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Elizabeth Banks Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elizabeth Banks is very fucking rich… She was a nothing actress who no one cared about and who had countless roles that were hardly memorable…but who was famous enough to hang out in the right places or with the right people and who in turn was able to help put together the Pitch Perfect empire that ended up making her over 100 million dollars…and that will continue to earn her money because it’s just one of those movies… So it’s only natural to want to look at her in her bathing suit and wonder if she’s still able to get knocked up, or if she’s too old, because that’s the kind of retirement plan that would be nice, provided she’s not as annoying as she is in her acting roles… Funny cute chicks don’t appeal to me…but clearly they appeal to someone… The post Elizabeth Banks Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Irina Shayk Post Pregnancy Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Irina Shayk may have sold her uterus off for her retirement plan…with an A lister, after with being with a series of other people who helped take her out of Russian to become a “top” model..who I was a fan of because I though she was hot, because she is hot, and not just because I have a Russian fetish, into the sex workers, into the soulless opportunists trying to get ahead…after generations were oppressed…but because it seems like all the ugly ones were killed off, making a prime genetic pool of strong, beautiful terrifying women. That said, here’s Irina winning at life after making babies…the shoot not so hot…the pics not as racy as I’d like..but she exists, she’s won, and I appreciate that probably a lot more than Brad Cooper who was just in it for the anal…dropped the ball on that one didn’t he. I guess this for Mario Testino…a real photographer…long gone are the days of webcam shows… The post Irina Shayk Post Pregnancy Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Irina Shayk’s Unpublished Titty Pic for Instagram of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Irina Shayk was feeling a little unattractive, or unloved, being a mom is a disgusting job even with all the staff that you know her and brad cooper can afford…and she put out a throwback thursday of her topless to get some of what she misses…because she’s just a typical girl who values her looks more than anything, it’s really why she exists…and she wants you to value that too…and I do…even though I know the truth is a totally different Irina Shayk exists now that she sold her uterus off for her retirement plan…you know a baby feeding, even though she’s just playing the part of mom, as Russians have no soul…is as depressing and this toplessness that comes from a sad place… Here she is in some shoot that is post pregnancy and hardly slutty enough – because she’s a respectable woman….so sophisticated and classy knowing she has child support for life.. The post Irina Shayk’s Unpublished Titty Pic for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears is a Mom in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Britney Spears is an inspiration to us all – you know that not only can you have a kid that if you are tactical about can become your full time job, put the pressure to earn on them, and if the stars align because of their cuteness or their ability to dance at Disney Auditions thanks to Jazz Ballet classes…you can live the good fucking life…and when she’s over 18 and you’re feeling the burn from spending your earnings you made off of her faster than you thought – now that you’re cut off – and she coincidentally starts doing crazy shit that allows you to institutionalize her and take control of her – she can keep earning for you for decades to come. People rely on her. More interestingly, she proves that you don’t have to be a model bitch with a Victoria’s Secret contract to cold dick, sometimes you can find that rich broken girl to seduce with your dick, so you better have a big dick, that you can knock her up with after a little brainwashing so that you secure – a retirement plan and never have to work again – thanks to the enough money to go around all thanks to this tight enough mom body in a bikini. I am a fan.. The post Britney Spears is a Mom in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Menounos Thinks She’s a Bikini Model in Bora Bora of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently, Maria Menounos thinks she’s a bikini model because she’s posing for a photographer like she was a bikini model… I can explain what happened here, at least according to me. The girl was an ego, who always thought she was hot, went to LA to become famous and ended up getting a hosting gig on a shitty tabloid show, talking about the people she wished she was, and after 10 years of that, for some reason, people started to notice her and pay attention to her, so she quit that job since she didn’t want to be a Mary Hart forever, and she launched a reality show, and is now modelling bikinis like a Kardashian, cuz at 35-40 or whatever she is, she knows it’s now or fucking never…seize the day… I don’t think these pics are all that bad, aside from the desperation, I just think HER PUSSY BIKINI FLASH is better. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lily Aldridge is Greasy for James Macari of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Lily Aldridge. You probably know her as a Victoria’s Secret angel, since that’s what really made her relevant. I know her as some LA scenester chick, who was the daughter of a Playboy Playmate, who grew up in the LA rich kid scene, and in doing that positioned herself with rockstars, modelling agents and whoever else could give her work…she was in the VIP at the parties…booking shitty tampon commercials before actually locking down the rockstar and leveraging that with Victoria’s Secret be be the Rockstar wife model on their roster… She’s hot enough, likely a horrible opportunist fame whore, but then again who isn’t…and I guess what the lesson we can all learn from this is that if you move to LA or New York and party with the right people, you’ll get an actual career out of it…and if not a career, a retirement plan thanks to getting knocked up by a rich dude….at least if you’re a girl…if you’re a dude…that’d be pretty gay and impossible..

