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Lily Newmark Topless Model of the Day

I am bored of standard models. I find they all look the fucking same. They all produce the same fucking pose and photo on instagram…they all blend into each other making them one big pile of hot pussy that cancels each other out in their level of uneventful….making them just average, typical and boring… I am all for hipster models who probably hate being called hipsters, who are interesting looking, or different looking, especially when they have monster tits that I can stare at…because monster tits make everything more fun…like the bouncy castle at the kid’s birthday party…only with nipples…. I don’t know what this is from, what this is for, if I’d even notice Lily Newmark on the street, or if I’m just blinded by her tits…but I’m all about this…it’s different looking and i want to suffocate on it’s tits… The post Lily Newmark Topless Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day….

Well…it looks like Victoria’s Secret really maximized this Josephine Skriver model. The rumor is that the new generation of Victoria’s Secret girls only get paid 100k, which seems like a lot of money to some, because when you factor in all the celebrity, and celebrity cock you get from being one of these models, there are girls like Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner who are willing to pay the brand millions of dollars to work for them…. But in the model world, that’s what a girl can make in a day…so seeing these 500 amazing pics…of an amazing model I am sure Leonardo has either pretended to fuck because he’s as gay as Kanye….or will pretend to fuck because he’s as gay as Kanye…but who as far as I’m concerned is still fresh faced and unscathed…even though we all know that’s not true…not in this fuck your way or buy your way to the top society… You can see her Danish Nipples from a shoot here CLICK HERE I hare catalog pics…but I love her lubed up and run through whatever this filter Victoria’s Secret is rebranding with…It’s like instagram..but in a catalog.. The post Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day…. appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Woman Accused of Stealing Ends Up Topless and Other Videos of the Day

Girl Posts Video of Her With Another Dude as Revenge…probably fake… Kid starts fight by slapping girl on the ass… Tazer Doesn’t Work… Dude WHo Almost Loses His Head Stingrays of the Day Punch in the Face at the Ice Cream Shop Public Sex of the Day 72 Year Old Beat By 3 Cops Australian Gold Prospector Finds Gold… Then shits himself… Police VS Homeless Guy Topless Protesters… The post Woman Accused of Stealing Ends Up Topless and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Munn for Esquire Mexico of the Day

As useless as I think Olivia Munn is, I appreciate her scam. She came out to LA to become famous after probably taken a college class in “communications”, moved to LA to become the female Ryan Seacrest, and she managed to get on a defunct network, on a defunct shows, that targeted nerds, secured a solid fan based, and allowed her to take her slutty tits into the acting world…and now she’s doing some Esquire Mexico showing some titty, probably fake titties, that make her look better than she probably did in high school…because she’s probably the average looking girl who has tricked easy to trick people into thinking she’s hot…and maybe she is… The post Olivia Munn for Esquire Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski Bird Face at the Event of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski blocked me on instagram, which was a nice change of pace from a year ago at this time when she was sending me pictures from her various photoshoots to promote for her – because I am a hero like that – and I help make girls famous…. It all work out for her, so she doesn’t need anything from me anymore, the flood gates opened, she went viral and she turned from some botox faced 20 year old with fake lips and probably fake sloppy tits, that was once Kanye’s side bitch to being some naked video star who had sex with Ben Affleck for her movie Gone Girl…according to many insiders… Here she is at an event…looking like a big breasted bird. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Emily Ratajkowski Bird Face at the Event of the Day

Some Pussy at Some Unicef Bullshit of the Day

Christmas is the season of giving and in the spirit if giving Unicef threw an event and invited all these low levels to come show off their titties for some moderate attention becuase really any attention is good…. They are so charitable and caring that I am sure every single one of them was like “Look and me, I’m at an event for a good cause, I’m not a vapid cunt, and look at my tits, maybe the paparazzi and magazines will talk about how good I look because that’s what I live for”……Selfish acts of fucking kindness…That’s what makes the world go round….I just watched two bums outside the richest neighborhood begging for change and not one bmw, mercedes, bentley driving motherfucker gave homie a dollar…probably cuz he didn’t offer a tax receipt…Greedy pigs… Here are the charitable cunts… Brooklyn Decker Still Looking Downs Syndrome…only a lot more pregnant…like when the Downs Syndrome girl runs away, hits a bar, and gets knocked up by someone no one every finds out who….cuz Homie never wants to admit he banged a retard runaway… Nicole Richie Hard Nipple on Some Probably Fake Titty…. Kristen Bell Slut Diane Kruger Titty,,, Rose McGowan Titty Cleavage…..

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Rihanna Wet and in a One Piece Bob Marley Bathing Suit of the Day

Here’s Rihanna in Barbados for the second week….I guess she’s decided that she can’t compete with the white folks…as her shit was getting stale and boring before she decided to re-invent herself with some reggae and Soca vibe, yes I just did my first music review and it was about Rihanna’s shitty pop music…..so she’s taping in and promoting herself as an authentic islander….which no one ever really denied, cuz getting her career start as a teenage hooker at the karaoke bar where she fucked rich white people from the UK while they were on vacation….lead to a lot of bitterness and hate from her peers and when they turn on you…you kinda lose that Islander edge…that she’s clearly trying to re-establish…. The Bob Marley one-piece bathing suit was a good touch…I mean I can taste the Roti pussy from here…it’s thick, irritating, but I’d still try to get up in it, I mean shit this is Rihanna…..

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Tamara Ecclestone is a Model in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Tamara Ecclestone….I have never heard of her before…but the rumor is that she’s the daughter of some model named Slavica and some F1 Racer named Bernie Ecclestone…which pretty much means she’s a rich socialite, who has used her connections to get modeling work, entertainment work, that’s not really work…but more something to do instead of spending her family money…not that it matters…she’s in a bikini and has great fucking tits…probably fake…but still tits…even though I hate fake tits…cuz they’re nothing to get excited about and usually look fucking stupid….here are the pics..

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