’s Secret model…. Either way here are the pics:

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Kate Upton Rebuilt for a Campaign of the Day

Jessica Alba’s Shitty Cleavage of the Day

Jessica Alba’s got some weirdo fucking cleavage going on…not that it matters to any Jessica Alba fans, those fuckers spent too many years obsessing over her pre-pregnancy, that they accepted her post pregnancy, and that they’d do anything to do with her as she pushes 40, because they look in the mirror, at their lives, and realize she’s a hell of a lot better, even now that she’s old and fat, and worth a billion dollars, than what they have going on….you know committed to a girl they’ve never met and who would never give them the time of day, because I guess she’s too busy wearing stupid dresses that make her tits look shitty…at some baby event…because she’s into that kind of scamming….good times. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE To See Pics of Kate Upton at the Same Shitty Event CLICK HERE

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Jaime Murray Topless at the Beach in Mexico of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck Jaime Murray, but according to google she’s in Defiance. I don’t know what the fuck Defiance is, but according to me, who gives a fuck about Defiance when the girl with decent caliber tits, you know the size of tit I always endorse because they age better than big sloppy tits, you know that you are proud to show off to the world because you’re pushing 50 fucking years old, and you’re not disgusting, making it a win… She’s from the UK, so you can imagine the kinds of trolls she’s beating out in this win….because it is a fucking win. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jaime Murray Topless at the Beach in Mexico of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski Bird Face at the Event of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski blocked me on instagram, which was a nice change of pace from a year ago at this time when she was sending me pictures from her various photoshoots to promote for her – because I am a hero like that – and I help make girls famous…. It all work out for her, so she doesn’t need anything from me anymore, the flood gates opened, she went viral and she turned from some botox faced 20 year old with fake lips and probably fake sloppy tits, that was once Kanye’s side bitch to being some naked video star who had sex with Ben Affleck for her movie Gone Girl…according to many insiders… Here she is at an event…looking like a big breasted bird. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Emily Ratajkowski Bird Face at the Event of the Day