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Lily Newmark Topless Model of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am bored of standard models. I find they all look the fucking same. They all produce the same fucking pose and photo on instagram…they all blend into each other making them one big pile of hot pussy that cancels each other out in their level of uneventful….making them just average, typical and boring… I am all for hipster models who probably hate being called hipsters, who are interesting looking, or different looking, especially when they have monster tits that I can stare at…because monster tits make everything more fun…like the bouncy castle at the kid’s birthday party…only with nipples…. I don’t know what this is from, what this is for, if I’d even notice Lily Newmark on the street, or if I’m just blinded by her tits…but I’m all about this…it’s different looking and i want to suffocate on it’s tits… The post Lily Newmark Topless Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Aguilera’s Scary New Hairdo

Posted on October 15, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Christina Aguilera showing off her new bad dye job at some fall fair. Somebody ought to tell Christina that Halloween is still a few weeks away. But maybe she just wanted to make sure nobody mistook her for the prize-winning largest pumpkin. So I guess it worked. » view all 21 photos Related Articles: Christina Aguilera Flashes Ellen The Goods Christina Aguilera’s Greatest Tits, I Mean Hits Promo Pics Christina Aguilera Breasts Can’t Save That Old Lady Outfit Christina Aguilera Ruins A See Through Moment Photos: WENN.com

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Epic MILF Playdate: Alessandra Ambrosio And Jessica Alba

Posted on October 15, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Oh man. Talk about the hottest playdate ever. Two of my favorite MILFs, Alessandra Ambrosio and Jessica Alba , met up with the kids, I’m guessing to exchange tips on being a hot mom. And I hope one of them was the importance of wearing Daisy Dukes . Anyway, the only way this could get any better is if Alessandra and Jessica ditched the kids for a bit and headed to the bouncy castle for a little grown-up playtime. Maybe next week. » view all 36 photos Related Articles: Alessandra Ambrosio Deserves A Real Man Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Alessandra Ambrosio Topless And Wet In Arena Magazine Alessandra Ambrosio Lingerie Pictures Photos: WENN.com

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Pink’s Fat Ass and Milk Filled Tits of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pink was built like a fucking tank before the pregnancy, so there is no real surprise that bitch is built like a super fucking tank after the pregnancy…but it is still funny to watch her walk around all fucking huge and shit…while other new mom’s are dropping the baby weight…pink’s embracing finally having tits…something she was always envious of when she got her dick cut off as a child and never full got her hormone therapy adjusted properly like she was Jamie Lee Curtis, in some hermaphrodite turned obese mom who loves all things food related kind of love story I hope they make a movie about….Seriously, she’s so fucking large, I want to make a bouncy castle out of her….and suck the chocolate syrup and butter she sweats out of her ass…I’m weird like that..but not nearly as weird as Pink’s shape.

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Mia Michaels Big on the Beach of the Day

Posted on June 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Mia Michaels. She’s some emmy award winner for being the Choreographer on So You THink You Can Dance. She’s on the beach and I think it’s safe to say she needs a little less choreography and a lot more dancing in her life…cuz this bitch is huge. So huge it is almost offensive she call herself a dancer, unless her form of dance is being the bouncy castle little kids play on in the backyard at birthday parties, or the freak entertainment at the stripclub on BBW night, where their skin dances in ways skinny chicks can’t relate to….and that’s all I have to say about that…

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Some Beth Ditto and Fatter than Ever for the Perverts of the Day

Posted on November 30, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This bitch can’t live forever, she’s too fat. So take in this sexy while you still can. Look at the way she opens her mouth trying to eat the mic because she’s got an eating disorder that makes her eat everything in fucking sight, or look and her legs that are so malleable that you can easily make a vagina in her cellulite fat welts

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Ivana Trump’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

Posted on August 3, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There comes an age when you decide that it’s time to retire the bikini and put on a fuckin’ loose fitting one piece, because revealing your whethered senior body is offensive at the aquarobics class at the fucking YMCA. I guess Ivana’s just a little delusional, because she’s constantly fuckin’ young, 20 something boy toys, who you can assume are not doin’ it because they find her hot, and they aren’t doing it for Ivanka who is too busy converting to be jew for her future really rich husband, but they are doing it because they are getting fucking paid enough to close their eyes and pretend they actually feel something tightness in her loose, dry, weathered vagina or pretend they aren’t kneading a doughy bread, everytime they grab her tits, or feel like they are playing on a bouncy castle, or drowning in a sea of slop while fucking her missionary, because otherwise, there’d be no way any human could stay hard while up in this.