Here’s Kaylee Killion getting naked for Instagram to get attention and noticed because she’s not all that hot, so she’s gotta put that effort into getting herself out there, to make up for what she doesn’t naturally have…. It’s like all these instagram girls are fucking trolls, a variation of a troll, trying to get noticed half naked, cuz that’s what they are good for…body parts…not a sum of their parts…but the asshole, or the nipple…or whatever…but the package deal as a whole is what you’d expect it to be…not worth the 5 dollars you spend a month on their patreon to see their butthole….but it’s only 5 bucks, bitch clearly needs. Kaylee Killion….nipples in underwear for some bullshit…not important…not special..creative or interesting…but on the internet for all to partake in… The post Kaylee Killion Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
What is this WorldStar? Getting all the Hip Hop girls, doing some MediaTakeOut, covering some BOSSIP…. Because the Black crowd, the urban crowd, the Black Twitter is really the market I should be talking to, they are less uptight than you white people, they like to laugh at each other and make fun of each other, and it’s all in good fun. While white people are like “you made a rape joke, you were mean, you objectified her, you called her a whore or a slut, you’re mean”…. I think it’s time for a rebrand…. Blac Chyna Kardashian / TYGA fucker…bringing out the tits…like the sex worker she is.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Blac Chyna Big Brown Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Julianne Hough and her Rumspringa she never returned from has just gone nutty… Topless showering photos of her ass…. I mean this is what happens when you’re raised in a repressively wholesome religion, while you fuck your brother, thank to your parents putting you both into dance together, knowing that dance is the devil’s work….I guess they never saw Footloose.. Only to become Hollywood, to fuck Seacrest who I know for a fact, does coke off BUTTHOLES…women buttholes even…but that they SIGN NDAs to never mention because he worked too hard for this career… There is no way her Butthole wasn’t involved in that…maybe it was her idea…you know these oppressive religious people always get extreme….in their fundamentalism or in their anti-religious ways… That’s why it’s important to raise your kids in apathy. Ride the middle of the road…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Julianne Hough Topless Mormon Shower of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alison Brie is some Comedic actress with decent sized tits, who I assume has been naked on the internet at least once in a nude scandal that got her booked on TV in the first place, but that I am too lazy to look up, or maybe I am just confusing her with Kat Dennings, the 2 Broke Girls, who aren’t broke anymore, thanks to a nude scandal that happened before she got her own sitcom….another comedic actress with big tits…who is fat while this one isn’t… But she is so edgy…all posing with a bachelorette party dick cup…because she’s a comedic actress….all average looking, but loved by all her creeper fans… I don’t know why I’m dragging this out…..or even trying to figure it out…she doesn’t matter, or maybe she does…but I consider mattering more than just being a slut on TV… The post Alsion Brie Sucking Dick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Beate Muska is the future.. I know nothing about her other than that she’s got 25,000 instagram followers, is probably trying to get that cool million, I didn’t bother going through her public images to pass judgement or write a story in my crazy head about her….I just know she’s getting naked and naked is wonderful…but what’s even more wonderful….is the bathroom that she’s in…it’s all pink and done up…almost more interesting than her TITTIES…but usually the only thing more interesting thing than her titties…is her BUTTHOLE….something she’s strategically hid in these pics thanks to being a classy bitch… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Beate Muska Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Look Bella Hadid posted a picture of her butthole sucking in her underwear like it was The Weeknd’s dick…..because you know, based on a few facts including but not limited to broken rich girl, vapid rich girl, celebrated model despite not being that cute, younger sister jealous of her more famous sister she’s latched onto, knowing people only care about her thanks to GIGI, that ass has seen some dick… I know, I know, these kids all grew up on 2000s porn, anal is standard, I haven’t met a girl who doesn’t do anal under 40 years old ever….people like a good shit on dick ass fucking… But it’s still nice to point