I really need to start learning Russian. And not just because it might land me a sweet government job — anyone know if there’s a Secretary of Blogging? But see, I also need to be able to talk to all these Russian InstaHotties I keep stumbling across. Anyway, here’s my latest discovery, Annet Reinen . And if anyone knows how to say “Will you sleep with me for a green card?” in Russian, it’d be much appreciated. » view all 12 photos
In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve been posting a lot of Russian hotties on the site lately. But I’m pretty sure that now that Trump is President, all us bikini bloggers are legally required to post a few hot Russians per month. I’m just doing my patriotic duty. So here’s my latest find, Greta Buz . I don’t know much about her, but I’d definitely love to find out more over dinner or a coffee. Or a green card marriage. Call me! » view all 12 photos
So Shay Mitchell is an overly successful, followed by 7 million idiots on Instagram 40% of which aren’t real people, but rather bots who just look for the Canadian scam artist who landed a roll on an extremely successful show called Pretty Little Liars, and who hasn’t been clever enough to branch out on her time off to do movies, or indy films or even produce her own shit, so that she doesn’t end up the Canadian in LA, Green Card applicant who married some rich dude who liked that she was once an actress…. Well, I guess she is doing some media…with this garbage in 17… And she’s doing some instagram…in lingerie…eating…it’s a fetish.. But her best work seems to be her lesbianism on snapchat…titties all over the place for her friend to imply that she sucks…because a good scandal works for so here she is dyking out on snapchat with her snapper… Pretty uninteresting stuff… The post Shay Mitchell in Seventeen and Slutty on Snapper of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emmanuelle Chriqui is homegrown celebrity trash…and by homegrown I mean she’s from Canada, but turned her back on Canada to pursue her acting career that I don’t think has really amounted to much more than Entourage, which I guess was enough of a gig to get her what I assume is a Green Card so that she can continue to live that Hollywood life that all of America wants…even as a Canadian… She’s a Sephardic Jewish girl…her family from Morocco…the kind of Jewish girl that the European Jews frown upon, but that the white supremecist just categorizes as Jewish…and as a Jewish girl who looks this hot, she probably has a lot of suitors who are looking for Jewish babies, because the hot Jewish girls have the highest stock price and get the richest of jewish men, which can be pretty fucking rich since the Jewish people run the fucking world…so I think it is safe to say that she probably doesn’t have to work as an actress and that is is probably more for show than anything, you know to pretend she’s busy because she’s probably already a rich brat to begin with…with rich brats trying to get her pregnant… But she does look good in her instagram porn…. The post Emmanuelle Chriqui Does Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Teresa Palmer is some Australian actress who has done a few American campaigns….before getting knocked the fuck up and making babies, for what I assume is a Green Card, but who the fuck knows, I’ve never really heard of her. I just know she’s doing some Free the Nipple bullshit, breast feeding on social media as a political stance, and I endorse that kind of behavior, and always have….I mean it’s pretty much the reason I sit in parks in the summer during post natal yoga…as someone who hates pregnancy and reproduction…I do love milk filled tits… Here she is with her friend for Vogue Australia The post Teresa Palmer Breast Feeding Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Teresa Palmer is some Australian actress who has done a few American campaigns….before getting knocked the fuck up and making babies, for what I assume is a Green Card, but who the fuck knows, I’ve never really heard of her. I just know she’s doing some Free the Nipple bullshit, breast feeding on social media as a political stance, and I endorse that kind of behavior, and always have….I mean it’s pretty much the reason I sit in parks in the summer during post natal yoga…as someone who hates pregnancy and reproduction…I do love milk filled tits… Here she is with her friend for Vogue Australia The post Teresa Palmer Breast Feeding Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So I posted these Lea Michele pictures yesterday, but because I don’t give a fuck about Lea Michele or her weirdo face that should have never been on TV, even if it can sing, but should have just been on the audio track while an actual babe sang…so I didn’t go through every single one to see if there was a fucking nipple in it… While there’s a nipple in it…but it’s hardly a good nipple…because it’s set next to her weirdo face…that I hate… It’s like how can I want to suck on something when my eyes can’t help buy focus on that flawed facial structure…my brain wondering how that happened…genetically…when it should be thinking nipple… In other news, Naya Rivera married her rebound co-star from Glee who I assume needed a Green Card…after dating him for 3 months to show her fiancé “Big Sean” that once you go black you can go back…and more importantly…that their love wasn’t real as he was off fucking sluts in every city…. I think I just reported my first news story…I’m getting the hang of this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE
