For a while, I was hyping Victoria Justice as the Next Big Thing, and unfortunately, it never really panned out that way for her, no matter how many posts I did calling her my new favorite hottie. But the good news is, Victoria seems to be settling into a solid second career as a B-list hot nobody these days. Just check out how she’s grabbing her funbags in this GIF. That’s some promising Snapchat hottie work right there. Nice!
I knew it had been a while since we’d seen Maria Menounos and that perfect Greek booty of hers, but I didn’t realize it was because she had brain tumor. That’s crazy. Anyway, I’m glad to see she’s doing a lot better now, and getting back to what really matters in life: spending quality time with her loved ones posing in bikinis for magazine covers for perverts like us. Phew. » view all 11 photos
I know it’s been a while since I’ve done a new post on everyone’s favorite Greek hottie Maria Menounos , but the great thing about Maria leaving the TV business to become a professional Instagram model/hot nobody is that now we get to see that perfect booty of hers whenever we want. Which for me is pretty much every 30-45 seconds. So you guys enjoy these, while I go refresh her feed to see if she’s added any new updates. Fingers crossed!
Maria Menounos is just living bro…but like clockwork, every christmas vacation, or really every chance she gets, she posts a picture of her ass in a bikini, because I guess she loves her fucking body, but I guess she also knows that people love her body, and despite having failed as an actress or personality in the entertaiment industry, but rather forced to be a host to white trash america that watched her show, she can still get some of that male attention…showing what she uses as her pussy…cuz she’s greek.. Sure, some of her best work – is vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally… even though her anus is her actual vagina…it’s a greek thing…yes I know I already said that…i like to repeat myself…everyday, every year, like groundhog day…over and over and over again… Now I dont’ really find her rainbow booty pic substantial, or even interesting, but give the girl a little attention – she’ll be 40 soon and thus expired…so take it in – even if you, like me, don’t understand why anyone would give a fuck about her…in a world with so many girls who are not so many years past their prime…it must be the rainbow…it’s always the rainbow… The post Maria Menounos Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Maria Menounos is just living bro…but like clockwork, every christmas vacation, or really every chance she gets, she posts a picture of her ass in a bikini, because I guess she loves her fucking body, but I guess she also knows that people love her body, and despite having failed as an actress or personality in the entertaiment industry, but rather forced to be a host to white trash america that watched her show, she can still get some of that male attention…showing what she uses as her pussy…cuz she’s greek.. Sure, some of her best work – is vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally… even though her anus is her actual vagina…it’s a greek thing…yes I know I already said that…i like to repeat myself…everyday, every year, like groundhog day…over and over and over again… Now I dont’ really find her rainbow booty pic substantial, or even interesting, but give the girl a little attention – she’ll be 40 soon and thus expired…so take it in – even if you, like me, don’t understand why anyone would give a fuck about her…in a world with so many girls who are not so many years past their prime…it must be the rainbow…it’s always the rainbow… The post Maria Menounos Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Used to be, we’d get a new booty update from Maria Menounos almost every other day. Me and the Little Tuna could barely keep up. But now that she’s not hosting Extra anymore, it’s been getting a little harder to get my regular fix from the Greek hottie. But luckily, I have some great news: it looks like Maria’s started a second career as an Instagram bikini model. And if these are a preview of what’s to come, I predict she’s going to do extremely well in this business. Fingers crossed.
Maria Menounos is still in a bikini, she really wants to be looked at, celebrated, adorned…because we all know her goal wasn’t to be an Access Hollywood host for fucking ever, we all know she want to Hollywood to be a star talked about on Access Hollywood, a star that started to form because dudes forced to watch the show thanks to their middle of the road wives while eating TV dinners in the trailer park sexualized her greek anal loving ass…and she never fully hit mainstream success…but she knows all the tricks and for that…she bikini pics… I am more into her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once …. The post Maria Menounos Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Maria Menounos is playing up the social media game with some “Pants Off” pics…that aren’t that exciting but she looks good in her shameless self promotion – she has no choice but to do at 40…when no one cares…it reminds me of when I get girls to show me their panties covered in cum – while they are on the toilet… She is not on my radar in any fucking way…probably because none of these girls I write about really are…they don’t exactly exist to me after I forget seeing pics of them….or after I block out how annoying they are on TV….not that I watch TV… they sold their souls out to be on….I just like knowing that they think they are important..and struggle staying important..while guys just jerk off to them… I know her pulling her pants down makes you want to see her pussy, not cuz she’s Maria Menounos, but cuz she has a pussy…so let’s revisit… Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once …. The post Maria Menounos Pants Off Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t know that Maria Menounos has been dating this used car looking salesman for 18 years and now they are engaged. I’m guessing he is from a super wealthy family. It’s just a hunch and I may be wrong, but if not, good for him for snagging up some of that Greek goodness and managing to keep her interested for so long. On another note, I’m enjoying Maria’s sweet boob action here. Photos: WENN.com
It’s been months since our last dose of Maria Menounos hotness, but luckily, my favorite Greek hottie showed up to the Minions world premiere in London last night, because I’ve already been warned more than once about calling 911 to report “missing hotties.” Apparently going over six weeks without seeing Maria’s perfect booty isn’t technically considered an emergency. But at the very least, I’m pretty sure it’s a violation of my basic human rights. Photos: PacificCoastNews