out…especially when the stories I’ve been told by the girls who couldn’t fit The Weeknd’s dick in their mouth, that it’s substantial enough to blast out this girl and make her anus some sort of vaccuum…. FASCINATION… The post Bella Hadid Ass Crack of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Blake Lively doesn't have a lot she can complain about in life. She's very good looking. She has an adorable daughter. And… well… have you seen her husband?!? The beautiful star's biggest scandals these days have to do with the way she talks about her butt . However, Lively was a guest on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon on Monday night, touching on the subject of someone else's butt. The one that belongs to legal half Ryan Reynolds. Lively told a story to Fallon and his audience about a rather awkward plane flight she endured over the weekend with her infant child. She had to spend Father's Day starting at many others on her flight watching Deadpool on their personal devices; you know, the film that features at least one major sex scene between Reynolds and another woman. “It’s kind of torture these days because I’m on a plane and everywhere I look, every screen, is my husband in a sex montage… with another woman,” Lively said. “Because everybody wants to watch Deadpool on the plane. But, like, for 14 hours having your husband having, like, mashed potatoes eaten out of his butthole… it’s lovely. “It’s a cruel and unusual form of torture. Mashed potatoes eaten out of his butthole . We really don't hear that phrase often enough. How does the couple's toddler feel about these NSFW scenes? “My daughter goes, ‘Dada!’ and she starts, like, hugging and kissing the screen and waving at him and he’s not waving back and she doesn’t understand why he’s not waving back at her, because she thinks it’s like FaceTime,” the actress said. That's hilarious. Watch Lively tells these stories below and try not to feel TOO badly for her. She still gets to have sex with Ryan Reynolds any time she wants.
Blake Lively doesn't have a lot she can complain about in life. She's very good looking. She has an adorable daughter. And… well… have you seen her husband?!? The beautiful star's biggest scandals these days have to do with the way she talks about her butt . However, Lively was a guest on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon on Monday night, touching on the subject of someone else's butt. The one that belongs to legal half Ryan Reynolds. Lively told a story to Fallon and his audience about a rather awkward plane flight she endured over the weekend with her infant child. She had to spend Father's Day starting at many others on her flight watching Deadpool on their personal devices; you know, the film that features at least one major sex scene between Reynolds and another woman. “It’s kind of torture these days because I’m on a plane and everywhere I look, every screen, is my husband in a sex montage… with another woman,” Lively said. “Because everybody wants to watch Deadpool on the plane. But, like, for 14 hours having your husband having, like, mashed potatoes eaten out of his butthole… it’s lovely. “It’s a cruel and unusual form of torture. Mashed potatoes eaten out of his butthole . We really don't hear that phrase often enough. How does the couple's toddler feel about these NSFW scenes? “My daughter goes, ‘Dada!’ and she starts, like, hugging and kissing the screen and waving at him and he’s not waving back and she doesn’t understand why he’s not waving back at her, because she thinks it’s like FaceTime,” the actress said. That's hilarious. Watch Lively tells these stories below and try not to feel TOO badly for her. She still gets to have sex with Ryan Reynolds any time she wants.
Another year, another nude photo shoot from Paz de la Huerta . The Boardwalk Empire star has never been skingy with her aristocratic (her father is the Spanish Duke of Mandas and Villanueva. Really.) ass-ets, but this time she and photographer Mark Squires are going somewhere Paz has never taken us before: down the Hershey highway. The Cadbury cul-de-sac. The kingdom of the chocolate starfish. Get the picture? We could go on all day, but why listen to us yap when you can see the pics after the jump ?
Another year, another nude photo shoot from Paz de la Huerta . The Boardwalk Empire star has never been skingy with her aristocratic (her father is the Spanish Duke of Mandas and Villanueva. Really.) ass-ets, but this time she and photographer Mark Squires are going somewhere Paz has never taken us before: down the Hershey highway. The Cadbury cul-de-sac. The kingdom of the chocolate starfish. Get the picture? We could go on all day, but why listen to us yap when you can see the pics after the jump ?
