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Ashley James See Through Outfit at Some Premiere of the Day

Posted on January 31, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Smart and classy outfit choice by some girl named Ashley James. This is the kind of thing you’d want to see your daughter wear to her grandmother’s funeral…or to her job interview at the strip club…because you’re a bad father and you like jerking off to tits you made…you know like the time you jerked off to that pocket pussy you made out of deli meat, melon and that dead hooker… I don’t know what I’m saying other than that Ashley James knew she was going to a premiere and behaved accordingly…because I don’t even know who Ashley James is…and I am compelled to google her…. Not that this site is relevant…or that people care who I know or who I post about…or what I think about them. I just figure if her tits got my attention, they’ll get the attention of other pervert creeps who like nipples because our mom never breast fed us, or breast fed us too much, because we are coded to like tits… I am going to guess she’s pretty fucking low level…at a low level event – you know reality show trash…trying to stay relevant…at a premiere trying to get any attention it can but no one wants to attend – so they give invites to anyone…. and I am going to guess that’s a good tactic…because here I am looking at nipples. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley James See Through Outfit at Some Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Enormous Alligator Wanders Around Florida, Goes Viral

Posted on January 17, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Over the years, Florida Man has given us plenty of reasons to be scared of him. Like the time he had sex with a tree while high on Flaka . The same goes for Florida Woman. She once got wasted on Fireball and destroyed a close friend's wedding . But these incidents did not prepare us for what's truly frightening about The Sunshine State; it's not (always) the men and women who call it home. It's the presence of the Florida Alligator. On Sunday, a massive reptile (estimated to be at least 14 feet long) was spotted at a a Polk County nature preserve, casually strolling around in front of tourists. Kim Joiner, who spotted the animal and chose to film it (as opposed to run for her life from it), told WFLA that it was “very exciting to see” the alligator in action. As you can see below, the alligator did not feel the same way about the people around him. He seemed not to notice or not to care one bit. Or maybe he was trying to play it cool, afraid he might get noticed, grabbed and tossed into a Wendy's drive-thru window otherwise. That is how they often roll in Florida . Check out the crazy sighting now!

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11 Pop Culture Fails Kim Kardashian Wishes You’d Forget

Posted on August 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As it turns out, Kim Kardashian does not always love being in the news. Not all publicity for this headline-generating reality star has been good publicity. Like the time Kim Kardashian lent her name to a line of cupcakes… and the time Kim Kardashian actually had her own credit card. 1. Kim’s Kupcakes Yes, Kardashian really did release her own line of cupcake mix in 2010 with the now-defunct brand Famous Cupcakes. One type was called “Va-Va-Va-Nilla,” which is really pretty awesome. We’re shocked this didn’t strike it big. 2. The Kardashian Kard This is what happens when alliteration goes too far. This prepaid debit card was slammed for its high fees and for the way it was marketed to young adults. 3. Kim Kan’t Sing It took a little while for Kim to understand her lane and to stay in it. It also took the release of this abysmal single. 4. She Tried to Act Kim won a Razzie due to her performance in Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor. It’s unclear whether Kardashian wants us to forget this more or Tyler Perry does. 5. She Played, and Lost, The Feud! In 2008, Kim and kompany competed on Celebrity Family Feud. They actually lost to Deion Sanders and his loved ones. 6. She Tried to Act, Vol. 2 Kim stopped by an episode of CSI: NY as Debbie, a woman whose fiance is accused of murder. No, this storyline was not based on Kris Humphries. View Slideshow

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Charisma Carpenter in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Virgins losers love Buffy the Vampire Slayer, especially those aged 30-45 and I don’t really get it, but Charisma Carpenter fucking loves it, because that shit keeps her fake tits relevant, which helps justify the investment in them so many years ago..I mean this is like the time she did Playboy to get people to remember her, only the less naked and wearing a bikini version, and I am okay with that, because despite never quite accomplishing much beyond one TV show, she’s done a hell of a lot more for herself than most strippers, and most importantly, she’s not fat and despite being in her 40s and not being a fan of anything she’s done, she’s still got a well traveled vagina, I wouldn’t mind hearing the journey from…via my mouth….and/or penis. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Maria Menounos’ Sweet Greek Badonkadonk In Leather

Posted on February 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It must be booty day here at Hollywood Tuna, because here’s my favorite Greek hottie Maria Menounos giving us a peek at hers in some tight leather pants while she’s out walking her dog. At least, I think it’s her dog. But maybe she’s just doing another Extra segment showing the folks at home how to do simple, everyday tasks, like the time she showed everyone how to microwave cheese . Hopefully next week she covers how to put on pants. I still haven’t quite mastered that one yet. Related Articles: Maria Menounos Is A Disaster Maria Menounos Shows Off Her Puppies Maria Menounos Is Super Cute Maria Menounos Is A Good Workout Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Magdalena Frackowiak for Fashion Poland Spring 2012 of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I fell in love with pictures of a Polish model named Magdalena Frackowiak yeserday….because she’s ridiculously hot….and because for someone like me who is borderline autistic, socially awkward, and most of the time drunk, falling in love with inanimate objects is far more fun than falling in love with real people, cuz real people just disappoint and 98 percent of the time aren’t really cool or interesting…..but falling in love with an object…that shit gets you noticed….like the time I had a 3 day long relationship with a bucket full of cooked spaghetti noodles….catching me consomating the relationship brought laughs to all…or that time I had a year long relationship with a breast implant my crackhead friend stole from the hospital he stole his pills from…. Either way, Magdalena needs to be a bigger deal…let’s do our part by masterbating to her little, skinny, model tits.

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LeAnn Rimes Looks Like a Crackwhore in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why LeAnn Rimes looks like some low level porn pussy on a beach vacation with her first pay check from a gangbang scene. She’s got the body and the face of a bitch seriously down on her luck, raped by her dad, high on pills and street drugs. She’s even got the fake tits and the above pussy tattoo. Shit is almost textbook. What the fuck would Jesus, her lord and Savior, at least that’s what I thought in all the marketing that was put behind her whole country image, before she cheated on her first husband for her soon to be second husband, wrecking homes with her pussy, like the time I fucked a hooker with syphilis and my wife caught the shit… She’s a lowgrade whore and she doesn’t even try to hide it, and despite how ugly she is, there’s gotta be some merit in that. Here she is in a bikini….Good Jesus loving country girl gone bad….cuz bad is a hell of a lot more fun….Happy New Year.