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Justin Bieber Mackenzie freak out! Tickets 2012

Surprise as daughter gets concert tickets to see Justin Bieber live in Minneapolis for her 10th birthday. Her dad surprised her by writing a poem to her about getting older that contained every song title in Justin Bieber’s new album “Believe”. See if you can find every song!! The poem finishes with the real surprise – check out the reaction!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/v/wCbzeyy4G3g?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata See the rest here: Justin Bieber Mackenzie freak out! Tickets 2012

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Pink’s Fat Ass and Milk Filled Tits of the Day

Pink was built like a fucking tank before the pregnancy, so there is no real surprise that bitch is built like a super fucking tank after the pregnancy…but it is still funny to watch her walk around all fucking huge and shit…while other new mom’s are dropping the baby weight…pink’s embracing finally having tits…something she was always envious of when she got her dick cut off as a child and never full got her hormone therapy adjusted properly like she was Jamie Lee Curtis, in some hermaphrodite turned obese mom who loves all things food related kind of love story I hope they make a movie about….Seriously, she’s so fucking large, I want to make a bouncy castle out of her….and suck the chocolate syrup and butter she sweats out of her ass…I’m weird like that..but not nearly as weird as Pink’s shape.

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LeAnn Rimes Looks Like a Crackwhore in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why LeAnn Rimes looks like some low level porn pussy on a beach vacation with her first pay check from a gangbang scene. She’s got the body and the face of a bitch seriously down on her luck, raped by her dad, high on pills and street drugs. She’s even got the fake tits and the above pussy tattoo. Shit is almost textbook. What the fuck would Jesus, her lord and Savior, at least that’s what I thought in all the marketing that was put behind her whole country image, before she cheated on her first husband for her soon to be second husband, wrecking homes with her pussy, like the time I fucked a hooker with syphilis and my wife caught the shit… She’s a lowgrade whore and she doesn’t even try to hide it, and despite how ugly she is, there’s gotta be some merit in that. Here she is in a bikini….Good Jesus loving country girl gone bad….cuz bad is a hell of a lot more fun….Happy New Year.

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LeAnn Rimes Looks Like a Crackwhore in her Bikini of the Day

LeAnn Rimes Looks Like a Crackwhore in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why LeAnn Rimes looks like some low level porn pussy on a beach vacation with her first pay check from a gangbang scene. She’s got the body and the face of a bitch seriously down on her luck, raped by her dad, high on pills and street drugs. She’s even got the fake tits and the above pussy tattoo. Shit is almost textbook. What the fuck would Jesus, her lord and Savior, at least that’s what I thought in all the marketing that was put behind her whole country image, before she cheated on her first husband for her soon to be second husband, wrecking homes with her pussy, like the time I fucked a hooker with syphilis and my wife caught the shit… She’s a lowgrade whore and she doesn’t even try to hide it, and despite how ugly she is, there’s gotta be some merit in that. Here she is in a bikini….Good Jesus loving country girl gone bad….cuz bad is a hell of a lot more fun….Happy New Year.

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Katy Perry Is Ugly With Make-Up, Here She Is Without It of the Day

I have always said that Katy Perry is fucking disgusting. People would send me hate, but I could never see past the fact that she looks like a skinny Rosie O’Donnell and that’s not saying much, cuz someone 30 pounds overweight in serious industrial strength spanx could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell, hell even Roseanne Barr could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell…. I have always said that even with all her movie make-up, there is nothing hot about her other than her tits. So seeing this disgusting picture of her without make-up came as no real surprise to me, cuz this is what I always see when I see her, even when her tits are “out to here”…. She can’t even sing or dance, her songs are irritating as shit and her tits bore me, cuz so many bitches have great tits, we don’t need to make milionaires out of them, and we don’t need to make them think they are worth more than the tits they are packing, especially when the rest of them looks like it belongs in a barn…. Good thing Russell Brand is gay, cuz if he wasn’t, marrying shit like this could really fuck with your head…. Happy New Year.

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Katy Perry Is Ugly With Make-Up, Here She Is Without It of the Day

I have always said that Katy Perry is fucking disgusting. People would send me hate, but I could never see past the fact that she looks like a skinny Rosie O’Donnell and that’s not saying much, cuz someone 30 pounds overweight in serious industrial strength spanx could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell, hell even Roseanne Barr could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell…. I have always said that even with all her movie make-up, there is nothing hot about her other than her tits. So seeing this disgusting picture of her without make-up came as no real surprise to me, cuz this is what I always see when I see her, even when her tits are “out to here”…. She can’t even sing or dance, her songs are irritating as shit and her tits bore me, cuz so many bitches have great tits, we don’t need to make milionaires out of them, and we don’t need to make them think they are worth more than the tits they are packing, especially when the rest of them looks like it belongs in a barn…. Good thing Russell Brand is gay, cuz if he wasn’t, marrying shit like this could really fuck with your head…. Happy New Year.

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Salma Hayek in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Salma Hayek is a fucking tank. I guess that’s no real surprise cuz like all girls who had big tits in thier 20s, when they turn 30 the rest of them slowly follows their titty’s lead and by 40 turns into real thick…not the mention this bitch is a Mexican, and I have never met a slim Mexcian mother before…. So the fact that this Mexican isn’t being carted around on a medical scooter with diabetes is a testament to how hard she is fighting her Mexican genetics…..something that probably isn’t worth celebrating in her bikini, but since I like all pussy in bikinis, it’s good enough for me, even if it’s sending a bad message to young girls everywhere that ou can be proud of your mom body any shape it is and parade it around like it’s not a disgusting fucking mess…

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Salma Hayek in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day