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Beth Humphreys Hot and Topless for NUTS of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Beth Humphreys has some serious tits. I am going to assume they are real tits, because all the DDs I’ve experienced have similar stretched out, light skinned nipples, I guess that’s what happens when titties get fat, even when the rest of a bitch isn’t…all those little nipples on big tits gotta be fake, but I’d be more than happy to have you all prove me wrong by emailing me in pictures of your tits. I’m a researcher like that, and by researcher I mean pervert…. I guess it only makes sense that she’s got some serious tits, mainly because that’s what her whole Glamour model, has sex with soccer players as a retirement plan, pretty much making her a hooker or sex worker, is all about… And I don’t mind it one bit.

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Leighton Meester in Her Little Black Dress of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Leighton Meester comes from a long line of criminals. Sure her mother was arrested for smuggling drugs from Jamaica, the stupidest place to smuggle drugs from, because the border patrol know what goes on in Jamaica, but that’s not the point, the point is that her mom decided that her next venture would be to exploit her daughter and get her to do anything she can to get where they need to be. They moved to NYC then to LA and put her in Beverly High School hoping she’d get in and fuck some famous people’s kids, and the whole thing worked, but in being raised by a whore willing to do anything for money, Leighton’s got that attitude deep in her veins and that’s really not a bad thing, especially in her little black dress, unfortunately she looks really fucking big and awkward lookin, perfect to climb up her thigh like it was a tree and you were a squirrel only to burry yourself in her vagina like it was your nest.

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Taylor Momsen and Her Skinny Legs of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used my only relevant Taylor Momsen joke last week when I said she has no talent today and that she had no talent signing in The Grinch movie she was in 10 years ago when she was 5, making her pretty much a bullshit celebrity with no talent but really persistant parents lookin’ for a retirement plan of something they didn’t abort…not that it matters…she is only 16 so a slut phase, which is clearly already in the works and a drug and party phase is totally in her cards and I’ll be more than happy to watch her fall into the gutter as all her inner demons come screaming out, the only thing that sucks about all this is that she’s not very cute, she awkward and skinny with a retarded face….just has long skinny legs that she likes to show off and decorate like some kind of Christmas tree and I hope for us that puberty fills her out a little or that she uses some gossip girl money on a set of tits like a common whore I am hoping she becomes… Here are some pics… Pics via Bauer

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Tara Reid Is Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 27, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maybe I am horny and tired of fat chicks who share a bed with me every fuckin’ night, but I think Tara Reid looks pretty fucking amazing. Maybe it’s her tan that distracts me from the fact that she’s dying on the inside from being on an alcohol and coke diet the last 10 years, or maybe it’s the fake tits, sloppy lipposuction job and bony ass that make her hot to me because girls who are dying on the inside are usually a fetish of mine, I mean that’s why I spend my hard earned money I steal from my wife on blowjobs from bitches with crazy addictions, but maybe that’s just because I can afford them

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