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Serena Williams Bikini Thickness of the Day

I have a female tennis fetish…because it’s sexy, the grunts, the high society, the panty flashes….and I have a hot black chick fetish…the tits, the ass, the chocolate skin tones….so you’d think I’d die for Serena Williams…known white boy fucker and very famous and well paid athlete…. But for some reason, she has the exact opposite effect on me, she terrifies me…she’s a monster to me….she’s the worst of both those things… Now I love tennis, and I respect this woman’s ability, or love for skinny white boys, but I don’t really understand why someone not gold digging her, would be turned on by her… She’s a Fetish I guess…to a whole bunch of fucking weirdos like you.

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[Listen Here!] Bryson Tiller Surprise Drops Full “True To Self” Album

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| HipHopDX Feel free to eat all the chocolate in your True To Self advent calendar today, because the album has arrived four weeks ahead of its scheduled June 23 release. Tiller posted the stream on Twitter, telling his fans, “i know we said June 23rd… but i say we Set it Off Tonight!!” Finish […]

[Listen Here!] Bryson Tiller Surprise Drops Full “True To Self” Album

Carice van Houten Titties in Intruders of the Day

This movie was released in Spain in October….but it’s only hitting America on March 30th, so here are some pre-theater titties in a movie… Carie van Houten is some 35 year old Dutch actor…who chose not to live in Hollywood but stay in Europe because she, like me love the Dutch…from legal drugs, to legal prostitution….to a country that doesn’t occupy kitchen garbage like the Kardashians….the Netherlands is the way to go…… More importantly, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dutch speaking chick whisper “stick it in my ass you worthless, poor, piece of shit my husband would hate knowing I’ve let inside me, but that I did anyway cuz I was drunk and he’s an asshole, and you happened to be in the right place and the right time”….while fucking her unprotected. It’s a life changing exprience you may like so much you want to tattoo it on your face like it is tattooed on your brain.

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Camille Rowe Ass for Elle Belgium of the Day

From my extensive, culturally void life, I have learned a few things and one of those things happens to be that amazing things come out of Belgium. Whether we’re talking the french fries, the chocolate, the beer….brussel sprouts or these hot pics of model Camille Rowe, a model not from Belgium, but she might as well should be, because she’s perfect for Elle Belgium….showing her hot ass and hot tits…in ways I really appreciate…..it’s pretty clear….Belgium has it going on….

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Paz de la Huerta Bares the Brown Eye in Nude Photo Shoot [PICS]

Another year, another nude photo shoot from Paz de la Huerta . The Boardwalk Empire star has never been skingy with her aristocratic (her father is the Spanish Duke of Mandas and Villanueva. Really.) ass-ets, but this time she and photographer Mark Squires are going somewhere Paz has never taken us before: down the Hershey highway. The Cadbury cul-de-sac. The kingdom of the chocolate starfish. Get the picture? We could go on all day, but why listen to us yap when you can see the pics after the jump ?

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Paz de la Huerta Bares the Brown Eye in Nude Photo Shoot [PICS]

Another year, another nude photo shoot from Paz de la Huerta . The Boardwalk Empire star has never been skingy with her aristocratic (her father is the Spanish Duke of Mandas and Villanueva. Really.) ass-ets, but this time she and photographer Mark Squires are going somewhere Paz has never taken us before: down the Hershey highway. The Cadbury cul-de-sac. The kingdom of the chocolate starfish. Get the picture? We could go on all day, but why listen to us yap when you can see the pics after the jump ?

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Cameron Diaz’s Big Pussy Lips Getting Hugged Hard By A Bikini of the Day

(i don’t have the rights to the pics, so click the link below to see them Big Pussy Lips Getting HUgged) I don’t have the rights to post these pictures cuz the paparazzi hate me and threaten to ruin me even though I’m pretty sure I’m allowed to post shit I find on the internet on my personal blog to write about why the fuck Cameron Diaz’s pussy looks as thick and fucking bulging as she flexes her new A-Rod muscles in a yellow bikini…see cuz A-Rod likes turning middle aged women as manly as he fucking can…it’s kinda his thing…you know since the steroids…. When you click the link, you will see that shit is almost like watching a dude in a bikini…but it’s Cameron Diaz….who was once one of the best pieces of ass in Hollywood….but now just looks like she fucks dudes up the ass with the sausage she’s got stuffed in her bikini bottomand the truth is…as gay as it may be to be into her new look…there’s just something about mary and by mary I mean a big pussy lips being hugged hard by a bathing suit bottom like it’s getting choked the fuck out in a wrestling match or some shit…and I’m loving this…on so many levels… To See The Pics of Her Big Pussy Lips Getting Hugged Follow This Link

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Pink’s Fat Ass and Milk Filled Tits of the Day

Pink was built like a fucking tank before the pregnancy, so there is no real surprise that bitch is built like a super fucking tank after the pregnancy…but it is still funny to watch her walk around all fucking huge and shit…while other new mom’s are dropping the baby weight…pink’s embracing finally having tits…something she was always envious of when she got her dick cut off as a child and never full got her hormone therapy adjusted properly like she was Jamie Lee Curtis, in some hermaphrodite turned obese mom who loves all things food related kind of love story I hope they make a movie about….Seriously, she’s so fucking large, I want to make a bouncy castle out of her….and suck the chocolate syrup and butter she sweats out of her ass…I’m weird like that..but not nearly as weird as Pink’s shape.

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South Park Casualty Count: ‘Fudge Packing with the Stars’

Last week on South Park , Cartman and the crew explored the social networking phenomenon while a loner with a bad hairline named Kip Drordy accumulated friends from the comfort of his bedroom. This week, the boys returned for a very special 200th episode that brought back every celebrity the show had skewered in its 14 seasons. After the jump, Movieline tallies the stars buried in South Park last night and explains what Tom Cruise was doing in the chocolate factory.

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South Park Casualty Count: ‘Fudge Packing with the Stars’